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Posts by in da crawlspace - number sleven

  1. Would u LIKE SOME TEA AMD KRUMPITz
  2. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've been on opiate painkillers off and on since 2013 due to motor accidents (3). Yup that's right. On may 13, 2023 some asshat road raged my jeep flipping it. It rolled over on both of my legs, broke my right femur and tossed me 70 plus feet over the highway fence into the open desert. I was hospitalized for 4 weeks and non ambulatory for 2 weeks. Yup even broke the cane back out for about 3 weeks until I was fully mended. So pain is a daily fact of life. I take anywhere from 20 to 40 mg per day of hydrocodone or oxycodone. I have been for over 2 years. I just ran out 4 days ago and won't have access for another 2 days. No big deal. Never missed a day of productivity. Addicts are just weak pussies.

    sounds like you have it all figured out bud
  3. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They use Valium to wean alcoholics off alcohol.

    Do you know where to git sum

    Maybe you can't get addicted to beer because the onky bad thing that happens is my hand is shake and I have a bad dream if I stop .I can quit anytime I want *cracks beer*
  4. It's a larp story about noncery
  5. I like the story I was amused and I also learnt about you're culture and slang. All in all I'd say it was a pretty darn good thread lilGuvna
  6. Can I get a slice? Like the bang em tang em bros
  7. Wut u saying
  8. Originally posted by totse2118 they banned half the internet

    British people are so cucked

    https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a33796/the-uk-just-banned-a-lot-of-sex-acts/

    Wow that's ducked up sounds like the guvna is against dominatrixes. NIS DOMINATRIXES, UNITED will be opposing this bill, Billy

    Literally illegal to fist. They can take my cold dead 👊 ✊️ 🤛 🤜 HOYYYYYYY.

    What's amatter with fisting anyway? nothing like a big blown out tater buiscit mmm MMM GUD *chefs kiss *
  9. Oh shidd I got my final warning to migrate my mojang accountz which I bought and own that they're gonna disable them and not allow me to convert them to Microsoft sion. That's fuct up. They're reatards from hell tho and make me use a different email for each one so it's a big pain In ass
  10. Don't talk shit about prop 65 lil bromide
  11. Originally posted by Rape Monster Use me as a reference and give them my phone number

    *immediately gets hired as CEO of United Toilets of America* 🚽 💰 🇺🇸

    BOB THE SMILING GUY WITH A PERMABONER EMOJI
  12. We track the life and times of prisoners, but the prison is literally a movie studio with a wall around it so the prisoners get there hair did in the trailer and drive around in golf cart when they want to go to THE COMMISSARY, as one does. And the COs as we call them is security they go giving chase if you're not A list and you act wrong FREEZE FAGGOT WE SHOOT ON SITE

    this post brought to you by BOUDIN SAUSAGE BOYz & Sons
  13. Yeah man call em up and iNqUiRe , if they are rude just rip their ass it will probably make you feel empowered and increase you're T levels
  14. But you told me so it still counts . I'm so excited that we have a new member weel NOW THIS IS A KR0Z FOR CELEBRATION
  15. Thanks, you too. I'm not a big pot guy but I wouldn't mind doing a blunt on the dock of the bay, heard
  16. All arise for the honorable kawkasian NOW SPONSORED BY KAWASAKI AND HALF-LIFE2
  17. HoY fUUUuack , my asshole ITS BERNING ITS BERNING #LilSportysHomeLife♤. WE NEED TO HAV DA KWEAN FIND AN ALTERNATE ROUTE FOR OUR delegates TO REACH SPAM CITY

    PRESS ANY KEY TO PROCEED
  18. I Abring amotion atoa athe afloor

    Respectfully speaking Chairman Keenen I will now address the forum. TennnnnHUTTT

    I DULY and solemnly swear to post the whole truth! I propose that User 4814, Jiggaboo_Johnson does NOT have his post count reset *kafka faints and is wearing a dress* but arather a minus sign is added to the frontside of his post count there hence his count will still always go bigger and harder but also its negative *the band begins playing and the chorus erupts*

    Drops microphone and shoves a sea laundry up weelhungs ass, the curtain lowers the flags go down the posters get up and they get out of town

    *immediately turns around like the Simpson meme and gets on the CALIFO BUSSLINES bus to SpamCity*
  19. Originally posted by aldra yeah more or less

    the video I linked is a guy who used to work as a gambling inspector, he'd go around to clubs and casinos to make sure that they were complying with anti-money laundering laws and found that virtually nobody was (you can go to the poker machines in most clubs here, insert as much money as you want, then immediately cash out without even playing to turn 'dirty' money into a gambling payout). he tried to report it several times but nobody wanted to hear it, so he became a whistleblower and went to the media.

    Clubs NSW, the lobby group that represents all of the major chains here sued him and managed to get an indefinite gag order until the matter can be heard in court.

    the guy was then diagnosed with cancer and has six months or so to live, so they're intentionally dragging the proceedings out in hopes he'll die and they won't have to go to court at all. the video is an interview with him explaining how corrupt the whole system is, violating the gag order because who gives a fuck since he's dying anyway.

    in response, the federal government's been blocking and taking down any media that even mentions him

    Yeah who really knows man good for him I guess for throwing his loif away to pursue his video poker anticorruption goals and dreams , even with everything stacked against keenen
  20. Originally posted by CandyRein What’s an “jail”….

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