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2023-09-29 at 9:49 AM UTC in Save yourselves from LannyDarn you sporty
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2023-09-29 at 9:45 AM UTC in Save yourselves from LannyLannys a scrote
THIS POST brought to you by a male feminist member of the NIS Minority Cactus
#lilSportysHomeLife
I compensate for my small penis with my fax machine using ScrawnyFax -
2023-09-29 at 9:16 AM UTC in Micro$oft: "You have earned 50 points!"That pisses me right off micr9s9ft is totally riding notches goat trails
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2023-09-29 at 9:14 AM UTC in ଘ( ･ω･)_/ﾟ･:*:･｡☆ deez biznattys riding muh coat trails ˙ᵕ˙Stop riding his coattails fonzi!
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2023-09-29 at 8:48 AM UTC in GöbeklitepeIt's EASY BRO JUST STAY CLEAN GO TO WORK AND CLEAN YOURE 'PENOS
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2023-09-29 at 8:08 AM UTC in Speedy Parker is bound and determined to have us believe that he owns and runs a restaurant...
Originally posted by totse2118 Wellhung and I are opening a diner folx!
its gonna be called 52'ers drive thru and feature a dish representing every state of the union
Alabama - Cotton Candy Grits: Sweet and savory grits with cotton candy drizzle.
Alaska - Aurora Borealis Nachos: Colorful tortilla chips, wild Alaskan salmon, northern lights-inspired sauce.
Arizona - Cactus Blossom Sliders: Cactus-infused beef patties, prickly pear relish.
Arkansas - Ozark Mountain Mystery Meat Stew: Assorted game meats, secret spices.
California - Hollywood Hills Sushi Burrito: Giant sushi burrito with avocado, sushi rice.
Colorado - Rocky Mountain Oysters Pizza: Pizza with breaded Rocky Mountain oysters.
Connecticut - Mystic Seaport Clam Chowder Pizza: Clam chowder pizza with clams, bacon.
Delaware - Blue Hen Chicken and Waffle Tacos: Blueberry-infused chicken, mini waffle taco shells.
Florida - Key Lime alliGAYtor Bites: Fried alliGAYtor bites with key lime sauce.
Georgia - Peach Cobbler BBQ Ribs: Ribs glazed with peach cobbler-inspired barbecue sauce.
Hawaii - Hula Hula Pineapple Pizza: Pizza with pineapple, coconut, hula dance spirit.
Idaho - Spud-tacular Potato Ice Cream Sundae: Mashed potato-shaped ice cream, caramel gravy, bacon bits.
Illinois - Deep Dish Chicago Hot Dog Pie: Deep-dish pizza with Chicago-style hot dog ingredients.
Indiana - Hoosier Sugar Cream Pie Milkshake: Sugar cream pie blended into a thick milkshake.
Iowa - Cornfield Corn Dog Casserole: Corn dogs baked in a casserole with a cornbread crust.
Kansas - Sunflower Seed Fried Chicken: Fried chicken coated in sunflower seed crust.
Kentucky - Bluegrass Bourbon Brisket Tacos: Slow-cooked bourbon-infused brisket in taco form.
Louisiana - Bayou Gumbo Pasta: Gumbo-inspired pasta with a mix of Louisiana seafood.
Maine - Lobster Roll Ice Cream Sandwich: Lobster-flavored ice cream between two buttery rolls.
Maryland - Chesapeake Crab Cake Burger: Crab cakes as burger patties with Old Bay seasoning.
Massachusetts - Boston Baked Bean Brownies: Brownies with a Boston baked bean twist.
Michigan - Great Lakes Cherry Pie Shake: Cherry pie blended into a thick shake.
Minnesota - Hotdish Hot Fudge Sundae: Tater tot hotdish-inspired sundae with hot fudge.
Mississippi - Delta Blues Mud Pie: A rich mud pie inspired by the Delta blues music scene.
Missouri - Show-Me State BBQ Sundae: Layers of barbecue meats in sundae form.
