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2018-02-01 at 7:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Enter did you fuck her? fucking whore met up with and fucked multiple zoklet guys, just like the rest of them.
bumble was a disgusting whore cunt.
Bumble is a sweet, innocent girl and I will not tolerate this bullshit from you mich longer, Enter. Bumble is, was, and always will be waifu-tier.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-15 at 5:04 PM UTC in being a low functioning personThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-15 at 3:17 PM UTC in Taking a ten year hiatus.Also thread title is a missed opportunity for "highatus".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-15 at 1:54 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
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2018-03-15 at 3:14 PM UTC in Taking a ten year hiatus.One of the first, most obvious problems here is that psychedelics build tolerance immediately. You can feasibly trip like once every 1-2 weeks, but even then it ain't the same. I spent like 6 months of last year doing 4-aco-dmt and 1p-lsd every week or two and yeah... it was nice for a while, but you're still going to be spending most of your time sober.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-14 at 10:23 PM UTC in Rate your physical appearance 1-102, maybe 3 if I'm being generous. I look like shit and I'm ashamed to be seen in public.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-15 at 1:38 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-14 at 11:18 PM UTC in Do you donate or volunteer?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-14 at 9:33 PM UTC in yo mtv, welcome to my cribWill post pics from my new crib in a week. 💖The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-14 at 7:31 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has diedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-14 at 9:02 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
Originally posted by BRiCK tell me about the time you fucked sav.
in detail.
It was a dark and stormy night in Minnesota. The power at Sav's mom's house had just gone off on account of the electrical nature of said storm. Early that day I'd disembarked from a 20-something hour bus and train based pilgrimage from my home in the suburbs of Toronto, Canada... and I was horny. After plying the young girl with a few choice awkward autistic mumblings, she agreed to disrobe.
I'd never seen a girl so beautiful in my life. We started on the floor, with condoms hastily procured from some unknown STD clinic. They were too small for my throbbing tumesence, but I honored her wishes for me to continue wearing them - at least at first. As I cupped her perky breasts in my inexperienced hands and kissed her neck, I slid my engorged dick into her and quickly realized that with the condom on I wouldn't be able to maintain an erection, let alone reach any kind of ejaculative climax.
After much pleading with her, she permitted the removal of my penile straightjacket. It was fantastic - moist, warm, and as tight as two black kids who grew up together in the hood. I began pounding harder, continuing to cup and fondle her breasts; pinching her nipples between my fingers as I let lust take control of my body.
As I was nearing my moment of orgasm, virginity thoroughly lost within the love of my life's nethers, sixteen angry clowns burst into her mother's living room and began pelting us with cans of Faygo™. I'll never forget the look in her eye as I began screaming.
And that's the story of the time I fucked Sav.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-14 at 8:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-14 at 5:05 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?I honestly like that custom usertitles that can only be granted by an admin. It's like being knighted.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-14 at 5:30 AM UTC in Who was your first rival?Gary motherfucking Oak.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-23 at 11:49 PM UTC in Online Dating?
Originally posted by Daily You know the way you type makes me unironically want to fuck you in the ass right? You know that right? Of course you do, that's exactly what you're trying to do you little faggot. Your goal on the internets is to flip as many heterosexuals as possible so they start making threads like "what's more gay" while thanking enter posts about how women are gross and disgusting. I would fuck your little sloppy mouth for lubrication before sticking it in your ass and I would do it missionary so I could watch your little faggot face moan in pain and pleasure
Boys are too easy. I'm not even doing anything... 👯The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-13 at 6:21 PM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?I too am going to miss Issue313. He was one of the greats.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-13 at 6:12 AM UTC in This was nearly PresidentBetter that than the dotard in chief, the cheetoh-American President Drumpf. Stupid Trumpeter.
He won like 2 years ago and you still need comparisons to Hillary to make him look even remotely good? Really makes you think. 🤔🤔🤔The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-12 at 10:06 PM UTC in Treating my sister like the animal she isThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-12 at 10:14 PM UTC in Treating my sister like the animal she isThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-12 at 4:35 AM UTC in do u remember the first thing u came to?Sears catalog.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
