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Posts by blackbird
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2016-08-15 at 11:06 PM UTC in My butthole is a burning ring of fire
Put some whip cream on it and let your cat lick it.
Cats have tongues like sandpaper, so that wouldn't feel very good. -
2016-08-14 at 11:49 PM UTC in An IFIOTW forum + Old school smilies/iconsI ripped all the smilies if anyone wants them.
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2016-08-11 at 2:11 AM UTC in Human RightsA persons life is their own. I think they should be able to end it whenever they want to.
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2016-08-07 at 3:03 AM UTC in Buying shit from the dollar store and reselling on ebay/amazon.Get stuff from Ross or the clearance racks at Walmart/Target and resell it.
I bought a pair of pants at Walmart for 5 bucks that were regular 20 but they don't fit me so I'm going to try to resell them. -
2016-08-07 at 2:28 AM UTC in I hate court and my baby mammer
Go to the interview high on meth and be like "I HERD YALL WAS LOOKING FOR INDIVIDUALS WITH HIGH ENERGY, WELL LOOK NO FURTHER SIR BECAUSE I HAVENT SLEPT IN A WEEK AND IM READY TO WORK RIGHT NOW!!!!, NOW ARE YOU GONNA SIT HERE LIKE A FUCKBOI OR ARE YOU GONNA SHOW THIS WILD LIL HOMO HOW TO RUN THE CASH REGISTER OR WHAT?!"
and wear this shirt with blood and cum stains.
lol, where do you get that shirt at? -
2016-08-07 at 2:07 AM UTC in Could mr hands have been the goatse man?Goatse is some guy named Kirk Johnson.
how did the horses dick fit in his ass?
It obviously didn't since he died.
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2016-08-06 at 1:48 AM UTC in Tonight should be pretty kick assIs tonight that meteor shower?
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2016-08-03 at 6:31 PM UTC in I think I might be trans.I'll never get how SA has lasted as long as it has.
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2016-08-02 at 11:20 PM UTC in I think I might be trans.Cute thread. :) But culture is something you learn, it's not inherent.
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2016-07-31 at 4:11 AM UTC in the problem with kids these daysHey, I used to panhandle all the time back when I was traveling. Don't be a prude. :p
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2016-07-29 at 12:56 AM UTC in Sealing a blunt with semenI heard that poor kids in Africa save their fermented semen in jars and huff it to get high.
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2016-07-26 at 10:06 PM UTC in Inducing seasicknessI've been on a boat quite a few times and never got seasick, but if I try to read in the car I'll puke.
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2016-07-23 at 11:55 PM UTC in The concrete enemaI've had some weird stuff up my butt, but I don't get why anyone would wanna pour concrete up there.
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2016-07-22 at 2:26 AM UTC in is there anyone decent left in the worldTry hanging out with someone who's not drug addict.
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2016-07-20 at 3:17 AM UTC in Pokemon GoIt doesn't work on my phone. :(
I guess I'll just wait for sun/moon. -
2016-06-20 at 12:23 AM UTC in Is there any reason they sell cassettes again?Is there some kind of advantage to them or do people just buy them for the novelty?
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2016-06-13 at 1:16 AM UTC in little boys in dressesWhy try to feminize them? I don't think that's any worse than trying to push masculinity on them. Kids should be free to express their gender however they want to.
Besides, boys in dresses are adorable. ^_^
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2016-06-12 at 10:48 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2016-06-12 at 3:55 AM UTC in Best excuse for anything: "Someone drugged me"Or "I was sleepwalking".
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2016-06-04 at 2 AM UTC in I want gems and treasure.Bring me some. :)