Montana - Bison Jerky Trail Mix: Trail mix featuring bison jerky and local Montana nuts.
Nebraska - Cornhusker Corn Chowder Burrito: Corn chowder wrapped in a burrito with Nebraska corn.
Nevada - Las Vegas Strip Steak Tacos: Tacos featuring the finest cuts from the Las Vegas Strip.
New Hampshire - Maple Syrup Pancake Pizza: Pizza topped with pancakes and drizzled with New Hampshire maple syrup.
New Jersey - Turnpike Pork Roll Sub: A sub sandwich with pork roll and a variety of Garden State flavors.
New Mexico - Enchanted Chile Rellenos: Chile rellenos with a touch of magic from the Land of Enchantment.
New York - Big Apple Bagel Delight: Bagel loaded with New York-style pastrami, lox, and cream cheese.
North Carolina - Tar Heel Sweet Potato Pie: Sweet potato pie with a hint of the Tar Heel State's sweetness.
North Dakota - Prairie Wild Berry Cheesecake: Cheesecake featuring berries from the North Dakota prairies.
Ohio - Buckeye Candy Ice Cream Cone: Ice cream cone inspired by Ohio's famous buckeye candies.
Oklahoma - Sooner State BBQ Bison Burger: BBQ bison burger paying homage to Oklahoma's Sooner spirit.
Oregon - Portlandia Marionberry Doughnuts: Doughnuts infused with the flavor of Oregon's famous marionberries.
Pennsylvania - Liberty Bell Pretzel Sausage: Sausage nestled in a pretzel bun inspired by Pennsylvania's history.
Rhode Island - Ocean State Calamari Roll: A sushi roll with a Rhode Island twist, featuring calamari.
South Carolina - Palmetto Pimento Cheese Fritters: Fried pimento cheese fritters inspired by South Carolina's palmetto tree.
South Dakota - Black Hills Buffalo Chili Dogs: Chili dogs with buffalo meat inspired by the Black Hills.
Tennessee - Honky Tonk Hot Chicken Tacos: Tacos with Nashville hot chicken and honky-tonk flavor.
Texas - Lone Star Brisket Quesadilla: Quesadilla with the bold taste of Texas brisket.
Utah - Arches National Park Red Rock Ribs: Ribs glazed with a sauce inspired by Utah's red rock formations.
Vermont - Green Mountain Maple Cotton Candy: Cotton candy with a Vermont twist, infused with pure maple syrup.
Virginia - Colonial Peanut Pie Sundae: Sundae featuring a peanut pie inspired by Virginia's colonial history.
Washington - Space Needle Coffee Scones: Scones infused with local coffee, inspired by the Space Needle.
West Virginia - Appalachian Apple Butter Cake: Cake with the rich flavor of West Virginia apple butter.
Wisconsin - Dairyland Cheese Curd Cheesecake: Cheesecake with the squeaky goodness of Wisconsin cheese curds.
Wyoming - Cowboy Campfire Chili: Hearty chili inspired by cowboy campfire cooking in the Wyoming wilderness.
Puerto Rico - Salsa Criolla Plantain Lasagna: Layers of plantains and salsa criolla, capturing the flavors of Puerto Rico.
Washington, D.C. - Capitol Hill Crab Cake Benedict: A decadent twist on eggs Benedict with D.C.'s famous crab cakes.
