Posts by blackbird

1. 2018-12-19 at 7:12 AM UTC in How do they get babies to cry for movies
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by mmQ Since a babby doesn't remember shit anyway I wonder why it's seemingly so much more atrocious to hurt them. Like who gives a fuck? Like if I was blackout drunk for a year straight and people beat the shit out of me and raped me and then one day I come out of my blackout and don't remember any of it, why the hell would I care what they did?
   
   Oh, you SAVAGELY abused me and FORCE FUCKED MY EVERY HOLE with a wide array of objects over the course of many many months? That's cool. No skin off my back.
   
   So the same should apply to babbies. If you punch one in the face as hard as you can, yeah its gonna probably cry, and technically it's in pain, but is it really?

   
   
   Not that I really advocate baby punching but you kind of have a point.
2. 2018-12-19 at 7:07 AM UTC in How do you rate your skill in cunnilingus?
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Every girl I’ve ever eaten out has told me that I’m really good at it.
   
   I’ve never really gotten any compliments on my dick sucking skills, but I’ve never got any complaints either so I can’t be too bad.
3. 2018-12-19 at 6:54 AM UTC in Do you eat any wild game meat?
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Bison is raised for meat, so it’s not really wild game.
   
   I’ve had deer and it’s much better than beef. If I hunted I’d probably eat meat more often.
4. 2018-11-28 at 3:13 AM UTC in Is Christmas automatically converted to Hannuka on here?
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   hanukkah matata
5. 2018-11-27 at 6:30 AM UTC in 1000 Calorie thread
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I average about that per day without even trying.
6. 2018-11-27 at 6:16 AM UTC in I slept for 16 hours...
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I’ve done that before. I don’t remember if I was coming down off amps or if I’d been drinking.
   
   Normally I feel like shit if I sleep more than 7 hours but I actually felt fine when when I woke up.
7. 2018-11-26 at 10:53 PM UTC in Socializing
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   You need to find people that you actually enjoy hanging out with.
   
   I used to basically have no ties to anyone and it kinda sucks. I’m still a pretty antisocial person though, and I get burnt out easily on socializing.
8. 2018-11-26 at 8:28 AM UTC in how 2 commit suicide
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Eat your own head.
9. 2018-11-19 at 8:06 AM UTC in If you mixed semen with superglue...
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   If you mix semen with superglue does it preserve the sperm cells like a bug trapped in amber?
10. 2018-11-17 at 6:32 AM UTC in Are you Rural, Urban, or Suburban?
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Rural, and that’s how I prefer it.
11. 2018-11-17 at 6:29 AM UTC in Prolapse
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I like anal and anal fisting porn, but prolapsing is a bit weird for me.
12. 2018-11-08 at 2:58 AM UTC in Post stuff that makes you laugh. Anything.
    

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13. 2018-10-30 at 3:48 AM UTC in good genes bad genes
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    mean genes
    blue jeans
    buttercreams
14. 2018-10-24 at 7:49 AM UTC in Dude smokes meth through his peehole.
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/12th-pipe-smoke-out-my-dick-blowing-pnp-clouds-injection-35050601
15. 2018-10-24 at 7:15 AM UTC in Life on other planets
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    It’s hard to imagine what that would be outside of an intelligent species artificially manipulating the course of evolution.
16. 2018-10-24 at 3:19 AM UTC in How do I claw my way our of the epistemological void I find myself in?
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    The universe itself is a void.
17. 2018-10-19 at 6:37 AM UTC in Toilet training a miniature pomeranian is hell.
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I’d imagine it would be hard to get a dog of that size to climb up on the bowl.
18. 2018-10-17 at 10:25 AM UTC in Presidential Alert
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Who turns their fone off?

    
    I do when I sleep.
19. 2018-10-14 at 4:30 AM UTC in internet fart helmet
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Item 9 Tele-smell isn't possible.

    
    It might be possible to stimulate the smell center of your brain with electronic impulses or something.
20. 2018-10-13 at 6:22 AM UTC in *bottle of laundry detergent* "32 loads"
    

    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    It’s a bukkake in a bottle.