Posts by Enigma

1. 2024-07-06 at 10:53 PM UTC in I wrote a poem about my friend Captain Falcon and Kinkou.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   
   
   Somewhere in there.
2. 2024-07-06 at 10:32 PM UTC in Food i ate today tbh
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   we went over this, go to imgbb
3. 2024-07-06 at 10:25 PM UTC in I wrote a poem about my friend Captain Falcon and Kinkou.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I always been retarded ask Mr. Kern he was my special Ed teacher!!!
4. 2024-07-06 at 10:20 PM UTC in Oakland Gas station ransacked 100k damage
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Another great Wozny thread everybody 0 engagement, 0 replies relating to the poorly chosen thread topic, and 1 crazy weirdo insulting people in the replies. Can't say I'm surprised
5. 2024-07-06 at 10:18 PM UTC in Oakland Gas station ransacked 100k damage
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   ya I bet u would fold me up and put me under your BUSSY
6. 2024-07-06 at 10:16 PM UTC in I think deep frying shit is disgusting
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I like the ones of the skinny people doing eating challenges
7. 2024-07-06 at 10:09 PM UTC in Fonaplats, a poem about the life of my friend.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   In a small town mildly bleak.
   Lived a man named Fonaplats, meek
   He spent his days in a drug-induced haze
   Doing heroin in a neverending craze
   
   He would take pictures of his poop
   And suck big black dick to get his goop.
   Of fellow addicts to give him a high
   With each passing day, he would slowly die
   
   But one fateful day, he hit bridge bottom
   Realizing his life was filled with sorrow and boredom
   He made the decision to get clean
   And turned his life around to be seen
   
   He bought his girlfriend Chell a couch
   A symbol of his newfound self-doubt
   No longer wasting his money on useless things
   He started to spread his financial wings
   
   Fona became a good friend to all
   Despite his past, he always stood tall
   He shared his story of recovery
   And became an inspiration to many
   
   Now a successful father and employed
   He no longer feels all paranoid
   He plays video games all night long
   And shows others that they too can be strong
   
   A role model to men in need
   Fona proves that with determination and deed
   One can overcome the darkest of days
   And live a fulfilling life in many ways
   
   So here's to Fonaplats, a nigga reborn
   From a loser to a winner, not to be torn
   May his story inspire others to see
   That change is possible, for you and for me
   
   I look up to Fona and his journey
   His resilience and strength, like a jedi attorney
   I strive to be like him in many ways
   But with better spending habits for all my days.
8. 2024-07-06 at 8:30 PM UTC in Never experienced the female gaze
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

   Originally posted by Instigator I think there's also straight women aswell
   
   HoNk HonK

   
   Use a mirror
9. 2024-07-06 at 8:19 PM UTC in Have you ever used a glory hole?
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I'm a glory holer
10. 2024-07-06 at 8:16 PM UTC in Project 2025
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Op posts repetitive ideas
11. 2024-07-06 at 7:10 PM UTC in What could be wrong with mah Doogie?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Need a new phone
12. 2024-07-06 at 6:42 PM UTC in Hey arnold
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    football head!!!
13. 2024-07-06 at 6:39 PM UTC in Oakland Gas station ransacked 100k damage
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Your profanity is indicative of lackluster mental faculties.
14. 2024-07-06 at 6:37 PM UTC in I think deep frying shit is disgusting
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by Elbow Of course it's disgusting! Why would you deep fry shit of all things? 🤢

    
    I bet if you weren't poor/inept at basic life tasks you would operate a home deep fryer and deep fry a lot of shit
15. 2024-07-06 at 6:28 PM UTC in that stupid fuckin song cupid shuffle stuck in my head for no damn reason
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    nigga u ain't never been on a cruise how would you know lol
16. 2024-07-06 at 6:27 PM UTC in Oakland Gas station ransacked 100k damage
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Your threads are almost as awful and unengaging as mine are!
17. 2024-07-06 at 6:25 PM UTC in I wrote a poem about my friend Captain Falcon and Kinkou.
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    That nigga Mash straight retarded
    3rd rock from the sun that nigga straight departed
    smell something stinky
    it's either kinky or your boy just farted
18. 2024-07-06 at 5:09 PM UTC in Totse Book Club
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    What's the next book?
19. 2024-07-06 at 5:07 PM UTC in I wrote a poem about my friend Captain Falcon and Kinkou.
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    In a world where love can be complicated,
    Kinkou's heart was constantly frustrated.
    First, she loved Mashelhash who was retarded,
    But their love was strong and undeterred.
    
    Then came Fox, always busy with his online life,
    Too wrapped up to be a husband or wife.
    Next was Aldra, with a girlfriend far away,
    Kinkou's heart couldn't bear to stay.
    
    But now, Captain Falcon has captured her heart,
    Their love is strong, they will never part.
    They've only known each other for five short days,
    But their love is true in so many ways.
    
    Kinkou has even told her mom,
    About her love for Captain Falcon, calm.
    Their love is pure, their hearts aligned,
    In each other, they have truly find.
    
    So here's to Kinkou and Captain Falcon,
    May their love always remain strong.
    Through ups and downs, they'll stand together,
    Their love will withstand any weather.
    
    Never give up on love, no matter the odds,
    For true love always defies the gods.
    Kinkou and Captain Falcon, forevermore,
    Their love will always endure.
    
    At least for a couple weeks until she finds the next guy.
    Not sure this lifestyle and I'm not sure why
    but trust assured your time will come soon
    BradleyB has no reason to lie
20. 2024-07-06 at 4:55 PM UTC in I think deep frying shit is disgusting
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    No alcohol, no drugs, no cigarettes, no vaping, nothing.
    
    I do eat a lot of vegetables though and a lot of hot sauce.
    
    The only fucked up thing I've been consuming is one energy drink everyday.