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I pissed the bed!!!
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2021-08-29 at 12:02 AM UTCna
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2021-08-29 at 12:59 AM UTCGuess you should have slept on a water bed.
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2021-08-29 at 1:11 AM UTCI kinda pooped on the floor last year,, I am pretty sure I dropped a half turd in the commode and did a pivit to wipe cuz its a small room but anyways I started to wipe and the other half was turbo thrusted with methane and two dollops of shit let fly and I was a bad dog , the carpet never recoveredThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-08-29 at 1:18 AM UTCI should have stayed home all those rabbits giving me panic attacks and shit,
The dead one under the lawn chair gave me the creeps. -
2021-08-29 at 1:38 AM UTCi think covid is fucking with dicks man anyone else notice weird shit going on
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2021-08-29 at 1:49 AM UTC
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2021-08-29 at 1:50 AM UTC
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2021-08-29 at 1:57 AM UTCTo OP, I have pissed the bed as an adult. Only once that I can recall. It happens.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-08-29 at 2:09 AM UTC
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2021-08-29 at 2:44 AM UTC
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2021-08-29 at 4:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT I kinda pooped on the floor last year,, I am pretty sure I dropped a half turd in the commode and did a pivit to wipe cuz its a small room but anyways I started to wipe and the other half was turbo thrusted with methane and two dollops of shit let fly and I was a bad dog , the carpet never recovered
wats comode -
2021-08-29 at 4:15 AM UTCToilet.
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2021-08-29 at 4:42 AM UTCna
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2021-08-29 at 4:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT I kinda pooped on the floor last year,, I am pretty sure I dropped a half turd in the commode and did a pivit to wipe cuz its a small room but anyways I started to wipe and the other half was turbo thrusted with methane and two dollops of shit let fly and I was a bad dog , the carpet never recovered
Originally posted by AngryOnion I should have stayed home all those rabbits giving me panic attacks and shit,
The dead one under the lawn chair gave me the creeps.
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2021-08-29 at 5:03 AM UTCthese are comfy
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Meth makes my bladder and penis go all wonky and I drink lots of water so I would have to get up to pee like 100 times which just ruins the experience
That's why I started wearing adult diapers when I smoke meth, just slap one of these bad boys on and you can piss as much as you want and it stays dry! fucking amazing technology for drugs that mess with your bladder like alcohol, fuck having to get up to piss while drunk just lay back and let it out, feels good man.
They would also be good for DPH/bundy instead of standing over a toilet high as fuck trying to force a piss just lay back enjoy the trip and if you have to let it out you can. -
2021-08-29 at 8:48 AM UTCman opey thats rough im sorry bud. i didn't urine myself but i did over-accelerate a testicle this evening
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2021-08-31 at 9:28 PM UTCHere I sit, brokenhearted
Paid my dime and only farted
Yesterday, I took a chance
Saved my dime and shit my pants -
2021-09-01 at 1:40 AM UTC
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2021-10-03 at 2:15 AM UTCI modified this thread for my own benefit.
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2021-10-03 at 10:40 PM UTC
