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Posts by in da crawlspace - number sleven

  1. okay, THIS IS EPIC. youre like a puritan
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Depends when I got off of work 12 hours deep thus far ONLY TIME WILL TELL when we die nigga go to heaven or hell

    holy moly thats a long day bud be careful
  3. Originally posted by slide22 Thats a ripoff. in the US and most western cultures the Father gives to the Son in law by paying for the fucking wedding and usually money towards a house because she no longer becomes his or the mothers responsibility.


    You have to pay for her and then take care of her as well? pfftt

    pretty sure women try to marry up as cigarette-man teaches us, so im not sure why or how her broke-ass dad would be paying the way

    are you sure about this
  4. that might be true but don't try to psyche him out of his OPPORTUNITY, MAN.

    oh wait he invented and forced the paul wozney meme nevermind carry on
  5. thats rich coming from you, who literary goes online to argue with men
  6. its literary the coolest phone ive had mainly because it works good and because and has a really cool bootup screen where it flashes bright vivid beautiful artwork plus the front facing camera is literally cut in a circle THROUGH the screen iver never had a phone like that. and then it says HELLO, MOTO! i literally tear up when she says it sometimes

    literary, just up by the corner theres a black HOLE of a camera THROUGH the SCREEN the screen literary goes around the camera its pretty neat

    ive reesearched it since this thred came out and it looks like they keep making new moto g powers like efery year but they just call it the same thing its kinda funny its kinda sad but yeah id try a newer one when this gets older
  7. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol pretty sure u were both trash in high school

    SHOTS FIRED
  8. Originally posted by mmQ Tying a quintuple Windsor seltzer spraying flower tie for the clown wedding tonight.

    wudup man u wanna toss back some brews tonight or are you already got plans for trivia
  9. thats no AMERICAN flag thats the greek flag look it says urbis pleunum right on it. LUMP LUMP LUMP NEW WORLD ORDER
  10. Originally posted by Rape Monster Why would anyone voluntarily go to Pakistan?

    i dunno about pak, but basically maybe the same reason people go to mexico probably, to feel like youre rich and chug beer and do the local stuff like watch some chick launch golf balls out of her pussy or smoke opium with some dudes in a turban on the sidewalk
  11. Women age differently than we men, its kind of like dog years
  12. call me old fashioned
  13. Originally posted by Donald Trump Find me wife as well.

    you have to give her dad a sheep, its just there culture, nothing wrong with that at all
  14. i dont like american cheese or velveeta that much, makes me feel like im eating garbage but ill have a guilty grill cheese sometimes what are you gonna do right. literary i was reading about mexican food the other day and how they have their own queso, not like american queso which is nacho cheese they use some type of real cheese in theirs i want to try that

    good job on the suit man , i really hope that goes well. yeah a blue suit would be cool. suits are pretty cool but it sucks that you have to take it to the dry cleaners i guess you could always cheat and wear it for a few days unless you spill mustard on it
  15. tried as an adult is such a scam. theres a war against our youth going on and its been going for a long time.

    "youre not an adult you cant buy drugs and alcohol or drive a car or grow a beard"

    *spergs out*

    "okay youre an adult you can go to real jail, but you still cant buy drugs and alcohol or grow a beard"

    literary thats the biggest crock of shite
  16. not that i know what the word means, and she likes to have fun





    wut u fink star treck , would you kiss her on the lip
  17. you got pham there or is it just like your mecca
  18. i found my syrnge of cpu compound and replaced the dielectric grease. i think theres some better type of goop that doesnt dry up they use on bigger transistors, cause cpu compound goes to crap after a few years and dries out or sumfin. who knows man the distributor gets hot as frick anyway its hard to imagine it sinking much heat out of the ICM

    when i took the module off the first time there was some white shmoo that was still not dried up really
  19. yeah man pretty much thats why i smoke America's Spirit cigs, they contain no added arsenic
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