AngryOnion
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mom and says, “Look, Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look, Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the kid back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes, and I already hate you, black people!”
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Originally posted by AngryOnion
Q: Why is there cotton in pill bottles? A: To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
Look dude us African Americans spent 400 years trying to get out of bondage of picking cotton. But we are still obsessed with it, look at how money is made of cotton and that's all we care about. 400 years and that's all we care about is getting more cotton.
