Posts by Ajax

1. 2021-08-29 at 1:57 AM UTC in I pissed the bed!!!
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   To OP, I have pissed the bed as an adult. Only once that I can recall. It happens.
2. 2021-08-29 at 1:56 AM UTC in My dick tingled for two days
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Earlier this week, my dick head started tingling.
   
   I first noticed it at work as I kept thinking my phone was vibrating in my pocket like a notification. I would check it and I wouldn’t have any notifications, so I chalked it up to phantom phone.
   
   I went and took a shit and noticed then that my dick head was tingling. It wasn’t like if your arm falls asleep and tingles as it wakes up. It was like a little electric pulse that would tingle for a moment, stop for a moment, then tingle for a moment again.
   
   It was pulsing non-stop for like two days. It was distracting and didn’t even feel good. Hard to fall asleep too. I started to get worried, so I googled the symptoms. I ruled out everything but I was worried I was getting a kidney stone. That never happened and I can still piss just fine, so I don’t know.
   
   It all the sudden stopped. I have no idea what caused my dick to tingle. I may never know.
3. 2021-08-29 at 1:49 AM UTC in I pissed the bed!!!
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i think covid is fucking with dicks man anyone else notice weird shit going on

   
   Yes, absolutely.
4. 2021-08-28 at 8:02 PM UTC in so i ended up fighting again last night
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Meth is bad.
5. 2021-08-28 at 2:20 AM UTC in Too Much and Never Enough
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Not a good book review, Obbe. Not only did it not make me want to read the book, it left me not feeling any way at all. I’m not sure why you bothered to make this thread.
6. 2021-08-27 at 6:16 PM UTC in House Democrats move rapidly toward impeaching Trump a second time
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL CRYING ABOUT THIS? JESUS CHRIST

   
   Post dates are your friend.
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how can you impeach someone not in office?

   
   Same way you can try someone for certain crimes that happened 30 years ago.
7. 2021-08-27 at 2:38 PM UTC in jedis find previous covid infection 13x better at stopping covid than vaccine alone
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I had covid last September and got the vaccine in March. Bow to me, peasants.
8. 2021-08-27 at 2:48 AM UTC in what the fuck is inflation
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but if you have no problem paying 15 for a haircut that used to cost 5, then its nothing.

   
   I’m glad you see it my way. It’s still inflation though.
   
   

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Inflation is when you go for a haircut and the guy who cuts your hair already has millions of bank notes and can't spend any of it, because no one will take it, so he can't cut your hair for anything less than a cow and a couple of chickens.

   
   That’s currency collapse.
9. 2021-08-26 at 6:28 PM UTC in From how high does one need to fall to guarantee instant death?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   ^
10. 2021-08-26 at 5:25 PM UTC in what the fuck is inflation
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ok then, what a currency risk ?

    
    

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11. 2021-08-26 at 5:14 PM UTC in If you really wanna party you should rent a hotel room.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by Wariat Can this shit really defeat vpns or are they full of shit?
    https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/inside-surveillance-software-tracking-child-porn-offenders-across-globe-n1234019
    
    if the vpn i mean keeps no logs and they dont even get a warrant or try to convince the vpn to give someone up they have software that just bypasses it now? or again are they full of shit and not describing how it works correctly?

    
    Let’s consult the expert.
    
    https://maciejduraj-75226.medium.com/how-the-internet-is-being-restricted-handicapped-based-on-geographic-data-232eea088f74
12. 2021-08-26 at 12:55 PM UTC in If you really wanna party you should rent a hotel room.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    To be fair, I don’t think I’ve ever “partied” in a hotel room. That sounds very underwhelming. No judgment as long as you left those 15 year olds in the skatepark alone.
13. 2021-08-26 at 12:46 PM UTC in what the fuck is inflation
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny which is meaningless and have no bearing whatsoever if peoples income increases in proportion to the decrease in purchasing power per unit of the said currency.

    
    Everything is meaningless without context. Inflation is simply a currency risk.
14. 2021-08-26 at 4:34 AM UTC in I might have the delta variant.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Very possible cytokine storm that could kill you or damage your lungs and organs.
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_storm

    
    If one avoids said storm, does that make him or her superhuman?
15. 2021-08-26 at 3:06 AM UTC in had a dream about the lotto
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Pathetic dream.
16. 2021-08-26 at 2:41 AM UTC in I might have the delta variant.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Once you get the coronavirus naturally, you will then have long term immunity from all variants.

    
    What if you get the coronavirus naturally and later get the vaccine?
17. 2021-08-26 at 2:40 AM UTC in If you really wanna party you should rent a hotel room.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny partying at hotels are something we do when we were 15 and was too young to go to adults places.

    
    We haven’t established the ages of his friends yet. That could explain why they partied in a hotel room like 15 year olds.
18. 2021-08-26 at 2:37 AM UTC in what the fuck is inflation
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so what is inflation.

    
    The decrease in purchasing power of a currency. So it’s not that you can’t afford today what you did yesterday. It’s that a dollar (or any currency) can’t purchase today what it did yesterday.
19. 2021-08-25 at 11:17 PM UTC in I might have the delta variant.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by stl1 Don't you know that it's fake?
    
    Just ask Speculum.

    
    So is delta, right?
20. 2021-08-25 at 11:12 PM UTC in If you really wanna party you should rent a hotel room.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Damn Soph, this thread reeks.