Enigma
African Astronaut
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I'll rent a room from u jiggaber jernson
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Oh I have a rape whistle too.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Folks this could be either
-a series of nuclear explosions affecting your nearest major cities
-a pandemic that actually kills a good chunk of people leading to the collapse of society
-an alien invasion (Not Mxicans but real aliens)
- extremely natural disaster
Folks I don't. I always figured I'd be alright. I'm a tall white guy who listens when spoken to and figured if they're killing everybody I'm probably fucked too. I do keep a bottle of bleach, a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and a case of water with me everywhere I live. Mostly for water purification, wound cleaning and obviously drinking. I live in southern Florida where they recommend this for hurricanes. I also have 2 flash lights, 1 I keep with batteries in it and 1 I keep brand new with the batteries separated in two plastic bags.
That's about it. My fatass is kinda strong enough to go like 7-10 days with no food, so I don't really worry about that. Just water and when the water runs out purifying water. Also the flashlights are so I can see my little dick in the dark for masturbatory purposes and looting homes if society does break down.
Overall I don't think this shits gonna happen I mean ya maybe ea hurricane that lasts 2-3 days that's what I'm prepared for but I don't think society is actually gonna collapse, martial law, like some bad sci Fi movies. I hope it does because I can think a lot of people I don't like who would not survive.
Thoughts?
Enigma
African Astronaut
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ya but I Go ta bigger light saber
2024-07-05 at 4:38 PM UTC
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Donald needs to take a hint
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Wow this thread is incredible. Especially the part where I"m busy with midterms and barel yposting on the site and people KNOW THAT THESE NEW ACCOUNTS ARE ME!!!! lol y'all wild
2024-07-05 at 4:29 PM UTC
in
Lets build a WAR RIG!
Enigma
African Astronaut
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a bicycle with pegs in case I get a special friend I wanna take somewhere far away
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Come jack off with me, I can promise three crystals, crystal light, crystal meth and a magic crystal necklace.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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FOlks your hosts Bonderplats and EnigmaE93 will be charging this session, we only have 6 people cammed up right now so we're extending the offer to anyone off work who wants to come celebrate!!!
2024-07-04 at 2:09 PM UTC
in
Happy 4th of July
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I just ate 4 hardshell tacos I made with beef stew, olives, taco seasoning and shredded Colby cheese.
WAy better than I expected.
2024-07-04 at 2:08 PM UTC
in
Where is jeff hunter?
Enigma
African Astronaut
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He still keeps up with quite a few members of our community.
2024-07-04 at 2:07 PM UTC
in
Where is jeff hunter?
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I talked to him a couple times a year. He still reads our forums, he was on Zoklet but he doesn't post on this one. He last had an account on RDFRN and IntoSanctuary. He does post on Reddit in their programming/technology subtopics and doesn't use instant messengers.
I've tried to get him to start posting here but he doesn't want to be involved like that with our community.
2024-07-04 at 2:02 PM UTC
in
Happy 4th of July
Enigma
African Astronaut
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No, he just moved here and didn't leave.
2024-07-04 at 1:58 PM UTC
in
Dog attacks cop
Enigma
African Astronaut
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ya but you practice this on bears most people do not
2024-07-04 at 1:41 PM UTC
in
Dog attacks cop
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Why didn't they just kill it?
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Drives 6 1/2 hours and asks for your location
"He's stalking me!!!"
