Posts by Enigma

1. 2024-07-06 at 6:25 PM UTC in I wrote a poem about my friend Captain Falcon and Kinkou.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   That nigga Mash straight retarded
   3rd rock from the sun that nigga straight departed
   smell something stinky
   it's either kinky or your boy just farted
2. 2024-07-06 at 5:09 PM UTC in Totse Book Club
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   What's the next book?
3. 2024-07-06 at 5:07 PM UTC in I wrote a poem about my friend Captain Falcon and Kinkou.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   In a world where love can be complicated,
   Kinkou's heart was constantly frustrated.
   First, she loved Mashelhash who was retarded,
   But their love was strong and undeterred.
   
   Then came Fox, always busy with his online life,
   Too wrapped up to be a husband or wife.
   Next was Aldra, with a girlfriend far away,
   Kinkou's heart couldn't bear to stay.
   
   But now, Captain Falcon has captured her heart,
   Their love is strong, they will never part.
   They've only known each other for five short days,
   But their love is true in so many ways.
   
   Kinkou has even told her mom,
   About her love for Captain Falcon, calm.
   Their love is pure, their hearts aligned,
   In each other, they have truly find.
   
   So here's to Kinkou and Captain Falcon,
   May their love always remain strong.
   Through ups and downs, they'll stand together,
   Their love will withstand any weather.
   
   Never give up on love, no matter the odds,
   For true love always defies the gods.
   Kinkou and Captain Falcon, forevermore,
   Their love will always endure.
   
   At least for a couple weeks until she finds the next guy.
   Not sure this lifestyle and I'm not sure why
   but trust assured your time will come soon
   BradleyB has no reason to lie
4. 2024-07-06 at 4:55 PM UTC in I think deep frying shit is disgusting
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   No alcohol, no drugs, no cigarettes, no vaping, nothing.
   
   I do eat a lot of vegetables though and a lot of hot sauce.
   
   The only fucked up thing I've been consuming is one energy drink everyday.
5. 2024-07-06 at 4:54 PM UTC in them bennies are wackin people out left and right
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   ya ur alright, there's a lot of areas you could improve upon in a multitude of ways but you're likely aware of this and disregard it because you haven't tried to do anything better since I met you a decade ago
6. 2024-07-06 at 2:29 PM UTC in Hey Jig Johnson
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   u trying to get laid or something???
7. 2024-07-06 at 1:53 PM UTC in Have you ever used a glory hole?
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Sometimes it's a really ugly fat guy and that's why the glory hole is used, I personally enjoy using such modern tools as a t-shirt and my hand to avoid seeing the uglies that have my Weiner in their cock polisher.
8. 2024-07-06 at 1:51 PM UTC in I dunno who needs to hear this but
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   THe worst is yet to cum
9. 2024-07-06 at 4:17 AM UTC in CDC New VB Varient of HIV is Untreatable
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   No u
10. 2024-07-06 at 4:15 AM UTC in Have you ever used a glory hole?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    My gang name is GloryHole
11. 2024-07-06 at 2 AM UTC in Movie night
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I wanna watch a movie with Kafka
12. 2024-07-05 at 7:21 PM UTC in Spongbob
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    notice how out of the 3 of those guys not a single one ever had a girlfriend, an ex girlfriend, a wife, or a female friend come over?
13. 2024-07-05 at 7:20 PM UTC in Spongbob
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    SpongeBob and Patrick are in a homosexual relationship together.
14. 2024-07-05 at 7:19 PM UTC in Lets build a WAR RIG!
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    lol scron u shouldn't have mentioned the fax machine
15. 2024-07-05 at 6:04 PM UTC in More men getting into pegging
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by TacoBell What's peghkng

    
    A guy gets fucked in the ass by a girl
16. 2024-07-05 at 5:41 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    and remember folks he has way more alts than I do. He has about 4x the alts I do in fact
17. 2024-07-05 at 5:39 PM UTC in Anyone watch fireworks yesterday?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I saw one go off at like 730 and realized it's not the same since I'm old now and sober.
18. 2024-07-05 at 4:59 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    it's all u u u with u
19. 2024-07-05 at 4:59 PM UTC in More men getting into pegging
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    HTS can't get hard anymore from HRT and the testicles being removed.
20. 2024-07-05 at 4:57 PM UTC in What was the Coleman Meth Fuel?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    u want the green jug