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lets get on the bus

  1. #1
    nonarky Houston
    *sits down*

    are we all ready yet?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sure, where are we headed?
  3. #3
    I'm hijacking this bus we are going to mexico.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sits politely in the seat adjacent to the driver. Sets both hands face down on lap. Smiles gently.
  5. #5
    We are gonna pick up a load of marihuana, joecaine, fireworks, mescaline from the native american church, automatic weapons, Mexican super meth and Donald trump pinatas to be smuggled across and sold tax free to avoid the trump border tax.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Opens lunchbox. Unwraps and eats bleu cheese sandwich on pumpernickel. Drinks hot can of Diet Mt. Dew.

    I can hear scron toward the back going on about something, super cocaine or lighting a church on fire, it's hard to hear from up here. I'd partake in either at this time.
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Opens lunchbox. Unwraps and eats bleu cheese sandwich on pumpernickel. Drinks hot can of Diet Mt. Dew.

    I can hear scron toward the back going on about something, super cocaine or lighting a church on fire, it's hard to hear from up here. I'd partake in either at this time.

    Mountain dew is the most disgusting American drink i have ever had the displeasure of ingesting. I was more down with it when i asked for an Iced Tea in Salt Lake city and literally got brewed tea with icecubes in it. America, it's a weird place bro. Oh but i do like cream soda, that shit is dank.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Sophie Mountain dew is the most disgusting American drink i have ever had the displeasure of ingesting. I was more down with it when i asked for an Iced Tea in Salt Lake city and literally got brewed tea with icecubes in it. America, it's a weird place bro. Oh but i do like cream soda, that shit is dank.

    Mountain dew is trash but code red is actually good, I think its supposed to be cherry flavor or something idk but Its fantastic unlike that undrinkable crap normal mountain dew is.

    Originally posted by mmQ Opens lunchbox. Unwraps and eats bleu cheese sandwich on pumpernickel. Drinks hot can of Diet Mt. Dew.

    I can hear scron toward the back going on about something, super cocaine or lighting a church on fire, it's hard to hear from up here. I'd partake in either at this time.


    Open your fucking ears we are hitting guadalajara son.
  9. #9
    nonarky Houston
    i peed on the back seat
  10. #10
    i want off the bus now
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Dargo i want off the bus now

  12. #12
    bling bling Dark Matter
    ois there a toilet on thiws bus
  13. #13
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if i duck down low behind a seat would anyone notice if i smoked a little gear? would anyone even gaf?

    no, i dont have any for you.
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