Enigma
African Astronaut
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ya ur alright, there's a lot of areas you could improve upon in a multitude of ways but you're likely aware of this and disregard it because you haven't tried to do anything better since I met you a decade ago
2024-07-06 at 2:29 PM UTC
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Hey Jig Johnson
Enigma
African Astronaut
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u trying to get laid or something???
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Sometimes it's a really ugly fat guy and that's why the glory hole is used, I personally enjoy using such modern tools as a t-shirt and my hand to avoid seeing the uglies that have my Weiner in their cock polisher.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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My gang name is GloryHole
2024-07-06 at 2 AM UTC
in
Movie night
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I wanna watch a movie with Kafka
2024-07-05 at 7:21 PM UTC
in
Spongbob
Enigma
African Astronaut
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notice how out of the 3 of those guys not a single one ever had a girlfriend, an ex girlfriend, a wife, or a female friend come over?
2024-07-05 at 7:20 PM UTC
in
Spongbob
Enigma
African Astronaut
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SpongeBob and Patrick are in a homosexual relationship together.
2024-07-05 at 7:19 PM UTC
in
Lets build a WAR RIG!
Enigma
African Astronaut
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lol scron u shouldn't have mentioned the fax machine
2024-07-05 at 5:41 PM UTC
in
Donald needs to take a hint
Enigma
African Astronaut
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and remember folks he has way more alts than I do. He has about 4x the alts I do in fact
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I saw one go off at like 730 and realized it's not the same since I'm old now and sober.
2024-07-05 at 4:59 PM UTC
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More men getting into pegging
Enigma
African Astronaut
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HTS can't get hard anymore from HRT and the testicles being removed.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I'll rent a room from u jiggaber jernson
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Oh I have a rape whistle too.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Folks this could be either
-a series of nuclear explosions affecting your nearest major cities
-a pandemic that actually kills a good chunk of people leading to the collapse of society
-an alien invasion (Not Mxicans but real aliens)
- extremely natural disaster
Folks I don't. I always figured I'd be alright. I'm a tall white guy who listens when spoken to and figured if they're killing everybody I'm probably fucked too. I do keep a bottle of bleach, a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and a case of water with me everywhere I live. Mostly for water purification, wound cleaning and obviously drinking. I live in southern Florida where they recommend this for hurricanes. I also have 2 flash lights, 1 I keep with batteries in it and 1 I keep brand new with the batteries separated in two plastic bags.
That's about it. My fatass is kinda strong enough to go like 7-10 days with no food, so I don't really worry about that. Just water and when the water runs out purifying water. Also the flashlights are so I can see my little dick in the dark for masturbatory purposes and looting homes if society does break down.
Overall I don't think this shits gonna happen I mean ya maybe ea hurricane that lasts 2-3 days that's what I'm prepared for but I don't think society is actually gonna collapse, martial law, like some bad sci Fi movies. I hope it does because I can think a lot of people I don't like who would not survive.
Thoughts?
Enigma
African Astronaut
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ya but I Go ta bigger light saber
