Enigma
African Astronaut
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I never had a walnut or any of them things you gotta crack open with a nutcracker, that seems like a lot of fun tpoo
2024-07-04 at 12:59 PM UTC
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Happy 4th of July
Enigma
African Astronaut
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The United States of America is 248 years old today!!!!!
2024-07-03 at 3:24 PM UTC
in
Well now
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I have had like 6 hours of homework in the class so far (Which is what you'd expect to have a week) because I make such good use of the time in class. I also am good at Word and Excel, I think I might be a lot slower at powerpoint because I've made only about a dozen PowerPoints in my life but w/e
2024-07-03 at 3:22 PM UTC
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Well now
Enigma
African Astronaut
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my college professor is so dope bro he leaves early, talks to his boyfriend on the phone for half the class with a Bluetooth headphone, and if you're doing something and you don't know how to do it he actually stops to explain how to do it correctly.
one kid (who tries hard, comes early, but isn't very smart) couldn't figure out how to do graphs in Excel so I watched him help the student for 5 minutes, during the excel exam hahaha
I was like my nigger that's both good and bad, bad because he's helping a student during the exam, but good because I'm pretty sure that student who shows up early, stays after class, works diligently the entire time is computer retarded and has like a 70% in the class (We can see everyone's grades without names and he's doing the worse out of the kids that show up)
2024-07-03 at 3:06 PM UTC
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Well now
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I'm jsut talking shit on a shit talking forum how dare i
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I came up with this really good strategy called ask my friend on telegram and it's got me a lot of good games that I'm really enjoying.
It's difficult when you're like a lonely guy sitting inside your (mom's) house and you ain't got no video games but making a couple friends even online can change your life.
My advice is to make strategic alliance with the smart ones and then try to learn from them so you can graduate from your meager position. My friend online loves rubbing one off on me and I really enjoy it.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Can I torrent the CD key tho
2024-07-03 at 2:44 PM UTC
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Happy Pride Month🏳🌈 (2024)
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Wow it must be hard being in recovery.
Actually it's not hard.
Well I meant with Pride Month
What do you mean?
Well I know you're a big cock addict.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I am such a good poster, content creator, and adult model.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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You were reading it wrong, it's always been Mash -El-Hash that's how I pronounce it anyway
ON topic: Everyone is doing great, except half of you that aren't doing great. I have a lot of stuff to sift through and I kinda forgot what day of the week I do this. I think Fridays? But just know that the judges are in a closed session, a meeting of the elder protocols of NiS if you will, and we are very close to announce the white and black pipe for the week
Enigma
African Astronaut
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It breaks down the chicken nicely and sweetens it apparently. I also saw a black guy from the south who did something similar
2024-07-03 at 2:21 PM UTC
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How to become a Theologian
Enigma
African Astronaut
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It's a super easy, super worthless degree they offer at some universities (not all because some recognize the retardation of)
but it's basically 10 basic core cores, 10 cultural courses then 20 comparative religion, religious culture, and religious books classes
then you can go talk to people who don't wanna hear your opinion for the rest of your life
can get a good job teaching theology if you're one of the 200 people in the U.S. who needs a theology teacher
2024-07-03 at 4:09 AM UTC
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How to become a Theologian
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I wish I could time travel op back so far that he got Dino raped
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I heard of soaking it in buttermilk
