Happy 4th of July

1. 2024-07-04 at 12:59 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   The United States of America is 248 years old today!!!!!
2. 2024-07-04 at 1:03 PM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   God Bless America. Truly the greatest country on Earth. Shame about its prospects for leadership in the near future, but still the finest nation on this planet. Even if it is the "new money" of statehood, and has a history the length of which is dwarfed by nations in the Old (Money) World - it's a Forbes 30 Under 300 country or something.
   
   
   
   I'm not proud to be an American, but I'm a little ashamed to not be one.
   
   
   
   Happy Birthday, America.
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   • Enigma
3. 2024-07-04 at 1:05 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Thanks for inventing oreo cookies 'murica
   
   Love you.
4. 2024-07-04 at 1:13 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   come on telegram bro I'm bored
5. 2024-07-04 at 1:54 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut
   I'd like to welcome our newest American, Jiggaboo. Of course he'll not read this because we're not worthy on his days off.
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
6. 2024-07-04 at 1:59 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by jerryb I'd like to welcome our newest American, Jiggaboo. Of course he'll not read this because we're not worthy on his days off.

   
   Did he suddenly put on a shit tonne of weight and they declared him an honorary american by default?
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   • jerryb
7. 2024-07-04 at 2:02 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   No, he just moved here and didn't leave.
8. 2024-07-04 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Instigator Did he suddenly put on a shit tonne of weight and they declared him an honorary american by default?

   
   I assume he got tired of renewing his green card so became a citizen. Don't worry, your country will catch up with the lard asses.
9. 2024-07-04 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I just ate 4 hardshell tacos I made with beef stew, olives, taco seasoning and shredded Colby cheese.
   
   WAy better than I expected.
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   • jerryb
10. 2024-07-04 at 2:14 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enigma I just ate 4 hardshell tacos I made with beef stew, olives, taco seasoning and shredded Colby cheese.
    
    WAy better than I expected.

    
    Yeah I sometimes just make shit up with whatever I have. Bad thing if it turns out tasting good I forget what I put in it.
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    • Enigma
11. 2024-07-05 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by jerryb I assume he got tired of renewing his green card so became a citizen.

    
    Exactly right.
12. 2024-07-05 at 2:42 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    any niggs can be american.
13. 2024-07-05 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina any niggs can be american.

    
    But only the elite can have dual citizenship, American and British....the few, the proud.
14. 2024-07-05 at 3:07 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson But only the elite can have dual citizenship, American and Isreali ….the few, the proud.

    
    corrected