how can i make this happen? i want to make lulz at a strip club
i have an idea, go to backpage.com and find random hookers on that one section of the website. you call one of the ho's you find on there, and you tell them you got her on video selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school and that if she doesnt pay you in bitcoin or in any amount you want. that you give the video to the police.
will this work?
ok, i have this nuisance retard of a neighbor thats starts problems with people just because he is bored and think it is cool.
he thinks its cool to play loud dubsteb 5 am, and shoot fireworks at my dog when i let it outside to go use bathroom. somebody called the cops on him and now he has to go to court for noise violation. now he thinks its me who called on him, and he keeps yelling random drunk nonsense at me most of the time now when he sees me outside, also found out he is currently on probation on DUI and this could be a violation for him.
what can i do to further fuck up his life? any suggestions?
2017-11-25 at 6:21 AM UTC
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best soundtracks
sonic the hedgehog marble zone or star light zone
i thought of an idea, months ago, a north Korean ambassador defected from this embassy in london, england. anyway, there are new officials there now that have replaced the old ambassador. the North Korean embassy is just actually a giant house in some nice neighborhood.
These officials are pretty much slaves to Kim jong un. these officials barely make any money and brainwashed.
the number to the place is +44 020 8992 4965
address:
73 Gunnersbury Avenue
London
W5 4LP
i bet if you mail them a back of crisps, or offer them a few dollars, you could get any information you want from them, such as their governments secrets or trick them into defecting.
anybody want to try this?
2017-11-10 at 4:22 AM UTC
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inventing a new drug hoax
ok, had an idea, remember the fake jenken story that pickwick spread and thought it was real?
i want to do similar, we will call the new imaginary drug "spank"
ill make a new fake facebook profile and spread the news around. you can too if you really wanted.
this new drug called spank, what should it be made out of? and what effects should it have? what behavior can it cause? (poop eating, etc)
taking all ideas here, be very imaginative as you can. make it very ridiculous and believable.
ok, lets say i had a time portal in my shed, that i could enter the 18th century and then come back to our current time.
what would happen if i drove a car or dirtbike through there and then give it to a random person in the 18th century then come back.. what could happen?
2017-09-22 at 3:10 AM UTC
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anybody using kubuntu 17.04?
i broke my Zorin Os distro and decided to try kubuntu 17.04. just love it.
its so sweet
the last rare eclipse happend in 1915, soon after, the spanish flue spread and world war 1 started and millions died.
now that eclipse came around again and caused all the hurricanes, earthquakes and other weird deadly shit.
the eclipse was cursed centuries ago, that why shit get wrecked everytime that special eclipse comes.
*hides
2017-08-24 at 12:41 AM UTC
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dont touch the sun
it does very bad thing to your hands. now i regret it.
take my advice
2017-08-22 at 10:10 PM UTC
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running for senate now
i just filed paper work to run for Michigan senate.Also i found out kid rock is also running for senate and he is one of my opponents.
i am running as a democrat. i dont think he will like me very much lol
I was up against 10 candidates and only 4 would make it in the primaries. i lost and so many others did too.
but i loved the challenge and now i will be running for senate in a week.
