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ratface tranny fucker thinks he's a straight guy xD
Enigma
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I feel honored to grace your avatar Fralaalala this is an amazing feeling
2024-06-06 at 10:21 PM UTC
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Jon
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probably would be a lot better off if he was named John Hiller lol
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In sheer volume and to a lesser extent quality, Instigaytor has done significant improvement in the last week.
For bad quality posts similarly in a large quantity I have to go with Warcry.
For this first week of June
Most improved recently: Instigaytor
Failing to produce quality material: Warcry
Enigma
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only homosexuals and south Americans wear pumas here
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The amount of emojis you've bene using has significantly declined, is everything okay?
2024-06-06 at 9:41 PM UTC
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If I had a pussy
Enigma
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lol what do you kids wanna be when u grow up
cop callers!
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I don't think he minds very much but alas I am not him!!!
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CUTE!!!
r u coming to the telegram video chat grand opening party on Saturday night?
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I was talking to Kinkou this morning. Well I'll start a little bit before that.
I like to take regular jars of salsa and add fresh ingredients to them. So anyway, I cut up like 1/4 of a habanero pepper into very thin, small pieces and mix it into the salsa for the side with my XXL microwave burritos. Delicious. Very spicy, I even commented to the chat how spicy just a small amount of habanero can be in a half of a cup of salsa.
About 80 minutes later kinkou and I are talking about this person in my Honors German class in High School. I feel a stirring in my penis and decide it is time to wank. I tell my friend I will be right back and leave to go to the bathroom.
I spend approximately 4 minutes wanking. The same amount of time it takes Kinkou to make a cup of coffee, fun fact. And we reconvene approximately the same time. And I notice a startling feeling.
The tip of my dick is on fire. Like an aching burning sensation. I realize oh shit it must have been the pepper juice, I try to put some lotion on it but it doesn't help!!!
So I go into the shower and the water burns my penis. and right where the head meets the shaft is like really really sore. So I start scrubbing soap into it with cold water and after about 10 minutes the feeling subsided.
My penis and I are fine now, if you're worried, but remember after handling peppers do not touch your shaft even like an hour later when you get horny while chatting with your friends about your past.
Enigma
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I noticed there's been a strong surge in anti-Bradley hate this month. Wonder what's going on because of it, this month is supposed to be a time to suck him off and be nice to him but everyone's just being so mean. Why?
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I will have to check with the NiS Chat Shogun & the Lead Administrator but to my knowledge only 1 person is on the "DO NOT ADMIT" list.
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I want everyone to know that Kafka is....
ABSOLUTELY WELCOME AT THE PARTY!!!
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I mean I'm not gay or anything but I'd rather look at a big white cock like bradley's in tasteful poses than some of other smut on this website.
