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Posts by in da crawlspace - number sleven

  1. im as clean as a whistle theres not a hair out of place on my body

  2. Originally posted by mmQ Where's the party going down?

    either g-thraxes, or if thats dead ill be in da club, ill send u the link
  3. Originally posted by Grylls And there’s so many fucking muscles in the body we’ve never used or realised we had, until you get in the gym and do a full body workout, especially muscles in the back

    *kneels and offers a muscle-milk (while ,myself, having a huge milk mustache) * "w...will you be my trainer?"
  4. an abandoned dream of mine, reignited. you have to do vocal exercises if you wanna work your voice out you can do scales ( do rey mi fa so la ti , etc ) or you can do 'puppy whimpers' which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. if you scream the puppy whimpers and do them really fast and extreme you can feel your throat shake rattle and roll

  5. left a budwiser in the freezer and the can sucked in ( like when k r o z literary got his poop dented )cause its so cold i bet its a frosty mess, get ready for that beerslushfoam bukake chug= am i right guys
  6. Originally posted by Grylls No matter how big or small you are, if you don’t use it you lose it

    yeah i hear you man. but its pretty crazy the guy who can push his legs the hardest just looks like some skinny kid off the street so it goes to show you that bigger doesnt mean stronger always like literaly how does a skinny pair of legs push like 1500 pou nds
  7. yeah man i hear you weel can throw back a few brews once it gets dark out if you want ( on vijeo chat ) but are you gonna literary chill down and drink with us or just hide offcam and smell your finger like some people do heard

    weel keep it classy and not throw around the inward all willynilly casue i know theres ( maybe ) glowies amongstus
  8. omg hell yeah ALL THE GOOD TRUCKER ANTHEMS

    id rather be homeless than chromeless am i right fuys *installs three hundred marker-lights all over everything everywhere* yeah were pullin real weight now holmes
  9. Originally posted by AngryOnion I've had all my tools stolen three times.
    Fuck Snap-On at this point the cheap shit still gets the job done.

    snap on is cool but im a real slob and just throw all the shit in a bucket when im thru and let it vibrate around in my car or leave it in a leaky shed and it gets douched, feels bad to see rust on your snappys. more like RUST ON am i right , slobs?
  10. Originally posted by Donald Trump You are a decent sort you can come over to my house and fuck my early 20s half-sister anytime you feel like it.

    your a good friend
  11. lol I HEARD ABOUT THAT , man. chuck norris literary showed up and had a panic attack in the street and started sperging out screaming WHERE ARE YOU CIGARETTE MAN COME OUT AND PLAYYYYYYYYY so loud his voice cracked and frosty at the mouth.

    legend has it cigarette man was watching from his lifted superduty diesel pickup acrossed the the street eating a steak bumping snoop lion on his sony explode subs laughing his ass off all like simp!!!
  12. Originally posted by slide22 I dont know what that means. 'women try to marry up as cigarette-man teaches us".

    the Western Culture is Father of the Bride pays for the wedding. often if the couple elopes then the father gives cash towards the house. sometimes both.

    Western Culture: prosperity dance Or Money Dance is when people pin money to the bride's dress and sometimes to the Grooms lapel or coattail of a tuxedo.

    You dont know what that means well youre gonna learn today bromo. cigarette-man is a nickname for niggasin.space member cigreting who frequently posts about ,or through the lense of, his MIGTOW values and beliefs. Chief among these beliefs is the idea of female hypergamy ( "The term hypergyny is used to describe the overall practice of women marrying up, since the men would be marrying down" ), a practice that ThE ReSeArCh suggests is alive and well;
    A study done by the University of Minnesota in 2017 found that females generally prefer dominant males as mates.[10] Research conducted throughout the world strongly supports the position that women prefer marriage with partners who are culturally successful or have high potential to become culturally successful. The most extensive of these studies included 10,000 people in 37 cultures across six continents and five islands. Women rated "good financial prospect" higher than did men in all cultures. In 29 samples, the "ambition and industriousness" of a prospective mate were more important for women than for men. Meta-analysis of research published from 1965 to 1986 revealed the same sex difference (Feingold, 1992). Across studies, 3 out of 4 women rated socioeconomic status as more important in a prospective marriage partner than did the average man.

