So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.
So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.
I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.
It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.
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it doesn't work how you think it does, it's literally a psychotic break to go.
it's not like acid or psychedelics where you know you're on a drug and see pretty colours and sounds; you don't realise anything's wrong even though you're talking to people who aren't there and fending off spooky kids who keep hiding in the 2" gap behind your fridge.
it's useful for crime if you want to completely disorient someone; you could feasibly get someone rekt on it and then convince them you're a removalist and steal their TV but it's not some miracle mind control drug like the media makes out. it doesn't fundamentally change a person, it just makes it very hard for them to work out what's real and what's not, which I suspect is very close to what severe schizophrenia feels like (minus the RLS and feeling of total dryness)
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Also I never meant to disrespect Chell. tell her that. Because I know you told her what I said and I dont want her coming after me shooting me or some shit.
If you love her, dont leave her for good. But You need to soil your Oats, bromo. and Women usually accept that. Hell even Yoko allowed John to do that. She even set him up nwith a fine ass Chinese Model with big ass titties. but John went back to Yoko. And she is like 10 years older than John Lennon was. Like 11 years older.
Tell Chell if things work out, you save money up.. and have your way or just live in California free bird style. beach bum and dont rent but save your money. Have her transfer her Job. Whatever she does (drug councling?) pays probably 3x4 times as much. i was thinking of becoming a Social Worker but its 4 years of college and 18 month certification. I only have 2 years of college. I still might do it but its like 70k starting and after 5 years I think is like 120k a year or some shit.
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Started off with popularity because I was one of the first guys to get a girlfriend. Hardly any time had passed before we broke up. My popular friends still liked me. I could’ve dated another popular girl, possibly. Instead, Zanick wanted to do drugs and he got me into drugs. I wish I could say this was peer pressure, but it was the beginning of an experiment. Life went downhill from there.
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I AM SO GLAD TO SEE THIS IS TOTSE BACKGROUND SO YOU MUST BE THE REAL LANNY FROM ZOK. THIS IS SHITMESS. I TRIED LOOKING FOR ZOK ON REDDIT.
SO IM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE I REALLY FUCKED UP.
HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED. MY WIFE WHO I MET AT COLLEGE 6 YEARS AGO AND WE GOT MARRIED. WE GOT IN A FIGHT AND SHE SAID SHE WAS MOVING IN WITH HER SISTER BUT SHE WENT TO HER MOMS INSTEAD.
WE ONLY GOT MARRIED JUST 5 MONTHS AGO IN OHIO AND SHE STARTED CHEATING ON ME WITH HER EX BOYFRIEND FOR I DONT KNOW HOW LONG BUT SHE TOLD ME ON THURSDAY AND I SLEPT ON THE COUCH AND SHE LEFT TELLING ME SHE WANTED A DIVORCE. ON FRIDAY I WAS REALLY DRUNK (LAST FRIDAY NIGHT) AND TOLD PEOPLE ON THIS CHAT SITE THAT I WAS GOING TO KILL HER WITH BLUNT FORCE BY SMASHING HER SKULL IN THEN I WAS GOING TO CUT HIS FUCKING DICK OFF. I WAS JUST DRUNK POSTING THIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. I THINK EVEN REDDIT OR 4CHAN OR BOTH. I REMEMBER DOING IT AS A JOKE AT FIRST AND LAUGHING ON THE CHAT STREAM BUT THEN I GOT DRUNKER AND ANGRIER. JUST SHIT TALKING. I NEVER MEANT ANY OF THIS. FUCK WHERE IS ZOK. DOES SOMEONE HAVE ZOKS NUMBER? PLEASE. GIVE IT TO ME
ANYWAYS MY MOTHER GOT A CALL BY THE POLICE LATER ON AND I WAS CHECKED INTO THIS MOTEL WHICH I DIDNT HAVE A CREDIT CARD SO I GAVE THE GUY 200 AS A DEPOSIT AND PAY 60 BUCKS A DAY FOR A ROOM. I GUESS THEY DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS BUT WHEN MY MOM CALLED ME I SPLIT. THE REASON I SPLIT THIS MOTEL IS SHE SAID THAT THE CORONER STATED THE HEAD TRAUMA WASNT FROM THE STEERING WHEEL IN THE CRASH BUT HAPPENED HOURS PRIOR AND SHE WAS PLACED IN THE CAR. MY MOM KNEW OF THE BOYFRIEND AND TOLD THEM, THEY SAID THEY COULDN´T FIND HIM AND THEN ON MONDAY THEY FOUND HIM DEAD IN A DITCH. I HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN HIDING OUT IN LIBRARY AND COFFEE SHOPS. I MIGHT SPLIT TO IOWA BECAUSE I HAVE A FRIEND DOWN THERE BUT I WAS THINKING OF CROSSING INTO CANADA SINCE ITS EASY ALONG MONTANA DEEP IN THE MOUNTAIN AREA. IM REALLY SCARED. IM RIDING A MOTORCYCLE AND ITS FUCKING COLD. I BEEN SLEEPING IN PORTABLE TOILET STALLS TO KEEP OUT OF THE RAIN AND SOME SLEET.
I AM CONFUSED WITH YOUR PM THING. I COULDNT FIND PLEASE. ALSO THIS WILL SHOW IM MAKING DUE DELIGENCE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I DID NOT MURDER THEM. I AM SHAKING SO BAD I AM HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING THIS. FUCKING PLEASE. LANNY. PM ME. OR HAVE ZOK PM ME. PLEASE. FUCKING PLEASE. I BEEN THROWING UP SOME BLOOD FROM MY ULCER. FUCKING HELP ME. PLEASE. IǗ ALREADY CROSSED INTO INDIANA. BUT IM THINKING OF GOING ALL THE WAY TO NORTH DAKOTA OR MONTANA AND CROSS UP INTO CANADA. THANKFULY THIS ISNT ZOKLET BECAUSE AT LEAST THE FEDS WONT BE WATCHING A SMALL BBS LIKE THIS
CIAO HOMIE
SO ON SUNDAY MY MOM CALLED ME AND SAID THAT SHE WAS FOUND IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIED ON THE SPOTFROM BRAIN DAMAGE FROM BLUNT FORCE
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It's a medium for telling stories. The problem is the stories they tell are framed in homosexual awkward ways. I've never really seen the appeal but am starting (mostly through memes) to have at least an understanding of the appeal of DragonBall z and that shit.
I think it's a medium that allows for a broad palate of stories to be told, unconstrained by tradition and convention, the issue is that the stories are mostly told with Asian ideals and values are predominantly gay af
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I mean, Russian bogeymen aside, who talks like that? especially in a diplomatic setting
first a threat, then accusing the guy of 'not having a soul'
assuming it actually played out like that, I can only assume that "we understand one another" meant "you're clearly insane and we'll need to adjust diplomatic policy accordingly"
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