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For realz, I've been legitimately sold on sex dolls.

  1. 2018-03-02 at 11:41 PM UTC
    #101
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader that was accidental.

    so was your conception.
  2. 2018-03-02 at 11:42 PM UTC
    #102
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL I don’t know how anyone could do that and not feel infinitely aware that this is not a real person and a real person would never touch them and then end up sobbing with a limp dick.

    Enter, tell us if you cry the first time you use your new sex doll (assuming you could ever afford one).

    Hi, you poor fucking bitch! I'm richer than you'll ever be, and I don't mean that in a HURR DURR IM CAPTAIN FALCON AND IM A MILLIONAIRE FROM SELLING MY FACTORIES way, I mean that in a I live at home so I've never had to pay rent or utilities, so I've managed to save everything I've made way.

    You cunt. You worthless, fucking, projecting, poor cunt.
  3. 2018-03-03 at 12:38 AM UTC
    #103
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter Hi, you poor fucking bitch! I'm richer than you'll ever be, and I don't mean that in a HURR DURR IM CAPTAIN FALCON AND IM A MILLIONAIRE FROM SELLING MY FACTORIES way, I mean that in a I live at home so I've never had to pay rent or utilities, so I've managed to save everything I've made way.

    You cunt. You worthless, fucking, projecting, poor cunt.

    OMG I’m just imagining how angry you were writing this and it’s really cute. I bet you had to crack open a Fanta to deal with the stress of it all.
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  4. 2018-03-03 at 12:39 AM UTC
    #104
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL OMG I’m just imagining how angry you were writing this and it’s really cute. I bet you had to crack open a Fanta to deal with the stress of it all.

    I wasn't angry. That was one of the first posts I made when I woke up, so my testosterone was at its peak. That was just me typing comfortably and normally because of my t-levels.

    Stupid cunt.
  5. 2018-03-03 at 12:41 AM UTC
    #105
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter I wasn't angry. That was one of the first posts I made when I woke up, so my testosterone was at its peak. That was just me typing comfortably and normally because of my t-levels.

    Stupid cunt.

    Haha. Poor thing, you’re just pissy you don’t get blow jobs every morning, aren’t you?
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  6. 2018-03-03 at 12:42 AM UTC
    #106
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MAL OMG I’m just imagining how angry you were writing this and it’s really cute. I bet you had to crack open a Fanta to deal with the stress of it all.

    I need you to stick around here. For Enter's sake. He needs this. Also you're pretty great and I like you.
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  7. 2018-03-03 at 12:42 AM UTC
    #107
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL Haha. Poor thing, you’re just pissy you don’t get blow jobs every morning, aren’t you?

    Everything comes down to sex with you, because deep down you know that's all you're worth.
  8. 2018-03-03 at 12:43 AM UTC
    #108
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS I need you to stick around here. For Enter's sake. He needs this.

    Honk? What you mean?
  9. 2018-03-03 at 12:43 AM UTC
    #109
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Enter goes through... identity stages... I guess you could call them. The identities could be persons, inanimate objects, sounds, even colors or sounds. To date, he has held identities such as a garbage truck backing up, a robot, a pirate, a 100% agreeable person, a 100% obstinate person... and now he's a hardened woman-hater. This is not hard to figure out, folks.
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  10. 2018-03-03 at 12:49 AM UTC
    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter Everything comes down to sex with you, because deep down you know that's all you're worth.



    Haha yeah sure. I’m actually one of the few women who thinks they are worth MUCH more than what their body is worth. It’s just an afterthought that I’m good in bed.
  11. 2018-03-03 at 12:49 AM UTC
    #111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL Haha yeah sure. I’m actually one of the few women who thinks they are worth MUCH more than what their body is worth. It’s just an afterthought that I’m good in bed.

    If you were so good in bed, why can't Bill Krozby remember you?
  12. 2018-03-03 at 12:52 AM UTC
    #112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS I need you to stick around here. For Enter's sake. He needs this. Also you're pretty great and I like you.

    He can pretend the following statement isn’t true... but we all saw how the two days following my first thread he started actually seeking real advice on how to talk to girls and saying he wants to be a better person. But then something happened and either he stopped believing I was a real person or he stopped believing I was raped and now it’s back to this again. *shrug*

    I’m not sure what I’m going to do yet. But I think you’re pretty cool too. And Fuck em for saying you aren’t a woman and talking about your knees. I saw a photo of you when I first joined. I never would have clocked you. You just be the best you, you can be!
  13. 2018-03-03 at 12:53 AM UTC
    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter You never hear anyone in retail go on about how they're dedicated to giving their customers the best service, and how they really depend on them to blah blah blah.

    It's just hookers who have to convince themselves that their job is important or they'll feel even more worthless than they already do.

    ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HYDRO, YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS CUNT?

    You do hear about all the "extra" shit they do and how everyone they work with is a lazy worthless shit and the company would fall apart without them though

    I'm guilty of it myself from time to time
  14. 2018-03-03 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter If you were so good in bed, why can't Bill Krozby remember you?

    Because Bill Krozby fucks a new person probably every weekend if not more than that. Also, hi, I WAS RAPED. Do you think I was doing anything other than laying there trying not to think about what was happening to me?
  15. 2018-03-03 at 12:58 AM UTC
    #115
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL we all saw how the two days following my first thread he started actually seeking real advice on how to talk to girls and saying he wants to be a better person.

    That never happened. What the hell are you talking about?
  16. 2018-03-03 at 1:03 AM UTC
    #116
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter That never happened. What the hell are you talking about?

    My first thread as Quacks43rd was on 2/17/2018

    You posted this thread two days later

    https://niggasin.space/thread/20968

    The first time you have been honest about your woman hating. Let me find more.
  17. 2018-03-03 at 1:08 AM UTC
    #117
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You also posted this. Sorry I got it wrong. You’re not going to be a better person, you’re going to be more yourself. But it’s the same thing because you were probably an ass tryin to act like an beta.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/21015
  18. 2018-03-03 at 1:09 AM UTC
    #118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL My first thread as Quacks43rd was on 2/17/2018

    You posted this thread two days later

    https://niggasin.space/thread/20968

    The first time you have been honest about your woman hating. Let me find more.

    lmao did you think the girl in the thread was referring to you? What the fuck, you egotistical bitch hahahahaha.

    I can't even remember who that was referring to. I'm manic.
  19. 2018-03-03 at 1:09 AM UTC
    #119
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MAL You also posted this. Sorry I got it wrong. You’re not going to be a better person, you’re going to be more yourself. But it’s the same thing because you were probably an ass tryin to act like an beta.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/21015

    No, this is legit. I'm still being myself. I'm not faking to be anyone else.
  20. 2018-03-03 at 1:10 AM UTC
    #120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter lmao did you think the girl in the thread was referring to you? What the fuck, you egotistical bitch hahahahaha.

    I can't even remember who that was referring to. I'm manic.


    I never said it referred to me. I’m saying my presence has caused cognitive dissonance for you. And now you’re actually reflecting on yourself and sometimes wanting to change. But yeah I guess you’re manic and mentally ill so it was fleeting. Either way... you changed your tune right after I showed up and then changed back.
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