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Posts by blackbird

  1. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I have a 2025 quarter. What does this mean? :O
  2. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Enterita Wait, blackbird is actually a transexual? Lmao! Does a good job with the annoying cunt woman persona.

    I guess I’ll take that as a compliment.

    Originally posted by Lanny Blackbird is zek, god bless her soul.

    I am not.
  3. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III well like was there a brand name or something? this one has a green package

    It was this one iirc.

  4. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I had one of those but I bought it online. It definitely got me high.
  5. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sophie You're transsexual i wouldn't date you even if you gave me 300 dollars. No offense.

    I’ve had plenty of guys offer me money for a date. They usually offer about $350.
  6. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Triggers

    ASMR is usually precipitated by stimuli referred to as 'triggers'. ASMR triggers, which are most commonly auditory and visual, may be encountered through the interpersonal interactions of daily life. Additionally, ASMR is often triggered by exposure to specific audio and video. Such media may be specially made with the specific purpose of triggering ASMR or originally created for other purposes and later discovered to be effective as a trigger of the experience.

    Stimuli that can trigger ASMR, as reported by those who experience it, include the following:

    - Listening to a softly spoken or whispering voice.

    - Listening to quiet, repetitive sounds resulting from someone engaging in a mundane task such as turning the pages of a book.

    - Watching somebody attentively execute a mundane task such as preparing food.

    - Loudly chewing, crunching, slurping or biting foods, drinks, or gum.

    - Receiving altruistic tender personal attention.

    - Initiating the stimulus through conscious manipulation without the need for external video or audio triggers.

    - Listening to a person explain a concept, describe an object or system.

    Watching and listening to an audiovisual recording of a person performing or simulating the above actions and producing their consequent and accompanying sounds is sufficient to trigger ASMR for the majority of those who report susceptibility to the experience.

    The only one of those that works for me is the whispering, and that’s really only in person and if someone does it right into my ear.

    Listening to someone chewing makes me want to stab somebody.
  7. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Throw me $297.29 and I’ll go on a date with you. ;)
  8. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I can’t remember the last time I cooked something that wasn’t in the microwave.
  9. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Yes, but I don’t know what it is. :(
  10. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I don’t squish them because I’m too lazy to clean them up. I usually just catch them and put them outside.
  11. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Because they’re ignorant and think they’ll become addicts after one use.
  12. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    tl/dr: Bill Krozby gets turned on by a dude touching his dick.
  13. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I’ve had more dicks than your mom.
  14. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    They have to take a number.
  15. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    You’re gonna get caught when they ask people if they saw anyone walking around the school filming and they say it was you.

    Also if your school has cameras they can match the timestamps from the security cams with the ones from your videos.
  16. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Gum with aspartame tastes like shit.
  17. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    It means you want some cock.
  18. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by joerell SOME FAGGOT IN ANOTHER STATE ONLINE IS SHOOTING DRUGS UP HIS ASS AND CLAIMS TO HAVE A 150 IQ.

    Plugging is actually the most efficient way to take most drugs.
  19. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost What if your God is a meth diety that takes the form of a Octopus that looks like Cthulhu and the only way to communicate with it is a drug induced seizure?.

    Well, as long as you’re not drinking I guess it’s fine.
  20. blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    One of my cats gets weird when I eat olives. She’ll smell my fingers and rub all over my hand, kinda like when I give her catnip.
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