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Posts That Were Thanked by Zanick

  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    I have an oral fixation that I’ve had all my life that I hide from people unless I love them...

    Guys I’ve been in a relationship with always found it oddly sexy and said what they wanted me to do in regards to my fixation...all talk mostly ..

    But my boyfriend now is the only person to seriously say it and make me do the act of my oral fixation on him...
    And I honestly really really enjoyed it...it felt extremely natural
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you two are going to die in some weird murder suicide and it won't be adorable
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He is redefining sobriety
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  4. Man I'm tired of your bullshit
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone There's a couple used book stores in the yuppie part of town I like to go to sometimes since they have books that you don't see other places and some that are out of print. They're also reasonably priced. I'd rather spend $5 and be able to get a few books then have to spend $20 on a single book. Especially when it's the same book I would buy used rather than new. Ml

    You can't just post this clearly hydrodrenous post and then post nothing else. What the fuck is good?
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  6. Don't forget to tell the interviewer you already have experience working with solar panels.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there was a fat ginger kid at my primary school named Tyler. he bit me once.
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  8. Originally posted by Lodger Free Abortion Party Guys.. Meet us @Ocean Beach, get drunk, set off pipe bombs in the ocean and then break into a Penthouse Suite at the Saint Francisco Weston. come on guys.. be hella fun. meet us under the walk bridge K?

    fuck no. and Fuck Mike and Vic for smashing my property costing 400 dollars in driveway lights and stealing a 130 year old flag.


    I knew it was you. Seattle or Florida or what?

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  9. Originally posted by Bill Krozby she didn't have an abortion, she's so overweight the baby aborted itself

    Listen, don’t get mad at me bc I’ve figured out how to live kid free while you sit around constantly trying to figure out how to kill yours ok.
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  10. I’ve had a total of 12 but this year I decided to finally keep one, but then I ended up killing it too.
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    1. park your car in front of a telephone pole.
    2. kick out your rear window.
    3. take a 20m chain and tie it to the pole, run it into the car through the rear window hole.
    4. sit in the driver's seat, tie the other end of the chain around your neck.
    5. make any other fun preparations like setting the car on fire or gluing your hands to the steering wheel, etc.
    6. start the car, jump on the accelerator
    7. profit
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    faith in chaos
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kek

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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Title: In Defense of That Fateful Athenian Jury or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Drink the Hemlock: Secrets Revealed: How Irony and Skepticism are Two Sides of a Civilization Ending Coin and How YOU can Un-Kill God: In Conversation with Fat Greek Men: GENESIS

    Synopsis: TBD
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Jack Nicholson vehemently denied ordering a Code Red in the movie 'A Few Good Men'.

    That's clearly some kind of gay porn you imagined. Everything about this post is gay entendre
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_stage
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  17. Originally posted by POLECAT canadians on here seem to be smarter than a lot of americans on here,, I'm pretty smart so I see that shit,, u dumb niggers just get mad and don't understand whats actually going on

    You are objectively stupid but I still like you
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  18. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Zanick it wood probably floor you liveleg



    Originally posted by DontTellEm Prolly put u on to the floor.😋





    I wish i had a floor to be put on to, im too damn poor though

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "floor"!
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  19. Originally posted by Zanick every time finny bumps this thread i get off so hard i shake violently

    i haven’t had to touch myself in years

    Every time Finny bumps this thread Lanny rips all his clothes off, runs through this house screaming, and shits in the middle of the floor.
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  20. Fuck you
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