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Posts by Ajax
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2019-02-15 at 6:49 PM UTC in Caffeine is a drug and coffee drinkers are simply getting their fix...This is not new information.
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2019-02-15 at 6:45 PM UTC in It's a national emergency!We’re doing what we do best. We explore, perform genocide, settle, and white wash the population. Once the sand starts getting too dirty, we put up a wall so it doesn’t happen again.
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2019-02-10 at 6:21 PM UTC in Did you ever get deliberately bad career/money advice from someone you know?
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed I didn't.
Some people are just generous.
Then kindly tell him you didn’t ask for his advice. Or not so kindly, since it sounds like you don’t like him.
There are people willing to offer their advice around every corner, and most of it is bad advice. enhancement out the crap advice and move along and don’t ever do something just because so-and-so said so. -
2019-02-10 at 6:10 PM UTC in Did you ever get deliberately bad career/money advice from someone you know?Why did you ask for his advice?
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2019-02-09 at 2:25 PM UTC in "robots text file" riiight
Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes. A Totse user made a post about the World Trade Center being attacked before it was attacked, and then that thread was not only deleted from the server, but also deleted from the Wayback Machine's archive. More than that, over the past couple of years, almost 70% of the archived Totse threads have been restricted from access.
Was this user a member of the US government? -
2019-02-08 at 10:28 PM UTC in I can't lurk at work
Originally posted by A College Professor
I'll be billing u for 3,700.00 US dollhairs for services rendered, n shiet
ps who else thinks Lil Sporty's plan is to ignore infinityshock until enough people complain so then he can b the PEOPLE's MOD?
pretty clever but im always 3 steps ahead of lil sporty
But, if he had done that, then he wouldn’t be able to see your instructions. -
2019-02-08 at 6:32 PM UTC in "robots text file" riiightI’m tired of all the robot discrimination. Can we not co-exist?
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2019-02-08 at 6:29 PM UTC in my heart sinks ever dayYou have to have a heart in order for it to sink.
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2019-02-07 at 11:43 PM UTC in Micro$oft is shit.Sorry for your loss.
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2019-02-05 at 3:18 AM UTC in What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?Is this the kind of shit that stumps you guys? Pun intended.
The consistency of the shit would determine the urgency of your response. With limited options, there’s only so much you can do. Go to the bathroom, take off your pants and underwear and clean yourself up. Discard your underwear, which hopefully contained the majority of your shit. Again, depends on consistency.
If all else fails, order some alcohol and spill it on your pants. You would then at least smell like booze instead of shit. At worst, you would smell like a drunk who shat himself and you can blame it on the booze. -
2019-02-01 at 11:53 PM UTC in Ya know, maybe the anarchists were right...It was only a partial government shutdown.
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2019-02-01 at 2:45 AM UTC in Later this year, in the summer, I'm gonna...Who will shoot you first, the farmer or yourself?
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2019-01-27 at 12:22 AM UTC in As very few of you may know...Good luck getting paid.
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2019-01-26 at 4:32 PM UTC in My novelty domain expired :(
Originally posted by gadzooks I'm glad you brought that up, because I've been wanting to ask that myself.
I don't recognize the name from Zoklet, but he's a quality poster here all the same… I don't much care where he came from… But, I am curious though…
Ajax, were you on Zoklet? And if so, did you have a different user name?
Also, is your username in honor of the Ancient Greek dude? Or, by any chance, is it based on the show Duckman? There was an Ajax on that show…
Though I appreciate the attention, if I told you, I’d have to kill you. -
2019-01-26 at 4:45 AM UTC in My novelty domain expired :(
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2019-01-26 at 2:33 AM UTC in My novelty domain expired :(
Originally posted by Sure I could have. I could have set up an e-mail server on it at zoklet.net and then made a derzok@zoklet.net e-mail account on it and then went around to all zok's favorite places he registered with that account and used the password reset tools there to reset all his passwords.
*taps head*
You’ve mentioned that before. Surely, one would change the registered email address at all of one’s favorite sites before letting a domain expire. And yes, I called you Shirley. -
2019-01-26 at 1:37 AM UTC in My novelty domain expired :(
Originally posted by Lanny RIP "themurderingghostthatyoucannotign.org"
I’ve let several novelty domains expire over the years. Sometimes you gotta move on.
Originally posted by Hilarious how zok accidentally let the zoklet domain expire for a few days. I could have grabbed it right there, but I gave the poor dumb kid a break. Long live octlet?
So? Not like you can do or access anything with it. -
2019-01-22 at 6:35 PM UTC in I've already spent over $1,000 on wings in 2019
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2019-01-22 at 6:13 PM UTC in I've already spent over $1,000 on wings in 2019You can utilize nearly all of a chicken, including the feathers. Chicken paws, for example, are detested in America but they are a delicacy in China.
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2019-01-21 at 10:26 PM UTC in I actually feel sorry for some of you