User Controls
Posts by blackbird
-
2019-02-27 at 10:06 PM UTC in framing someone as an internet personalityask SpectraL
-
2019-02-27 at 9:07 PM UTC in people don't know how to fucking stream vegetables correctlyPut that shit in 1080p motherfuckers.
-
2019-02-27 at 9:02 PM UTC in doing drugs / drinking at work
Originally posted by Ghost I don't think it was ever used to change a baby because it was in the middle of a warehouse.
I think they just bought used bathroom parts and didn't bother to remove the table.
It’s for abdl purposes obviously. A grown man’s diaper has been changed on that table at some point. -
2019-02-27 at 8:55 PM UTC in doing drugs / drinking at workI never did many drugs at work. When I was in school I used to all the time but not really at work. I would take etizolam but that’s more because I’d have actual anxiety attacks. I also vaped syncans a few times in the bathroom when I was really bored.
-
2019-02-27 at 4:45 AM UTC in Being Nasty Just To Be NastyStop wiping your butt‐hair sweat on the couch.
-
2019-02-27 at 4:42 AM UTC in I have about a terabyte of porn
-
2019-02-14 at 9:54 PM UTC in Feet wash up on Canadian beach
-
2019-02-14 at 8:40 PM UTC in swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipationI used to just start washing them down with miralax.
-
2019-02-14 at 8:37 PM UTC in Fuck Consequences - A Treatise on YOLO-maxxing
Originally posted by gadzooks Holy fuck, I'm already on the verge of passing out… at noon.
What the hell? I used to go out and become an unstoppable force… All I needed to fuel my adventures was more liquor, and maybe other drugs here and there.
Now-a-days I just get tired and start falling asleep.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Word to the wise… Stop aging. Stop it right this second. It's pure punishment.
And it just gets worse and worse.
You’re just out of practice. -
2019-02-08 at 12:53 AM UTC in Where were you when all email providers suddenly became shite?Stop using webmail and get an email client.
The trend with designing websites seems to be to use symbols for everything instead of actual words. I’m assuming it’s easier than translating everything into a bunch of languages, but it’s annoying cause I never know what most of them mean. If you’re lucky you can hover over them and see what they’re for but it’s a pain in the ass. -
2019-02-08 at 12:06 AM UTC in What would do if you signed for cardiff city and ur plane nose dived into the english channel....Can ghosts exist in the ocean?
That would have to be boring af to just haunt some empty stretch of water. -
2019-02-07 at 6:39 AM UTC in I hope this planet is destroyed by an actual alien civilization
-
2019-02-07 at 12:01 AM UTC in manager of CVS thought he was being cleverShould have told him you’d rather he didn’t touch it in case he accidentally set off the explosives.
-
2019-02-06 at 11:41 PM UTC in Do you faggots wear cologne/perfume/fragranceI wear a cotton‐candy scented body spray.
Most fragrances give me a headache if I’m around them too long. -
2019-02-06 at 10:21 PM UTC in 🤢🤢🤮
-
2019-02-06 at 10:09 PM UTC in Virginia is for lovers...
-
2019-02-06 at 10:03 PM UTC in Someone owes me $2700 and has made it clear they have no intention of paying
-
2019-02-06 at 10:01 PM UTC in Someone owes me $2700 and has made it clear they have no intention of payingSteal their kidney and sell it on the black market.
-
2018-12-19 at 9:33 AM UTC in I'm not autistic...I’m awsometistic.
-
2018-12-19 at 7:45 AM UTC in Drinking half & halfMy mother does that.
