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lets get on the bus
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2017-03-26 at 3:36 AM UTC*sits down*
are we all ready yet? -
2017-03-26 at 3:39 AM UTCSure, where are we headed?
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2017-03-26 at 3:41 AM UTCI'm hijacking this bus we are going to mexico.
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2017-03-26 at 3:44 AM UTCSits politely in the seat adjacent to the driver. Sets both hands face down on lap. Smiles gently.
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2017-03-26 at 3:48 AM UTCWe are gonna pick up a load of marihuana, joecaine, fireworks, mescaline from the native american church, automatic weapons, Mexican super meth and Donald trump pinatas to be smuggled across and sold tax free to avoid the trump border tax.
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2017-03-26 at 3:56 AM UTCOpens lunchbox. Unwraps and eats bleu cheese sandwich on pumpernickel. Drinks hot can of Diet Mt. Dew.
I can hear scron toward the back going on about something, super cocaine or lighting a church on fire, it's hard to hear from up here. I'd partake in either at this time. -
2017-03-26 at 3:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Opens lunchbox. Unwraps and eats bleu cheese sandwich on pumpernickel. Drinks hot can of Diet Mt. Dew.
I can hear scron toward the back going on about something, super cocaine or lighting a church on fire, it's hard to hear from up here. I'd partake in either at this time.
Mountain dew is the most disgusting American drink i have ever had the displeasure of ingesting. I was more down with it when i asked for an Iced Tea in Salt Lake city and literally got brewed tea with icecubes in it. America, it's a weird place bro. Oh but i do like cream soda, that shit is dank. -
2017-03-26 at 5:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Mountain dew is the most disgusting American drink i have ever had the displeasure of ingesting. I was more down with it when i asked for an Iced Tea in Salt Lake city and literally got brewed tea with icecubes in it. America, it's a weird place bro. Oh but i do like cream soda, that shit is dank.
Mountain dew is trash but code red is actually good, I think its supposed to be cherry flavor or something idk but Its fantastic unlike that undrinkable crap normal mountain dew is.
Originally posted by mmQ Opens lunchbox. Unwraps and eats bleu cheese sandwich on pumpernickel. Drinks hot can of Diet Mt. Dew.
I can hear scron toward the back going on about something, super cocaine or lighting a church on fire, it's hard to hear from up here. I'd partake in either at this time.
Open your fucking ears we are hitting guadalajara son. -
2017-03-26 at 6:43 AM UTCi peed on the back seat
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2017-03-26 at 6:47 AM UTCi want off the bus now
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2017-03-26 at 7:47 AM UTC
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2017-03-26 at 10:09 PM UTCois there a toilet on thiws bus
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2017-03-26 at 10:29 PM UTCif i duck down low behind a seat would anyone notice if i smoked a little gear? would anyone even gaf?
no, i dont have any for you.