Could you put an egg up your ass without it breaking?

1. 2016-02-22 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   http://logs.omegle.com/10c491b
2. 2016-02-22 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No but your mom did lastnight after I fisted her asshole
3. 2016-02-22 at 8:50 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Are we talking scrambled or sunny side up here?
4. 2016-02-22 at 9:03 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Are we talking scrambled or sunny side up here?

   Scrambled, just like your brain.
5. 2016-02-22 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #5
   EasyDoesIt Tuskegee Airman
   Hoppy Easter.
6. 2016-02-22 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #6
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Scrambled, just like your brain.

   
   You?? Again!???
   
   *makes mental note to order a full case of Beaver-Be-Gone*
   
7. 2016-02-23 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You?? Again!???
   
   *makes mental note to order a full case of Beaver-Be-Gone*

   I bet you thought that was clever
8. 2016-02-23 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #8
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   I bet you thought that was clever

   
   You don't scare me.
   
9. 2016-02-23 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   inb4 infinityshock offers to serve you scrambled eggs
10. 2016-02-23 at 4:35 AM UTC

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    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Actor, you always seem to bring up very interesting and unique questions. That said, I don't think I could accomplish this task. Lol. What if someone actually did it but then it broke inside them. I wonder if you could feel the eggshells.
11. 2016-02-23 at 4:44 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Actor, you always seem to bring up very interesting and unique questions. That said, I don't think I could accomplish this task. Lol. What if someone actually did it but then it broke inside them. I wonder if you could feel the eggshells.

    
    http://1man1jar.org
12. 2016-02-23 at 11:26 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Feed oyster shells to chickens and it makes the egg shell harder and a richer yolk
13. 2016-02-23 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You don't scare me.

    I bet you thought that was brave.
14. 2016-02-23 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    inb4 infinityshock offers to serve you scrambled eggs

    
    ...using the head of my penis as the scrambler
    
15. 2016-02-23 at 6:07 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Take one right before it hatches and experience feelings only a mother can have.
16. 2016-02-23 at 9:20 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have no less than 3 ostrich eggs in my sphincter at any given time. It keeps me humble.
17. 2016-02-23 at 9:27 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Take one right before it hatches and experience feelings only a mother can have.

    
    congratulations...you just gave me an idea for porn. the logistics of it are going to be a pain in the dick, but ill figure it out somehow.
18. 2016-02-23 at 10:09 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You wanna start the chicks on 22% than either. 14% or 16% lay or poult they also need #2 sized grit and corn oat barley wheat called "scratch" and when the eggs come out you use a finished or you can get 18% protein and mix it with 100lbs grain for a 16% and lots of oyster shell. My chickens always had the best eggs they were MASSIVE can't even close the lid on the carton of eggs. Big green and brown eggs maybe a few with white specks. Also nobody ever suspects a meth lab with chickens running around. Also slaughtering and defeatherin is fun as heck, you throw the chickens in 500°C water with alkaline and it melts their feathers off
19. 2016-02-23 at 10:36 PM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    With enough lube anything is possible. ;)
20. 2016-02-24 at 5:21 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    I bet you thought that was brave.

    
    Don't make me convince Iron John you are a jedi and sick him on you. Nobody wants that.