Originally posted by Juicebox
Ever eat Ethiopian cuisine?
Don't feel bad, neither have they
Ethiopian food is dank. Try it if you get the chance.
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2018-03-03 at 5:39 PM UTC
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all women are against me
Enter, we aren't against you. Jesus. :/
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Originally posted by Enter
Imagine breaking up with a girl after something tragic has happened to them, like their mother passed away or something lol.
They'd be even more alone.
1) get gf
2) rape gf while wearing a mask
3) break up with gf for being raped/cheating on you
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Originally posted by MAL
OMG Iβm just imagining how angry you were writing this and itβs really cute. I bet you had to crack open a Fanta to deal with the stress of it all.
I need you to stick around here. For Enter's sake. He needs this. Also you're pretty great and I like you.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
youre an idiot and are utterly and completely clueless. you have no idea what youre talking about.
im going to hog-tie your pert little ass to a spinning ceiling fan and pimp out your wife to any nigger that i can find for you to watch then you can do some life-choices evaluation.
Originally posted by infinityshock
youre a literal bottom fag with a degradation/masochism fetish…you have zero qualification to discuss anything alfa unless youre describing how badly you want to bottom for one.
by the literal definition, betas never 'act out' in front of authority figures.
my last job i betad my 'supervisor' in as much a public and degrading manner without making physical contact as is conceivable.
ive been in many, many jobs where the 'boss' tried to be alfa and i or others out-alfa'd him (always a him…a female can never be an alfa)
when i was in the military a beta-fag who outranked me on several orders of magnitude pissed me off and i went off on him completely…
"betas" are really easy to annoy. All this "control" and you still can't stop yourselves from having these embarrassing outburts. ππ
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Originally posted by Vizier
But you ARE a zombie, since you have no life.
Did you have to take a course and
learn to be this routinely unfunny, spic?
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Originally posted by stupid noob
Mal, you do know he is trolling you with this right? This is what he does. He is bigger than half the manlet cucks on here, hell he already beat the shit out of at least one of the users that I know of, and he has rape fantasies.
I'm not trolling about this stuff. And yeah I hit
my BF once while I was fucked up on all kinds of drugs but I regret that every day and would never hit him again. I basically quit drugs because of that. π§π’
PS: I have rape fantasies, but like... they're just fantasies. There's certain things that are hot when they're in your fucked up little head that are less hot when they're real. Like... bleh. I'm into kinky shit, but don't think actual rape is cool. π
PPS: "he".
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Originally posted by benny vader
thats just like playing hard to get.
when girls dont want to get fucked, they punch, claw and bite their attackers face.
they also try to kick or knee his groin/balls. theyll keep fighting their attacker off until finally theyve been overpowered.
IMHO your just playing hard to get and gotten.
"You didn't fight hard enough, so it clearly wasn't rape" is a shitty argument. Guys are big and scary and when you're in the process of being violated you aren't exactly thinking "i could take him". π
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2018-01-18 at 10:04 AM UTC
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Beer
>you'll cowards don't even drink nip beer and eat ramen while you watch anime
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
go do a DNA test of your ancestor's origins.
Never thought I'd see a paranoid schizophrenic recommend giving your DNA away.
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2018-02-28 at 4:42 AM UTC
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Straight up you cunts
I'm real as fuck too, my shit to lay out is just degenerate gender bullshit instead of rape confessions and schizophrenic bullshit. At least give me some credit. Don't make me crush you with my fat ass knees. π‘
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2018-02-28 at 3:49 AM UTC
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Mars rover landing
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
im literally in tears right now, its amazing what engineers like i and others can do with enough fundings martians be like what da fuq is dat thing?! lol
Do they call the guys who make pizza "pizza engineers" now? Like subway employees are "sandwich artists"?
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Originally posted by NARCassist
obviously you've completely misunderstood how natural selection works. if anything the fact that insect looks so much like a leaf actually supports the theory of natural selection. here's how it works.
once upon a time there were a few weird insect thingy's. one day two of the weird insect thingy's were taking the piss out of the other one, saying that he slightly resembled a leaf. the weird insect thingy's were both laughing and pointing and making him feel a bit silly, when out of no where a bird swooped down and gobbled up the two laughing weird insect thingy's before they even had chance to stop laughing. that was lucky thought the slightly leaf looking weird insect thingy and then he went of and fucked some of the female weird insect looking thingy's. the females got pregnant and gave birth to his little weird insect thingy's and just like their father they all slightly resembled leaves. one day when the daddy weird insect thingy had long passed, his son's who all slightly resembled leaves to differing degrees, were all ganging up on their brother who just so happened to resemble a leaf just a little more than they did. they were all laughing and making him feel left out for not looking slightly less like a leaf. when out of nowhere a chameleon's tongue swooped in and gobbled up all his not quite so leaf looking brothers. that was close, the more leafy looking one thought, and off he went to fuck all the females. now all those females gave birth to little weird insect thingy's, and just like their dad they all slightly more resembled leaves to differing degrees. one day all the weird insect thingy's were all ganging up on the one weird insect thingy that looked more like a leaf than the rest of them. they were laughing at how much he resembled a leaf when out of nowhere….
well, i'm sure you can see where this story is going now for the next 3 million years.
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Yep, God uses some pretty nifty methods. *sips beer*
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Originally posted by NARCassist
well by that logic somebody would have had to have created god too
.
It's Gods all the way down.
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Nah, I don't really get scared in my nightmares either really. :/
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Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
Do you ever tuck your dick between your legs like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs and pretend you don't really have one?
No, specifically because of the Buffalo Bill thing.
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Originally posted by Jeremus
GIRLS FUCK EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME
ALL. THE. TIME.
Yeah but for every girl fucking another girl there's a gay dude at a Standard Fuck Partyβ’ getting plowed by 20 dudes in a row.
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Originally posted by Enter
it's actually just "ATM". the "M" stands for "owners".
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Captain Falcon has literally confessed that he has a habit of making up bullshit stories on the fly to tell people because he finds it fun.
It's pretty obvious that his persona here is just that.
But also people want to believe he's rich because people like knowing rich people, because they like to think the wealth will rub off on them or they'll see dividends if they befriend the rich fuck.
Anyway, yeah, nobody believes him, but they want to believe him because money is magical.
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