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Posts by Ajax

  1. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    This is not new information.
  2. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    We’re doing what we do best. We explore, perform genocide, settle, and white wash the population. Once the sand starts getting too dirty, we put up a wall so it doesn’t happen again.
  3. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed I didn't.

    Some people are just generous.

    Then kindly tell him you didn’t ask for his advice. Or not so kindly, since it sounds like you don’t like him.

    There are people willing to offer their advice around every corner, and most of it is bad advice. enhancement out the crap advice and move along and don’t ever do something just because so-and-so said so.
  4. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Why did you ask for his advice?
  5. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes. A Totse user made a post about the World Trade Center being attacked before it was attacked, and then that thread was not only deleted from the server, but also deleted from the Wayback Machine's archive. More than that, over the past couple of years, almost 70% of the archived Totse threads have been restricted from access.

    Was this user a member of the US government?
  6. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    I'll be billing u for 3,700.00 US dollhairs for services rendered, n shiet

    ps who else thinks Lil Sporty's plan is to ignore infinityshock until enough people complain so then he can b the PEOPLE's MOD?

    pretty clever but im always 3 steps ahead of lil sporty

    But, if he had done that, then he wouldn’t be able to see your instructions.
  7. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I’m tired of all the robot discrimination. Can we not co-exist?
  8. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You have to have a heart in order for it to sink.
  9. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Sorry for your loss.
  10. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Is this the kind of shit that stumps you guys? Pun intended.

    The consistency of the shit would determine the urgency of your response. With limited options, there’s only so much you can do. Go to the bathroom, take off your pants and underwear and clean yourself up. Discard your underwear, which hopefully contained the majority of your shit. Again, depends on consistency.

    If all else fails, order some alcohol and spill it on your pants. You would then at least smell like booze instead of shit. At worst, you would smell like a drunk who shat himself and you can blame it on the booze.
  11. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    It was only a partial government shutdown.
  12. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Who will shoot you first, the farmer or yourself?
  13. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Good luck getting paid.
  14. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm glad you brought that up, because I've been wanting to ask that myself.

    I don't recognize the name from Zoklet, but he's a quality poster here all the same… I don't much care where he came from… But, I am curious though…

    Ajax, were you on Zoklet? And if so, did you have a different user name?

    Also, is your username in honor of the Ancient Greek dude? Or, by any chance, is it based on the show Duckman? There was an Ajax on that show…

    Though I appreciate the attention, if I told you, I’d have to kill you.
  15. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Narc Hey ajax, didn't realize you was here as well. How's it going pal? Not seen you since zoklet iirc.


    .

    That must have been someone else. I went by a different handle back in those days.
  16. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by  Sure I could have. I could have set up an e-mail server on it at zoklet.net and then made a derzok@zoklet.net e-mail account on it and then went around to all zok's favorite places he registered with that account and used the password reset tools there to reset all his passwords.

    *taps head*

    You’ve mentioned that before. Surely, one would change the registered email address at all of one’s favorite sites before letting a domain expire. And yes, I called you Shirley.
  17. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Lanny RIP "themurderingghostthatyoucannotign.org"

    I’ve let several novelty domains expire over the years. Sometimes you gotta move on.

    Originally posted by  Hilarious how zok accidentally let the zoklet domain expire for a few days. I could have grabbed it right there, but I gave the poor dumb kid a break. Long live octlet?

    So? Not like you can do or access anything with it.
  18. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by cupocheer What do you use the chicken lips for?

  19. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You can utilize nearly all of a chicken, including the feathers. Chicken paws, for example, are detested in America but they are a delicacy in China.
  20. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 My balls are so big they wear holes in my boxer briefs far sooner than they should. Discuss.

    That’s from your thunder thighs rubbing together.
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