Posts by Elbow

1. 2024-08-05 at 8:22 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Kafka has and expresses a richer internal life and sense of joie de vivre than just about anyone on this forum. She embodies a kind of healthy yearning for life's bountiful experiences, which starkly contrasts against the rest of this community's deeply unhealthy yearning for the same (that which typically manifests itself in the form of drug abuse). Kafka goes on walks in the rain, where you or I, Bradley, would do a fat hit of spice out of a pipe made from tinfoil and/or drown ourselves in Steel Reserve. She has a beautiful soul that the wretched lifeforms inhabiting this place loathe out of a sense of pure, envious instinct.
2. 2024-08-05 at 8:14 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley Stop kissing ass, she knows how you really feel, HTS. A couple fake nice posts won't convince the Kafka you're anything other than a faker ontop of being an enemy.
   
   BRADLEYB however will be getting his new computer and will be ons team if u wanna get steamed out

   
   Fake posts? A faker? Me? Never. You're clearly just trying to drive a wedge between us. I bet you gaslit her into thinking I was attacking her yesterday too. I'm being completely sincere, whether anyone (including Kafka) believes that or not.
3. 2024-08-05 at 8:11 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   You, Kafka, bring the light of Reason to our eternally benighted community. You are definitely one of the smartest and most impressive users on the forum. Honest.
4. 2024-08-05 at 8:07 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag The reason I don't engage in meaningful conversations with people here is because I find them retarded. You weren't aware of how I was treating you.

   
   You engage in all kinds of meaningful conversation! You talk about the books you're reading, the music/audiobooks you're listening to, your daily trials and tribulations... that's all meaningful stuff. Don't be so down on yourself, Kafka. You're an honest to goodness contributing member of this community.
5. 2024-08-05 at 7:38 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie The person that Kafka presents, whether she is aware or not is someone who is naive. Has a hard time understanding interpersonal and intrapersonal matters. Socially and emotionally, her emotions sometimes mismatch social situations and ques. She says she displays these traits because of autism/aspergers but if it is related to autism at all it's more likely PDDNOS, that said. I don't think she's on the spectrum.
   
   I think she grew up either with one parent. Two parents, but one of them was either distant, negligent, or mildly abusive, while the other was oblivious to that sort of behavior in their spouse and how it would affect their children. Therefore it is likely that from an early age she was already primed to live the traits i discussed above. Which probably caused her some difficulty fitting in, making friends, and developing socially to a level society would consider normal.
   
   If she was in fact raped, it was at a younger age than she is comfortable admitting, it happened multiple times. Multiple times by the same perpetrator. The reason that could happen was plausibly due to learned helplessness, which would suggest sexual abuse before the encounter she spoke of with the guy getting her drunk. Probably someone close to her family or in her family.
   
   Trauma induced social and behavioral changes are compounded by her inability to understand her own emotions on a deep and fundamental level. Which is why she is the way she is currently.
   
   Anyway that is my tentative theory of mind for Kafka.

   
   I don't think this is accurate. Really, if this is how we've been treating Kafka for years, it's understandable why she feels the way she does about this community and its members. I hope you come back some day to apologize for this, Sophie. Assuming you're alive, of course. Which, if you are, is not something I have evidence of. And if I did, I would of course divulge that information freely to Kafka. Of course.
6. 2024-08-05 at 6:28 PM UTC in Hundreds gather in Parliament Square as 21 now imprisoned for demanding climate action
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson HUNDREDS you say?….

   
   I mean if you think about it 8,000,000,000 has 10 places and 999 has 3 places, so it's kind of like 30% of the global population's places were protesting.
7. 2024-08-05 at 6:18 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag They're beating up black men in England even if they have British accents. They better not take my dealers. They're black and brown.

   
   Accent-based comedy ❎
   Accent-based nationality ✅
8. 2024-08-05 at 8:49 AM UTC in your thoughts on these oldjes?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   I don't know how Wariat finds all this shit. The only plausible explanation is that he's tapped into some kind of global pedophilic hive consciousness.
9. 2024-08-05 at 8:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag

   
   Akira is so cute! I'm glad your neighbors didn't do anything to her. 😇
10. 2024-08-05 at 7:46 AM UTC in I've never had eczema
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas

    
    Damn. Apparently this is a modded/kitbashed Baneblade model. Someone went absolutely ham with milliput. It looks so delightfully... fleshy.
11. 2024-08-05 at 7:17 AM UTC in I've never had eczema
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I also think face freckles are killer, but I do have a few too many for my liking. 🤷
12. 2024-08-05 at 7:04 AM UTC in I've never had eczema
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas no thanks I don't think I'll be accepting the avatar of the BIG POZZ LOAD
    
    KHORNE = RETARD RAMPAGE
    TZEENTCH = WEAPONISED AUTISM
    SLAANESH = STATE-ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY

    
    GRANDPA'S GOING TO GIVE YOU "THE GIFT" AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT
13. 2024-08-05 at 6:39 AM UTC in I've never had eczema
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas nurgle is the second shittiest chaos god

    
    Nurgle is the only chaos god who genuinely loves all living things, and doesn't want us to suffer. Tzeentch just wants to scheme and fuck with mortals, Khorne just wants to chop you in half and steal your skull, and Slaanesh just wants to murder-rape you until you're insane. Only Grandfather Nurgle wants you to be happy.
14. 2024-08-05 at 6:33 AM UTC in I've never had eczema
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Do u have foot fungus?

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Why?

    
    I live in filth, slowly culturing various contagions to please Grandfather Nurgle. My body and my home are both breeding grounds for terrible diseases. One day spores and virions and bacteria will spill forth from my apartment and rot this planet to its core.
    
    
15. 2024-08-05 at 6:28 AM UTC in I've never had eczema
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Her skin is gross LOOK AT HER! FFS

    
    Her skin looks great generally, and eczema is treatable. Gosh. Don't be mean.
16. 2024-08-05 at 6:24 AM UTC in I've never had eczema
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm What a sweet heart. How cute ❤️ ur amazing …. Dummy

    
    Don't make me find you and rub my foot fungus on you.
17. 2024-08-05 at 6:20 AM UTC in I've never had eczema
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Aw, your skin is beautiful. Definitely lotion up like DTE said, it'll help. 😇
18. 2024-08-04 at 8:10 PM UTC in Are you looking forward to the big war with Iran?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://x.com/ArmchairW/status/1820186383014924715
    
    Ukraine is blasting Russia with English missiles fired from American F16s, and the jets may be being maintained in Poland.
    
    WW3 is playing out right now, and people don't realise.

    
    It's not a World War until the US stops lend lease and starts fighting, until then it's just sparkling regional conflict.
19. 2024-08-04 at 8:05 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    
    
    "Cor I've seen nowt like this in me life. Hope they don't smash up Greggs or t'pub."
20. 2024-08-04 at 8:02 PM UTC in Anti-immigration protest Belfast
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    
    Bolton. Norferner at 4 seconds in.

    
    True patriots, standing for Allah in the streets of the United KingdomSultanate. I think England could use at least a couple million more men like these.