2018-03-01 at 1:43 AM UTC
It was a halloween party, and I was dressed as stubbs the zombie, but then someone cast a spell on me to turn me into a REAL zombie.
I was really freaking people out. This chick who stopped talking to me was frightened to see a zombie (she didn't know it was me), and when I said her name she was even more scared. Then I told her it was me, and she started coming up with all these excuses for not talking to me anymore, since she was fucking horrified that I was a zombie!
Everyone who saw me was like "fuck you're cool". Then I was walking through a doorway and someone threw a piece of popcorn or something at me, thinking I wouldn't turn around. But I did, and they were all scared. And the guy who threw it was like "IT WAS HIM DUDE!" (pointing to someone else).
I realized in that dream that I love scaring people. I was also sad that the spell would only last until the end of the night, and the next morning I noticed the spell was wearing off and I was no longer a zombie. :(
I WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE SO BAD!!!!!!!! OR A MONSTER OR SOMETHING!!!
2018-03-01 at 3:26 AM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
But you ARE a zombie, since you have no life.
2018-03-01 at 3:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Vizier
But you ARE a zombie, since you have no life.
Did you have to take a course and
learn to be this routinely unfunny, spic?
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2018-03-01 at 7:32 AM UTC
aldra
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2018-03-01 at 1:21 PM UTC
I read something like this in a Goosebumps book once.
