Posts by blackbird

1. 2016-09-01 at 7:11 AM UTC in Do you have any piercings?
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman

   I'm gonna guess gauges.

   
   I'm not a fan of gauges. But there's this guy at work that has huge ones, like African tribal level hugeness and they're kinda cool. I'd never do it myself though.
2. 2016-09-01 at 7:07 AM UTC in Do you think you'll ever get married?
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I can't see myself ever marrying anybody. I'd have to find someone as weird and fucked up as myself first. Plus I have like zero social skills.
3. 2016-08-31 at 5:20 PM UTC in twins from different fathers
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   So this is theoretically possible. Do you think it's happened in the history of ever.
4. 2016-08-30 at 9:35 PM UTC in Do you have any piercings?
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman

   Congratulations you have objectively 3 of the top 5 cringiest piercings with a desire to get one of the other 2. May as well just get a metal rod permanently lodged up your ass while you're at it. XD

   
   What's the last one?
5. 2016-08-30 at 6:14 PM UTC in Do you have any piercings?
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I have a tongue bar, a nose ring and my bellybutton done.
   
   I'd like to get snakebites.
6. 2016-08-30 at 2:10 PM UTC in I want to go Sky Diving and smoke DMT
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I could never go skydiving. I'd have like a panic attack. Even relatively tame amusement park rides freak me out.
7. 2016-08-28 at 11:57 PM UTC in I think I might be getting weaker.
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman

   Sure i'll do that right after I hit the weed store for an ounce and buy some meth from a vending machine. CBT is the new first rate for depression and anxiety and it's bullshit that tells you to JOIN A GYM AND RUN AROUND!. Better yet take some SSRIs or mirtazapine and go on a mass shooting that ends with you dying by police.
   
   If you want benzos just go on the darknet
   
   

   
   Is that pokemon hentai?
8. 2016-08-28 at 11:23 PM UTC in I bought purple shoes and they smell like grape.
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   It's weird because they're not advertised as being grape scented, so I think its just a smell from manufacturing or whatever.
9. 2016-08-26 at 9:55 AM UTC in My life is boring.
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman

   blackbird is not zek as far as I know and definitely not kreepyk.
   
   risir - don't flatter yourself, EVERYONE victimised zek and I'm pretty sure that gave him a boner. which would probably make him upset becaused he'd have to go tell his doctor the HRT wasn't working. what's more, another totse member moved in and stole his family - being called a faggot on the internet would be the least of his worries..
   
   blackbird was the username that originally tipped zoklet off about LSD's motherpunching antics; I've asked if you're that same user before but never got a response

   
   If there was someone by that used that name on zoklet then it's coincidence cause it wasn't me.
   
   and you can still get a boner on hrt fyi
   
   
   
10. 2016-08-25 at 8:58 PM UTC in My life is boring.
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    wut shade?

    
    bright green
11. 2016-08-25 at 8:43 PM UTC in My life is boring.
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    What do you have to lose?

    
    Nothing to lose, I just don't see how it would be proof of who I am.
12. 2016-08-25 at 8:39 PM UTC in My life is boring.
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    Uh-oh better shave those legs and paint them toes brosephina.

    
    Already got them painted green. :D
13. 2016-08-25 at 8:34 PM UTC in My life is boring.
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    You called Zek a girl and nobody except you does that. It's just so obvious. I don't even…

    
    Because I call her a girl that means we're the same person?
    
    

    Sign a capital R on one of your legs or your hands and post a picture. I know my Zekkyboo. Nothing sexual, or revealing. Just a picture of one of your legs with a username or &t or anything. That would be proof.

    
    I don't see how that would prove anything.
14. 2016-08-25 at 8:02 PM UTC in My life is boring.
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I might as well just give up on trying to prove I'm not Zek to you -_-;
    
    and i don't need to fuck my bed i have better things to use ;)
15. 2016-08-25 at 6:23 PM UTC in My life is boring.
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    *yawn*
16. 2016-08-18 at 2:41 AM UTC in ATTN lanny
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I'll write the url on my boobs if someone sends me $150 for a sharpie. ;)
17. 2016-08-17 at 9:50 PM UTC in That hooker on the Corner
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    
    

    1. Get a large box, a stick, a string, and a bag of crack.
    2. Tie the string to the stick and use it to prop up the box.
    3. Place a trail of crack rocks leading to where she sleeps.
    4. When she follows the crack trail into the box pull on the string and trap her.
    5. Nail up the box and drive out into the middle of the forest where you can release her into the wild.
18. 2016-08-17 at 9:46 PM UTC in "I quit my job because I hate kahkis"
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I've never seen a guy I thought looked hot in khakis.
19. 2016-08-17 at 3:09 AM UTC in Torrents
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    rutracker.org
20. 2016-08-17 at 12:35 AM UTC in anybody here like the show doug?
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I always though it was boring.