Captain Falcon has literally confessed that he has a habit of making up bullshit stories on the fly to tell people because he finds it fun.
It's pretty obvious that his persona here is just that.
But also people want to believe he's rich because people like knowing rich people, because they like to think the wealth will rub off on them or they'll see dividends if they befriend the rich fuck.
Anyway, yeah, nobody believes him, but they want to believe him because money is magical.
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Originally posted by Jeremus
Did read the quote, so I will attack this stupid ass point
Human industry is not "the wild". We define "the wild" by contrast with the state of society. The reason human society isn't "the wild" is because we can do things like form social contracts or derive laws from the categorical imperative, wherein we give up the "rights" granted to us by the state of nature ("the wild") in order to secure and express true freedoms like the right to life, the right to freedom of expression etc. That's also why we punish people who violate each other's rights. Society is a human construction, duh, of course it's not some universal metaconcept like physics, but that doesn't make it any less meaningful or useful.
If you disagree, go live out in Somalia, where the modern state of society is inapplicable and the conditions are truly wild.
Human egotism doesn't change the fact that we are still the wild. It's like saying ant colonies aren't the wild because within their tiny domain they've domeaticated aphids and their tunnels exist outside of "the wild". Bullshit, all of it. Human society is just a giant global ant colony. It's as much "the wild" as anything else, if you try seeing things objectively. 🤗
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Originally posted by Enter
i can't enjoy a show because people are laughing!!! :( LOUD NOISES REEEEEEEE
i could understand that if it was an actual laugh track with the same annoying noise repeated (like big bang theory_, but it's literally an audience. there are times when the audience doesn't laugh, for example.
larry david even told the audience to tone it the fuck down at points (example: when kramer entered the room).
I think people hate the laugh-track/live studio audience because they realize that without they probably wouldn't be laughing. Because laughter is largely a social thing.
And if you realize you're only laughing because you can hear other people laughing... it kinda takes away from the joke.
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Originally posted by RestStop
What's that face? I never got the reference. I mean I get it's a totse/zokelt user or whatever but what's the hidden joke here?
He looks smug af. I don't think it goes any further than that.
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Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
Y'all niggas need to let a man learn his own mistakes through denial and error.
This. And hey, maybe it won't be a mistake. 🤗
*remains optimistic*
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Originally posted by Zanick
I'm opposed to engineering the moral lives of animals just as I'm opposed to harming them. I don't believe they should be subject to the terrors of human industry, but what happens in the wild is their business.
Human industry is the wild. Stop pretending we aren't just wild ass animals just because you can philosophize some shit. Plus, having your throat torn out by a wolf isn't less horrifying than any of the methods we use to kill animals. Subjecting animals to industrial farming is almost noble by comparison to what other animals do to eachother in the wild. Which you're okay with.
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2018-02-20 at 3:50 PM UTC
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What's your IQ?
Originally posted by RestStop
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Whenever I go to EB/Gamestop, there's like 100 used copies of this for the 3DS.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Canada is America's cuck
Daily reminder:
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Originally posted by Malice
“He was screaming for help, but nobody helped him. They just waited for it to happen and even egged him on.”
You guys are going to look so bad.
Note to government agencies: if I’m ever feeling homicidal I can just smoke some pot. It works every time. Some benzos would definitely mellow me out as well.
"He was self-aware of his need for help and there's nothing we could do. He needed a professional and he knew this, but insisted on antagonizing a group of people who clearly didn't give a shit about him.
Nobody could have stopped him. He was a fucking faggot."
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Everybody breathes, but not everyone takes drugs, you Oriental ninny.
Everybody who has ever breathed has died though. That oxygen stuff is clearly not healthy.
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2018-02-18 at 3:12 PM UTC
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i have needs
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
So you make this thread because you aren't being satisfied sexually, in hopes someone here can fulfill your needs as you call them.
No. I was just shitposting and needed something for HB. I love my BF very much and he's very good at satisfying me. 😍
I'm not some whore. I'm loyal.
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"The jedi cries out in pain as he strikes you" sounds like an excerpt from a kick ass choose your own adventure novel.
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2018-02-17 at 7:42 PM UTC
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Is human behavior biological?
Originally posted by RestStop
..but do humans exist objectively?
No, everything exists subjectively. None of you are real. Why are you doing this to me?
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2018-02-17 at 1:22 AM UTC
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FUCK tinybltc
Originally posted by Issue313
Tinychat is where dreams go to die.
Is the totse/zoklet IRC still a thing?
Sort of.
Originally posted by greenplastic
Idk man I try to go into tc when I’m fucked up but the last couple times people just want to try to make me feel bad about doing drugs, like where the fuck else am I supposed to tweak out
TinyBLTC... but like, 4 years ago.
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Originally posted by Enter
wasn't that a fucking trump metaphor or something
Not really? Evil Morty pandered to stuff like equality, the empowerment of the little people. Not a very Trump-like character at all. He got roasted during the debates, instead of roasting his opponents too. *shrug*
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Originally posted by Enter
there were two good episodes. the one where drunk rick made those traps for everyone ahead of time, and the one where they got rid of the toxic personality traits.
The one where they explored the aftermath in the Citadel of Ricks/evil Morty's rise to power was pretty good too...
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This thread though...
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2018-02-16 at 3:29 PM UTC
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jedi Appreciation Thread
Thank you, jedis. Without you I would never have known the joys of interracial porn or the sheer ecstasy of an actual BBC. Indeed, without the subversive jedi influence on media, I may never have decided to transition genders at the cost of my fertility. Furthermore, without said subversiveness, I never would have begun to question the media and it's narratives, and never would have developed a full appreciation for how much the political right spreads fake news. And worst of all, without the jedis, I probably never would have realized that my racial self-interests are bigoted, racist, antisemitic, Islamophobic nonsense that has no place in the 21st century.
I for one am legitimately soooo thankful to the jedi people and Israel for all they've done to further leftwing social causes and for all the firm, wise, and steady guidance they have provided the European goyim. G-d bless Israel and the Chosen people.
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Originally posted by mmQ
This site is literally the worst forum for discussing actual politics or logic. You'd think by now there could be some semblance of reasonable discussion, but no. jediSS AND handsome and well tanned individualS AND NIGFERSM .!!!
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
And its the most trashy people of the site too. Nobody can even prove the jedi thing. Not a single instance besides jedi people and organizations doing what other people and organizations do, lol. You'd have 5o be totally fucking devoid of reasoning to buy into that.
I mean just look at stupid noob.
10 shekels have been deposited into your bank accounts. G-d bless!
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