    Women are more selective in their choice of marriage partners than are men (Feingold, 1992; Hatfield & Sprecher, 1995; Hill & Hurtado, 1996; Kenrick et al., 1990).[11][12]

    Any further questions big bromo?
  13. Originally posted by frala Lol, if you like Boudin you should try Conecuh. It’s the best sausage ever made.

    ill be looking into this mark my words, there will be a post in the double double thread and literary only a few people will understand it
  14. Originally posted by slide22 Oh shit. that film was filmed in San Francisco. and NO you can't make lefts on Market kek

    You have to do "Box Turns" and go through and then around the block 3 right turns around a block = 1 left turn.

    big time-consuming shit though during traffic. or just wait til you're in the left lane, look for cops and corner cameras and in the middle of a block when there is no traffic, whip a U-turn (Illegal) or find a Driveway and do a 3-point turn which is legal if you're stopped for a moment in the driveway. that's a tip from a pro driver by ME!!

    also, that's Folsom street and I think I saw Townsend for a moment. the opposite sides of the bridge

    i just LOLd at the guy screaming about being late for yoga
  15. apparently you can lift/exercise to gain strength, or to bulk up. its a real quandary and seems like a lot of work to do for vanity. and the thing is, bodybuilder types literary force themselves to eat tons of food and a lot of times they eat the same thing like a assload of chicken breast and smoothies. even if they arent hungry they must CONSUME MORE CALORIES

    literally my fitness goals are to be able to pick up a motorcycle with my hands and throw it, also i want to be able to slap a fire hydrant and it's bolts snap off and the litle f*cker goes tumbling away into the sunset

    but apparently this newer generation of women likes skinny men with brocooli haircuts so it seems to me like it makes more sense to get stronger because it has practical benefits like being able to open jars that the lids are stuck on really tight and having more endurance

  16. Originally posted by slide22 From Boudin Bakery?

    That place rocks. had lunch there a few years ago. pricy a bit but it's a local cherished at the Wharf. however, some have speculated if D.A. Boudin's is related to the place. its a secret!

    nah someone else made em on a camping trip and it was really good, i want MORE.
  17. i made my daughter smoke a entire pack of cigarettes lol now shes gonna be a doctor
  18. Originally posted by Donald Trump I didn't even read this, but shut the fuck up.

    now THATS WHAT I CALL TOXIC
  19. Originally posted by slide22 when did tinychat become so fucking politically correct? I remember everyone of all races cracking racist jokes in the day and ever since covid shutin and George Floyd everyone acts like a fucking antifa.

    I popped in and didn't say shit and everyone started saying stupid shit like 'Who let in the colonialist" without saying shit and then kicked me out.

    LOL they' hating white dudes

    prolly cause its not aa good idea to spout off some off the cuff "locker room talk" when you got a bunch of spergs going around recording everything, literally thinking theyre leethackers and you accidentally knocked a chip off their shoulder for no apparent reason and they got something to prove
  20. Originally posted by slide22 What movie?
    I'm thinking of chillen in my car and go to Berkeley and get some 5mg edibles and eat one an hour before I stop working deliveries and then get a bottle of wine and a bag of plastic cups and sip some red red wine and go on tinychat. 4chan doesn't allow celphone connections because people use them to act like assholes on it and post edgy shit.

    tinychat seems to have the same kind of people on it. questionable odd types and Mossadic agents larping as normies.

    yeah i noticed that too you got your drunks your stoners and your glowies ( literary these based women who go around saying jordan peterson lines ,criticizing the jedis and all this trad talk )
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