Posts by Elbow

1. 2024-06-18 at 8:09 AM UTC in Who wants to be my friend?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   u dont wanna make enemies of the fatties they will roll on top of u and kill u
2. 2024-06-18 at 12:49 AM UTC in Why should WE be against reparations?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina
   
   thats not how the US budget works.

   
   which, of course, is why the US budget doesn't work. muh magic money tree. mmt and its consequences have been a disaster for the american race. smh
3. 2024-06-17 at 11:52 PM UTC in What Nick Fuentes and Lanny have in Common
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   I think it's time I cleared the air: the man who put it in my hood is Lanny's main account and I am Frala's main account. Sad but true. We both suffer from multiple personality disorder. The reason "Lanny" and "Frala" don't post very often anymore is not because they are "busy" with "getting married" or "having jobs" or "starting a family", but because our treatment is going well and we rarely shift into our alters anymore.
4. 2024-06-17 at 10:02 PM UTC in If I have a Newmans own frozen pizza in the freezer, I am incapable of bringing myself to order a pie on the phone.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Newman was a loser, a bum, he didn't know his ass from a fucking hole in the ground

   
   
5. 2024-06-17 at 7:46 PM UTC in Why are disabled people described as couragous?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enigma COURAGEOUS NIGGA? All I did was not die and cling to life.

   
   Yeah. Exactly. It's basically people saying "if my life was as shit as yours I'd kill myself, and it's impressive that you didn't".
6. 2024-06-17 at 1:01 PM UTC in the average number of skeletons inside a human body is >1
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson even in AI she still needs a bag over her head.

   
   
7. 2024-06-17 at 8:46 AM UTC in Mole to meet you
   

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8. 2024-06-17 at 12:28 AM UTC in I don't give a fuck that it's 2024, I'm buying a camcorder.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
9. 2024-06-17 at 12:26 AM UTC in Sunday Nights have always been the worst part of my life and I don't know why.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   I'm not kidding btw. Sundays could become a source of comfort to you! You could be thinking about your day at church right now instead of wallowing and dreading the week to come.
10. 2024-06-17 at 12:24 AM UTC in Sunday Nights have always been the worst part of my life and I don't know why.
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Did you go to church today? Did you confess your sins and praise the lord? If not, I think it's pretty obvious why you feel like shit. Repent your pagan ways and convert. Happiness awaits if you but let Jesus Christ into your heart.
11. 2024-06-16 at 10:43 PM UTC in Mole to meet you
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Mole to mole communication.
    
    Mole to mole conversation.
12. 2024-06-16 at 8:29 PM UTC in I went from being lonely a couple months ago to having 6 people I want to fuck wanting to fuck me too.
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I want to fuck you in the ass

    
    UwU
    
    
13. 2024-06-16 at 7:16 PM UTC in I went from being lonely a couple months ago to having 6 people I want to fuck wanting to fuck me too.
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Incessant Stop drinking. hts isn’t even in this thread. Read a book or something or at the very least remove your head from your anus.

    
    No, no, I'm here. I'm the infamous Polish poster. I changed accounts because I'm mentally retarded and my last one hit 6969 posts. Hehe funny sex number.
14. 2024-06-16 at 10:38 AM UTC in the average number of skeletons inside a human body is >1
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Instigator What about the French, they eat whole frogs and toads for breakfast so they probably have upwards of ten skeletons in their stomachs on any given day.
    
    I wish people would at least do some research. 👍

    
    I said this in the context of babies, who have human skellingtons and exist inside human bodies. But I suppose it's true that every bone consumed by a savage frenchman is a partial skeleton, fractionally increasing the total. Much to think about.
    
    

    Originally posted by ner vegas maybe your body

    
    would that it were possible
15. 2024-06-16 at 9:29 AM UTC in the average number of skeletons inside a human body is >1
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    its weird but its true
16. 2024-06-15 at 11:57 PM UTC in I'M GONNA KILL YOURSELF!!!
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    crack cocaine made this thread, it just used bradley's hands to do it
17. 2024-06-15 at 10:25 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enigma Do you think Wariat talks about oldje or dog porn to people when he's sober IRL?

    
    Absolutely, yes. Wariat is definitely doing those things. Not because he's brave, but because he's retarded.
18. 2024-06-15 at 8:53 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Sophie is a lot of things, but I don't think a coward could be so... open... about his proclivities.
19. 2024-06-15 at 7 PM UTC in My DAD found out I was on a FORUM full of ADULTS!!!
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Crispy Hey you like kidd

    
    [heavy breathing]
20. 2024-06-15 at 11:39 AM UTC in My DAD found out I was on a FORUM full of ADULTS!!!
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc These^^ are probably the most stupidest people on the planet
    
    
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    its all real!