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2023-01-05 at 2:14 AM UTCWow so great news everyone. I stood up for myself today to my landlord when he told me that it's unacceptable for me to live here if I didn't cancel my accounting class so I could go to his Narcotics Anonymous meeitng he hosts at this church and makes everyone go to at 730 four times a week. I told him the accounting course is very important to my future lol and he said I should take it at a different time. Unfortunately I graduate with my pretend community college degree (in accounting lol) and am not going to quit this.
So the manager calls him and he tells me I need to move out, and I already paid for next week. So I was like no, so they said i signed a contract saying I will go to these meetings in November and since I'm refusing (My class is downtown an hour away and ends at 650pm M&W)
So they said they would call law enforcement if I didn't leave. So I made some cheezbrgrs. They wanted me to leave within 20 minutes with all of my stuff.
so they said either i pack up my stuff or they will pack up my stuff for me and the manager grabbed a garbage bag a nd I told them I wanted law enforcement to be called immedaitely, so they did, 3 cops show up and the guy is saying i didn't pay for next week rent and the police told me it doesn't matter they can't evict me like this and the contract is non binding. So the manager guy is yelling at the police and they tell him they can't kick me out.
so anyway, I started college today, I'm doing really good. I gave a bunch of fruit to the homeless and bought a vape pen and got really stoned all day. The guy said the owners going to come here, sign paperwork and pack my stuff up, but I told the manager I called the police department and told them he said the owenr was going to do that and that they're aware of him threatening to pack up my stuff and that I didn't give consent..
LOL
tomorrow I get my Florida ID!!!! I gotta be there at 9am but imma get there at 8am (To hit my weed vape! LOL) I"md ebating if I shoudl bring all my stuff or not, but I don't really thitnk i gotta worry too much about it.
Joe Biden hooked me up with that 8% Cost of Living Adjustment COLA!~!~!~!~ so now my SSI LIFE ridah ass got 1030 a month instead of like 946, low key right ready for this, my smart ass never transfered my food stamps to florida, and my wisconsin card dont' work here!!!!
So u know me bradley bustin on em b, i got like 3 months of food stamps saved up!!!!1 not sure how much i get a lot but lately biden been hookin me up with them biden bucks lke 175 a month for the covid,
Covid was one of the littest thingst hat ever happened to me in my life, anyway, so they got a couple of other recovery houses, and shit, but u know what imma do, i'mma go to my college and tell em look
I need sum homeless resawces cuz im retawded community cowwege 40 year old man lookin ass, i got bit by this nasty ass SUM TYPA SPIDA and my head swelled up two days ago but it didn't hurt or itch and im happy to say it went down from a tennis ball size to like a lil red spot, told everyone how i cured it through prayer.
anyway, my nigga hook it up with the live resin vapes and so shitty right i ran out of money so i got the playa 43 dolla holla on the 2g live resin vape but i had to meet him under the overpass by the porta potty behind the skatepark.
i coulnd't fuckin figure that out until some black guy i asked where the skatepark was told me he knows where to get better crack and i told him no i need vape carts and he asked what that was so i got him stoned later on
so anyway, when i get my flawda ID tomorrow, first hting i gotta do is go tot he government center and get da GOLD PASS FOR DISABLED PEOPLE UNER 65
that bitch finna get me on any public transit, so i can explore miami and get stabbed
i haven't drank in seven weeks from november twenty second, i no longer have a beard and shave my head very closely every other day, i am still very much ugly and large, and i tell people soy susio cuz i found out that's the slang way of telling people I'M A FAGGOT in spanish
so anyway, everyone in the halfway house is proud of me and i told them i'mma record everything for the duration of my time here (i'm not) and i wasn't gonna call the cops and tell them that dude threatened to have DA DIRECTOR LOL come pack my stuff up while i'm in college tomorrow.
so yeah, i did go ahead and call so they gonna come at some point, but i'm probably gonna go to sleep in like twenty minutes, low key when no ones looking at 1am, i'mma fap like i always do and i'mma hit the weed pipe and think about big brown booties.
The location of the DMV is very far and last time i got lost, so i will be waking up very early, i am going to write down the directions because predictably i left my phone at the college in the book store (but i did verify it is there fully charged and i can get it tomorrow) i had no moeny sot his good cuban guy gave me 5.50$ so i can get an ALL day pass and ride that bitch to the Dmv, kinda nervous, but i firmly believe i have god on my side.
and i know another recovery house if i need to go that costs the same in little haiti where the women are uglier but also dirtier
I hope you all know i have missed you greatly, i really really tried my hardest to not use this fucking website till I graduate with my pretend degree in late April but who am I kidding, I got like 4 friends IRL and I got high with all of them and laughed at the college and I don't have a girlfriend still but that's Ok i still haven't had sex with any more dudes but i consider it periodically, it seems like a lot of work just to get aids from cummin in ur grmps azz lik u fgot
I said fuck that hoe ass meeting and everyones proud of mef or standing up for myself and i kinda worry he's gonna bully me but like trayvon martin said, dont let peopel bully you just cuz ur a fuckind rug addict alcoholic, ur in college and doin grt not like riptotse who has to take methadone n cant get a boner
BRADLEY B FOR LIFE!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-05 at 2:19 AM UTCyou should tell the cops the manager keeps sneaking in while you're asleep and tries to fuck youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-05 at 2:25 AM UTCEVERYTHINGS ON CAMERA BUT NOT THE BEDROOMS.
