Posts by Ajax

1. 2021-09-14 at 7:44 PM UTC in I'm cloning LinkedIn cause I'm bored.
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by Sophie Can't get into the specifics here.

   
   Must be why Apple wants me to update my OS so urgently.
2. 2021-09-14 at 5:21 PM UTC in I'm cloning LinkedIn cause I'm bored.
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   What’s the goal here, OP?
3. 2021-09-13 at 10:23 PM UTC in What does your Monday generally look like?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by Sophie Really? Not gonna lie that seems boring just sitting there waiting for the day to be over.

   
   Whoosh
4. 2021-09-13 at 9:02 PM UTC in What does your Monday generally look like?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door - that way my boss can't see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
5. 2021-09-12 at 5:18 AM UTC in Attn: Ajax
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by mmG Why don't you just end your life?

   
   Why should I? Why should you?
6. 2021-09-11 at 10:19 PM UTC in Attn: Ajax
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by mmG Then remove yourself from the plane of the living

   
   Enough about me. Let’s talk about you. Why so salty?
7. 2021-09-11 at 9:13 PM UTC in Attn: Ajax
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by mmG You weren't happy with Shakespeare either

   
   I was mildly impressed at that one, which is why I bothered to respond at all.
8. 2021-09-11 at 8:57 PM UTC in Why won't Aldra get vaccinated?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The fact remains that mRNA gene therapies have never been used on human populations before, and there's no way to tell what short or long term damage it can do. At this point, it's on par with a good game of Russian Roulette.

   
   Just say it. They scare you, kid.
9. 2021-09-11 at 7:59 PM UTC in Attn: Ajax
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by mmG Shut up and kill yourself retard

   
   You can do better than that.
10. 2021-09-11 at 2:17 PM UTC in Attn: Ajax
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Spit my name out of your mouth unless you choke on it and kill yourself.
11. 2021-09-11 at 5:32 AM UTC in Will there be a terrorist strike tommorow?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Interesting response. What day, month, year would you pick and why?
    
    And don't be obligatory silly and say 4/20 at 4:20.

    
    I don’t know. 4/20 is also cliche, obviously. It would have to be something that hasn’t been done before.
    
    How about super 2’s day? 2/22/22 at 2:22, which happens to be a Tuesday.
12. 2021-09-11 at 5 AM UTC in Will there be a terrorist strike tommorow?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    9/11 is so cliche. Why follow in someone’s footsteps when you can make your own mark?
13. 2021-09-11 at 4:06 AM UTC in I just got fuckin jumped
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    *Random strangers are out to get me and they jumped me. I might have a broken hand and a concussion but the first thing I’m going to do is post about it on NiS.*
    
    Sounds familiar. I give you two weeks max until Eeeee eeee3e,.!
14. 2021-09-11 at 3:19 AM UTC in I just got fuckin jumped
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You’re a one trick pony. Hopefully you’re actually losing your mind. You know what comes next.
15. 2021-09-11 at 2:18 AM UTC in remember back in the day before we could txt msg from our phones for cheap or something we could
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by Grylls damn im old

    
    We all are. There is no fresh meat here. Just old flappy empty hallways.
16. 2021-09-11 at 1:50 AM UTC in remember back in the day before we could txt msg from our phones for cheap or something we could
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Collect calls from a pay phone and cramming your message into the name recording
17. 2021-09-11 at 12:23 AM UTC in I’m still alive AMA
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by Silverfuck I’ve been to federal prison nigga, where you been?

    
    Somewhere worse. I’ve been here.
18. 2021-09-11 at 12:18 AM UTC in Do you think niggers use dark mode on their phone
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    No. They just call it “mode.”
19. 2021-09-11 at 12:17 AM UTC in holy fuk guys look at those titties
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    “Look at those titties”
    *posts a tranny in a turtle neck*
20. 2021-09-11 at 12:15 AM UTC in I’m still alive AMA
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I love introduction threads when people expect to be glorified.
    
    Now kill yourself.