Reminds me of the world beer tour... but better -
2023-09-29 at 2:06 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentHuckin rocks at dRoNes pepperoni nazis trying to film me!? Drone but disguised as geese LUMPIA LUMPIA LUMPIA
Trying to Amp myself up to get a box of beerlisteninto lil stick up and dj paul
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2023-09-23 at 6:05 PM UTC in Delicious povertydrink:Wake me up when you put cocaine in it
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2023-09-23 at 5:53 PM UTC in Hey guys there's this drink going roundI thought you wur gonna say milk with orange and vanilla flavor
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2023-09-23 at 5:16 PM UTC in Women-only depression threadAHHH YEAHHHHH. Ramen and sushi sounds really good right about now heard
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2023-09-23 at 6:25 AM UTC in How come I'm not getting hired
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2023-09-20 at 7:39 PM UTC in Ways to make moneyWhat fuck I have to go to a ATM, heard. Obviously you would be Chief CEO if you're willing to head the firm. Idk seems like its a pretty good idea if I can find out how to do a wallet
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2023-09-20 at 6:54 PM UTC in Ways to make money
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Wait will you really pay me for working for you as a mexican gaming guy or are you talking about something else XD
I dunno why not , it's something I've wanted for quite a while. I'll have to get with H.R. and see if we can work something out. Will you do the job for $3/hr in some kind of crypto bullshit like bitcoins. The duties are gaming assistantand related activities like registering NIS accounts also its a plus if you know how to use mspaint -
2023-09-20 at 6:47 PM UTC in Ways to make moneyI have tofigure Aout secure payment so i can remain a highly anonymous guy , no paypal or else LannyDCajun can backtrack me using his contacts within the company . All while he lives an extravaganza amd drives a Lamborghini. Looks like a job for crypto money
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2023-09-20 at 6:43 PM UTC in Ways to make moneyDoes Uber deliver beer where you live
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2023-09-20 at 6:40 PM UTC in Ways to make moneyDo you have a windows laptop if I can pay you 3 dollars an hour to be my mexican gaming assistant and I'll have drizzly bring you a case of modelo .
What da fuc kansit.com that's cool , I'd like to post in a thread 2ith that gont right there
Sure its not much but it's hinest work and personally I'd rather do gamer assistanting than filling out surveys. Also u have to register nis access for me as part of your duties on the clock I'll provide esecure details on the exact methods so Lanny can never detect it #LilSportysHomeLife -
2023-09-20 at 6:34 PM UTC in Ways to make money
Originally posted by totse2118 onlyfans
flipping dope
solving captchas on the amazon slave market
making AI youtube videos or an AI mobile game
botting runescape gold/skyblock coins
amateur porn
writing an EZINE
i'm looking for HUSSLES myself besides just selling labor its hard #outhere
crypto scams maybe flipping crypto
gambling
drawing art/porn for profit
Dude thats perfect. Maybe we can hire him to be our mexican gaming assistant t -
2023-09-20 at 6:31 PM UTC in Ways to make moneyrespect DA HusSiE but I can't invite a theef to live with me, in my cats room ( the closet) it would be irresponsible
Do they have day labor in ur area? 🤔 blood selling is a good idea I looked into it here one time and some of the plasma jobs paid a bit but we're inconvenient commute plus I drink a lot of beer so idrsther not take anything good out of my body when I put it thru so much trauma this year I figure I need every drop that I got oh yeah bone marrow I GUESS THEY STAB YOU IN THE BON3 WITH A BIG FAT ASS FUCKIN NEEDLE AND SLURP OUT SOME MARROW it paid a thousand or two but i think theywait and call you when they want some fresh stuff -
2023-09-20 at 6:25 PM UTC in Should I join the military folxI'm looking into becoming a Quebecois just gotta learnt some francois first then we can join the army, TOGETHER UNITED. Those little French fucj machin3s ayyyyy CABRONE
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2023-09-20 at 6:20 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Why aren't they conscripting more trannies?
I looked into the matter and all US men are required to sign up for the selective service at age 18. And it's based on you're birth gender so if you change there's not a loophoyl
Also fuys , have the medical ships left yet? Ps I thought they were gonna make me be GI Joe but i'm 2 old to get drafted up real easyThe lottery: A lottery based on birthdays determines the order in which registered men are called up by Selective Service. The first to be called, in a sequence determined by the lottery, will be men whose 20th birthday falls during the calendar year the induction takes place, followed, if needed, by those aged 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 19 and 18 year olds (in that order).
but fuvk it man if some dudes in suits want me to bring more death and destruction to a third world country *raises hand* THE NAMES BROOMKEy ILLDO THE JOB *does the duck waddle and queefs in front of the BOUDIN SAUSAGE BOYz at MEPS