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Posts by blackbird
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2019-11-07 at 3:36 AM UTC in Jungle feverGuys usually loose their cuteness after like 25.
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2019-10-31 at 12:04 AM UTC in I'm so fucking stupidI’m a genus of the highest cabalar.
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2019-10-08 at 8:44 PM UTC in if i dressd my dog as hitler for halloween what costume do i wearHitler’s dog.
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2019-09-25 at 8:42 AM UTC in these motherfucking moleculesMolecules are cool. Molecools.
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2019-09-25 at 8:38 AM UTC in God, I hate you.
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2019-09-25 at 8:29 AM UTC in God, I hate you.
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2019-09-25 at 8:27 AM UTC in these motherfucking moleculeseverything is molecules bitch
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2019-09-25 at 8:25 AM UTC in these motherfucking moleculesare godlike
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2019-09-06 at 3:32 AM UTC in What would you do if your 13 year old son/daughter started smoking weed?I’d smoke a bowl with them.
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2019-08-27 at 9:57 AM UTC in tfw no tranny dungeon ;_;
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2019-08-21 at 1:14 AM UTC in Ever click on latest threads and decide its time to do some clothes shopping?I have a terrible attention span so probably.
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2019-08-19 at 7:14 AM UTC in When needing the lavatory on a plane
Originally posted by -SpectraL I know people who will just shit right in their seat, then alert the staff they need a cleanup on an "accident" they had. They are then given the royal treatment and get their ass wiped and scrubbed and oiled and powdered for free.
That only works if you’re under two years old. -
2019-08-16 at 6:15 AM UTC in Little Midgets, Big World
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2019-08-16 at 6:09 AM UTC in If I inhale the steam coming off my spaghettios...is that basically like I’m vaping them?
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2019-08-13 at 7:55 AM UTC in It sucks when ur just about to sit down and enjoy a hot meal when...So do you bring you food into the bathroom or do you just shit in the dining room?
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2019-08-13 at 7:52 AM UTC in Question to the homeless
Originally posted by Ajax This dude posts the other day:
“When you are are homeless and have nothing to do you have 2 things to do 1 is chill in the park on a Hot ass day or 2 hold a sign on a hot ass day“
I wanted to say or 3 go get a job. He refuses to get a job but then complains about not having money for rent or food. And now he complains about not having anything to do? Get off it.
The best place to go when you’re broke is to work.
Work is for suckers. -
2019-08-13 at 6:51 AM UTC in I just snorted oxycodone for the 1st time. .
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2019-08-13 at 6:41 AM UTC in People who wanna piss on the road without stopping should piss in condoms instead of bottles.Pissing in water balloons and throwing them into traffic is the meaning of life.
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2019-07-07 at 6:17 AM UTC in Why don't more chicks exclaim "go suck my pussy" like guys say "suck my dick"?
Originally posted by Helladamnleet Chicks don't like sucking dick. For some reason lesbians and guys are supposed to like eating pussy. I've eaten a few bitches out, and it's pretty 'meh'. It's not like I get anything out of it, you know?
I love eating pussy, but I’m not that into sucking dick. I do know plenty of girls who really do enjoy it though. -
2019-07-07 at 6:12 AM UTC in selling skullsYou can get beetles that will eat all the flesh off the bones.