GUYS MY COMPUTER IS KINDA SHITTY AND I'M THINKING IF I LOSE ALL MY STUFF HERE, IT REALLY WOULDN'T BE A SET BACK WHEN I CAME TO THIS RECOVERY HOUSE FROM THE HOSPITAL 11/11/22 I HAD 3 CAMOFLAGUE SHIRTS, a pair of pants, 1 pair of socks and a very warm knitted cap
now i got a fatass wardrobe, tons of shit i don't even wear, all from other drug addicts that got high and left, but that's why i don't smoke crack, or do meth, or get really drunk, i just smoke weed and study accounting cuz im
In my opinion, a recovering alcoholic, and i want to say
The monkey is off my back
but the circus is still in town.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-05 at 2:27 AM UTCthe florida id will be able to c3rifitably tell people i am a retard and deserve free bus passes and train passes and i think imma transfer my food stamps down here and maybe actually be FR homeless for a couple weeks, i bet i can get one of my river dap gangsters send me a hundred dollars if i tell them i wanna get a 50 rock and fuck the fattest blackest hooker i can before i go to another sober living house, my friends will pay for that shit in a heart beat if im not drinking and doing good in college except telling faggot ass na people im not going to their gay ass meeting that's so important to them.
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2023-01-05 at 2:28 AM UTCimma tell everyone at thenext house i got kicked out because i didn't wanna keep having sex with him because he makes me be really aggressive and choke him with a belt and i wanted it to stop and then i had to leave
CUZ THATS THE TRUTHThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-05 at 4:06 AM UTCand sometimes it is
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2023-01-05 at 4:15 AM UTCPosting in a losers threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-01-05 at 4:49 AM UTCWhy don't you just learn a trade and make something for yourself.
You are not stupid suck it up buttercup do the 60hour a week grind for shit pay and buy that house buy that car buy buy buy.
All you have to do is make MORE!!
It's not that hard.
Be forever in dept.
You will own nothing and be Happy!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-01-05 at 5:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion Why don't you just learn a trade and make something for yourself.
You are not stupid suck it up buttercup do the 60hour a week grind for shit pay and buy that house buy that car buy buy buy.
All you have to do is make MORE!!
It's not that hard.
Be forever in dept.
You will own nothing and be Happy!
And then the music from that one american horror story season plays over and over and over. That french song. -
2023-01-13 at 2:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion Why don't you just learn a trade and make something for yourself.
You are not stupid suck it up buttercup do the 60hour a week grind for shit pay and buy that house buy that car buy buy buy.
All you have to do is make MORE!!
It's not that hard.
Be forever in dept.
You will own nothing and be Happy!
I owe nothing, own everything I need and more, and never did any of that. -
2023-01-13 at 5:43 PM UTC
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2023-01-14 at 12:32 AM UTC
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2023-01-14 at 12:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker I know it hurts you that others have done well.
im a multimillionaire, bub. i know a thing or two about money, and people with money. 'real recognizes real' as the african americans say, and i don't recognize you. you're just words on a screen. anyone can lie like that, kid.
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2023-01-14 at 12:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Elbow im a multimillionaire, bub. i know a thing or two about money, and people with money. 'real recognizes real' as the african americans say, and i don't recognize you. you're just words on a screen. anyone can lie like that, kid.
Lol
Ok dr evil
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2023-01-14 at 1:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol
Ok dr evil
A couple million isnt shit its 2023
a "couple million" in liquid assets is modest wealth. i know my fellow modestly wealthy people. i also know chumps when i see them. most people can see a chump a mile away because they rub shoulders with chumps all day every day. well, its no different with wealth: when you rub shoulders with the wealthy, you can see them a mile away. speedy parker is not one of us. you certainly are not one of us either. 4 million is chump change to bezos and musk, but 4 million would also change your chump life. sucks to suck.
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2023-01-14 at 1:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by Elbow im a multimillionaire, bub. i know a thing or two about money, and people with money. 'real recognizes real' as the african americans say, and i don't recognize you. you're just words on a screen. anyone can lie like that, kid.
This reads very "I'm not scared of you" a la spectral. -
2023-01-14 at 2:31 AM UTC
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2023-01-14 at 4:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion Why don't you just learn a trade and make something for yourself.
You are not stupid suck it up buttercup do the 60hour a week grind for shit pay and buy that house buy that car buy buy buy.
All you have to do is make MORE!!
It's not that hard.
Be forever in dept.
You will own nothing and be Happy!
because all those surplus taxes need some parasite to suck up amd parasites are part of a healthy ecosystem, be it natural or financial. -
2023-01-14 at 4:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by Elbow a "couple million" in liquid assets is modest wealth. i know my fellow modestly wealthy people. i also know chumps when i see them. most people can see a chump a mile away because they rub shoulders with chumps all day every day. well, its no different with wealth: when you rub shoulders with the wealthy, you can see them a mile away. speedy parker is not one of us. you certainly are not one of us either. 4 million is chump change to bezos and musk, but 4 million would also change your chump life. sucks to suck.
words.
anyone can say theyre dozen millionaire on the internet.
why dont you ethereum some chump change into my wallet and i return them to you after ive taken the screenshot of my wallet. -
2023-01-14 at 6:27 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
