Posts by Enigma

1. 2024-06-29 at 1:16 AM UTC in What happened to that old Nazi guy?
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   He's dead
2. 2024-06-29 at 1:16 AM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :p
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   I knew this would be a great thread from the title
3. 2024-06-29 at 1:14 AM UTC in 4th Annual NiS Cyber Sexline and Videochat, Friday 8PM Eastern, host BradleyB93.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   Party is OVER!!!!
4. 2024-06-29 at 12:21 AM UTC in 4th Annual NiS Cyber Sexline and Videochat, Friday 8PM Eastern, host BradleyB93.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   Hey everyone we're 21 minutes into it. We have about 6 people in attendance, 2 of which are above age women!!!
5. 2024-06-29 at 12:13 AM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   I'll suck your dick for 20$ and then when you pull your trousers back up you'll find the 20 folded up in the pocket.
6. 2024-06-29 at 12 AM UTC in Monster releases Tranny Flavor (it has a dick)
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   lol the flavor is
   
   Ultra Fantasy
   Ruby Red
   
   
   
   Folks it tasted like Hawaiian Punch and chemicals.
   
   I liked it.
   
   Not particularly though. I give it a solid 7/10. 8/10 because of it's novelty.
   
   But yeah it's very tranny themed, especially about it being a fantasy. So anyway, go try it, support dudes with dicks dressing up like women and IDK I liked it it was alright.
   
   
   
   
   
   
7. 2024-06-28 at 11:37 PM UTC in I think deep frying shit is disgusting
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   ya black people are really good at frying chicken, catfish, gator, crawfish, all that southern shit is pretty fire.
   
   WHen it comes to other stuff like gumbo and other dishes (especially French origin dishes) the quality kinda falls off.
   
   I do like some of the Jamaican food I have been exposed to, the spicy patties and shit are real good like imagine a handmade hot pocket with low quality meat and tons of spices and shit.
   
   Overall I like black people on the grill or doing boils and shit in a fryer.
8. 2024-06-28 at 11:35 PM UTC in What happened to that old Nazi guy?
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   HELP I WANT TO FIND M FRIENDS@@@!@!@!
9. 2024-06-28 at 11:34 PM UTC in Coughed this up today.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut
   I named him Terrance
10. 2024-06-28 at 11:33 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
    

    Enigma African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag The first time I met him and GG I said several times I didn't want my photo taken. GG looked through my photo album without permission and showed it to Donald, then later when I was drunk she took a photo of me. Donald kept offering to drive me home. I don't want anyone from nis to know where I live so I declined. Later he said he'd been imagining me and GG having sex.
    
    Next it was Donald offering to drive me home from airports. It just felt like he was trying to get me into his car or find out where I live because he brought it up so many times, offering to pick me up from home, drive me home or drive somewhere.
    
    Then there was Greece. Donald said I had one night to buy the tickets and that he'd buy them for me. It was the pressure. Asking for my name and email address like it was nothing. I didn't end up going and am glad. I saw Fona's comments to him demanding that he have a baby with me and mentioning me possibly wearing a sailor moon costume on the trip. He had also wanted me to stay in the same apartment as him and GG.
    
    About a week later I met him again and it was just him. GG wasn't there this time. In a pub he said he'd had a mental health assessment in the past. I never suspected he was insane but now have to take that into account. We went axe throwing. He asked if he could take a video of me and I said no, but he did anyway and had the camera in my face when I walked up to him to give him the axe. He knew I couldn't cause a scene with the instructor being there.
    
    Since then I've told him to fuck off a few times and he still contacts me. Says we should all meet up after I've said I'm not meeting him again. He said he would bring Bradley here so he could romance me and he knows I hate Bradley and don't want him to know where I live. I don't want to go outside now in case he spots me and follows me home. Then there's other uncomfortable things like making a book club for the smut book I said I was reading. I suspect it was to get me to engage in sexual discussion with him. Just now he messaged me asking me to join Bradley's Telegram. I didn't want to make this post but enough is enough because now I have to worry about someone who could be insane stalking me irl.

    
    WHy do you hate Bradley? Hey join our chat party!!!! ity starts ina half hour!!!
11. 2024-06-28 at 6:56 PM UTC in 4th Annual NiS Cyber Sexline and Videochat, Friday 8PM Eastern, host BradleyB93.
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    Side note: we are looking for fresh hosts if you are interested PM me and we can set you up at the Host with the Most Online Academy and get u established in how these things work.
    
    U as host can pick the day and time of course, u just gotta be there of course.
12. 2024-06-28 at 6:55 PM UTC in 4th Annual NiS Cyber Sexline and Videochat, Friday 8PM Eastern, host BradleyB93.
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    Hi everyone, my name is NOT bradley or BradleyB it is EnigmaE93.
    
    Fondlepants and his assistant EnigmaE93 will be hosting this party tonight at 8pm Eastern time. Expect a preparty to begin around 2:54pm and the event last well into the late hours of the evening.
13. 2024-06-28 at 4:38 PM UTC in So what does irans president going down in that chopper mean for the region?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    THe lection is right now I Just googled it, that's so gang
14. 2024-06-28 at 4:34 PM UTC in Cutting down on sugary drinks and haribo
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    Umm, on the holiday of Easter which is held at Easter time. I think both fit.
15. 2024-06-28 at 4:29 PM UTC in Using the term "reach around" instead of "reach out" and other incorrect idioms I am enjoying.
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    as many of know I live somewhere that uses English as a second language for the majority of people, I am also very white. So no one dares correct my American English.
    
    I have begun to create and use new phrases with obvious homosexual flavor
    
    Don't come at me/Come at me is now Don't cum in me/Come in me bro.
    
    You're being hard on him. is now You're being hard in him.
    
    Thank you for reaching out to me. is now Thank you for reaching around me.
    
    I want to reach out to you. is I want to give you a reach around.
    
    Wow you're really rubbing off on him is now Wow you're really rubbing one off on him.
    
    I literally said to my college professor "You're really rubbing one off on these kids, I'm impressed." and you can tell he realized that the phrase was incorrect, stiffened up and said "Thank you, I try my best."
    
    If anyone can help me think of more of them I will use them in emails, professional settings, school, government offices, AA meetings and other formal jaunts that are typically devoid of sexual innuendos.
16. 2024-06-28 at 3:10 PM UTC in Cutting down on sugary drinks and haribo
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    I had a coca cola on Easter lol
17. 2024-06-28 at 3:10 PM UTC in Cutting down on sugary drinks and haribo
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    I don't drink soda
18. 2024-06-28 at 3:05 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    I ain't been dreaming
19. 2024-06-28 at 3:03 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    Tic tac no
20. 2024-06-28 at 3:01 PM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :p
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    :( I don't like how I feel