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Posts by Ajax

  1. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Always the victim, never the victor.
  2. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny manhandling large axes and machetes ?

    Yep. Also chopped small trees and large trees that have already fallen, so don’t know if that counts.
  3. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wrestling with bears

    subjugating tigers

    sharpening an ax

    twin wielding machetes

    chopping large trees

    washing vehicles in heavy tropical storm while completely naked

    I’ve only done two or three of those things. I’ll have to try the others.
  4. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    1) pissing in your yard
    2) fucking in public or out in the open
    3) eating meat off a bone
    4) walking without regards to any marked property boundaries at any time of day/night
    5) a hike through the woods
    6) lifting heavy things

    What else makes you feel primal?
  5. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No matter how much you think you know you will always realize how little it is eventually there is no stopping you can't just say "I learned this" and move on, science is dynamic there are no experts to trust, they are most likely all wrong and so are you, and me. The ultimate quest for truth and understanding of the universe and the dynamics that make up its processes.

    That’s probably the best thing I’ve ever read from you.
  6. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    He found autocorrect.
  7. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Lanny They told me literacy tests were racist and evil though

    It’s not racist when implemented on a site with nigga in the name.
  8. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed That's a hard job for an old timer

    Could be why he’s looking for COBOL gigs again.
  9. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed LOL you're a contract cobol programmer?

    That's fucking awesome.

    Do you have a giant beige keyboard and a trackball?

    Maybe in a past life. He’s a roofer.
  10. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    It’s never too late to learn something new. With as quickly as things change, you could be at an advantage versus older coders who learned outdated languages and processes.

    A piece of advice, start with your goal and work your way backwards. Find the jobs you want and read the qualifications. To take it a step further, reach out to some hiring managers to see what they are looking for and what you would need in order for them to hire you. You might be surprised. You will at least know what to shoot for so you don’t end up with credentials that aren’t the right fit.
  11. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Sophie Also, a locked door doesn't keep anyone away, but having the key so entry without signs of a break in frustrates the police investigation should anything occur.

    That's called planning ahead bro.

    Planning to do a crime can sometimes be as bad as doing the crime. Don’t do anything that will get Lanny arrested.
  12. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    It’s amusing that apparently a simple locked door has kept away all these supposedly dangerous enemies all this time. Key or not, you guys aren’t going to do shit.
  13. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    My days are as similar and as varied as I want them to be. If your life sucks, what are you doing to change it and improve it?
  14. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Sophie Because a sweet lie is nicer than a harsh truth.

    Here's the thing right, my gf has good intentions, i know this for a fact. I know her very well. Now, the reason i mentioned she has ADHD in the OP is to have the reader infer she is impulsive, and has impulsive ideas and thoughts. The crux of the matter is that i don't think she has thought the potential consequences through.

    If it's going to happen it has to happen from my gf's perspective with the other girl i was talking about. She trusts her, i hear that's important for girls in these kinds of situations. Ok fair.

    The other girl from my perspective is gf material, but i already have a gf and i am committed to my gf. I already have a hard time managing boundaries due to BPD and i am sure my BPD friend feels the same because she already agreed to this. All i have to do is set a date.



    Ugh. I just want two gf's man. Without the drama.

    1) You didn’t come here for nice. You came here because you knew, even if we are kind of fucked up, we would give you the hard dose of reality along with a cold shower.

    2) You already know what’s going to happen. If the outcome were favorable, you wouldn’t be looking for confirmation bias.

    3) Not even one gf comes without drama. Getting two of them is asking for a shitstorm.

    4) Post pics.
  15. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Sophie Ahw man, but i'd really like it if you did.

    Why would I lie to you?
  16. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Sophie Lol, it's not a trap, you don't know my gf. I can do no wrong in her eyes.

    Of course I don’t know her. You haven’t even posted pics. But I’m not going to tell you it’ll be alright.
  17. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    If your gf only said to do it because she wants you to be happy and not because she’s kinky and bi-curious, it’s a trap. You fucking the other girl would signal to your gf that you’re not happy with her and she’ll probably leave you for someone she can make happy. If it’s because she’s a kinky bi, then there’s the risk that she’ll fall for the other girl and leave you for her anyway. Either way, you’re likely fucked unless you stick with just the gf and show her that she makes you happy.
  18. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I only had itchy knob head around the time I'd had sex with some girl though.

    Yeah, definitely something sexual.

    Was it actually vibrations, or just itchiness?

    Most cities have free STD clinics to attend to blacks.

    No itchiness, no pain, no visible changes or discharge or anything. It literally felt like a phone was weakly vibrating but nothing was actually vibrating. And it had consistently timed pulses, on for a second and then off for a few seconds. Weirdest sensation I’ve ever experienced down under.
  19. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thanks, it was just a joke.

    I know. You was adding on by showing that I tolerate you even if you think what I say is fucking horseshit.
  20. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's fucking horseshit!

    I tolerate you.
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