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2018-02-01 at 2:54 PM UTC in Hiring a prostitute to my hotel room but afraid I won't be able to get a boner.Try maca root powder. It's a natural aphrodisiac and it's much less expensive than VIagra.
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2018-02-01 at 2:50 PM UTC in Gay state of mindMy first kiss was with a dude in a hot tub and we were both naked. Really nice guy, handsome too.
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2018-02-01 at 2:46 PM UTC in has anyone here besides sploo actually tried dee ex em?Yes. I recommend extracting it from the syrup and placing it in a capsule. 500mg or so can yield a fantastic psychedelic experience. Do not use it if you are on psych meds, specifically SSRI's or lithium.
https://erowid.org/chemicals/bundy/faq/bundy_chemistry.shtml
EDIT: You'll have to google "Agent Lemon extraction" because the link above isn't going to work. -
2018-01-31 at 11:47 PM UTC in should I become a spiritual faggot
Originally posted by -SpectraL There's really nothing "spiritual about it. No hocus-pocus. No magic at all. The good aliens and their leader, God, want what's best for the good-hearted, and the bad aliens, and their leader, Lucifer, want to prove their own false claims. After Lucifer tricked Eve in the Garden of Eden, he was called before God's supreme court on several charges. He threw up a quick defense, as a smokescreen, and to buy himself time. He made the bold claim that he did nothing wrong, that man does not need God at all, that God has no right to rule, that man's free will overrides devotion and loyalty and the love and guidance of his creator. Lucifer was then allocated a set period of time to establish the basis of his false claims. We are living in that time. Lucifer knew all along his claims were false, and only sought to delay his own execution, on charges of high treason and sedition, not to mention murder. Now, his time to make proof has drawn to a conclusion. All the aliens look on, both good and bad. Even humanity itself can now see the writings on the wall. Never again will Lucifer's premise offer a defense, for him or anyone else.
Seriously, I hope you die somewhere nobody will find you until they smell your stinking corpse, and by then it'd be too late for a positive ID so nobody knows what happened to their paranoid, authority-averse roofer. -
2018-01-31 at 11:30 PM UTC in REDDIT WORKING WITH LEI can corroborate this because I am Reddit and I am working with LE
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2018-01-31 at 11:09 PM UTC in should I become a spiritual faggotdidn't you already attempt somewhere during 2012?
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2018-01-29 at 7:58 PM UTC in Bill Krozby-tier Lifestyle-fucktardery
Originally posted by infinityshock This is some shit straight out of Bill Krozbys pathetic existence so Im going to share it for everyones giggling and snickering pleasure. ill start out by saying something that ive posted many times: that is, my posting style is not shtick…if anything my posting here is more subdued than i am in my actual real-life existence. nextly…im going to be intentionally vague about some details to maintain sekrit-see and avoid too much PI while giving just enough info to keep the story line going and giving it a decent flow.
A few days ago I was working…doing my usual stuffs…and an individual who has no association with myself or my company was performing actions that were not only hampering our activities…but that individuals actions were causing physical damage to our 'stuffs.' that individual also caused physical damage to the property of other individuals who werent associated with my company or anything we were doing. due to certain environmental and altitude conditions it wasnt convenient for me to express my displeasure at their shenanigans which left me with the next best course of action which was to perform actions that were hampering to their own to-do list. This individual will now be known as 'faggot' to make identifying them easier.
This went on for a bit…with a co-worker and myself getting some chuckles about the interference being caused, faggots disgusted looks sent to our general direction, and the obvious growing displeasure of the faggot. Eventually faggot went to our supervisor unbeknownst to me and apparently had some sort of chit-chat, the content of which i have no idea.
my supervisor will now be called 'uberbottom' to make identifying them easier. some backstory on uberbottom is that i have seniority to them, significantly more overall job related experience, as well as several orders of magnitude higher forms of life-related knowledge in comparison. additionally…uberbottom makes it a top-tier priority to live up to his namesake as often as possible. this individuals personality is as uber-beta as it gets…and the funny part is even though hes an uber-beta bottom bitch, he tries to compensate by playing top-of-totempole-super-beta in every conversation he has. there were several times i was in conversations amongst a group of people where the other parties had dumbfounded looks on their faces after some of the stupid-ass shit uberbottom would say. a final tidbit of trivia on the hierarchy of things and somewhat related backstory is the owner of the company specifically said to me that i was his first choice to be supervisor however my intentions were…quote: to come in to work, hang out for a few hours, go home, then collect my paycheck at the end of the week. a simplistic explanation for that reasoning is the continuity of my goals were not at that place of employ for multiple reasons…one of which is i have no desire to be an integral part of such an asshole-rodeo where the poor rider is perpetually skewered in the ass by the bull while the rodeo-clowns all stand around sucking each other off and are oblivious to the goings-on around them…other than maybe pissing, shitting, or perhaps launching some other bodily fluid in random directions when the urge magically strikes.
anyways…shortly after faggot had a conversation with uberbottom…myself and my coworker were continuing our protests of faggots behavior, the details of which i cant get too clear on without giving out too much info that would be PI related, but basically what was normal job-tasking was being undertaken with the slight modification to make it an inconvenience for faggot. coworker and myself were literally laughing about an action we had just undertaken when uberbottom comes over and makes one of his usual laughable attempts at playing beta…specifically taking a tone of voice i didnt approve of. this particular tone of voice is the norm for him when hes try-harding and the majority of the time i literally make a joke of some sort directed at him about it to clarify that my balls are, in fact, better developed than his. there were several times i told him to take a midol, or that he needs to give me more notice when hes on his period so i can call in sick so i
dont have to deal with his PMS but almost always in a humorous/sarcastic tone. even on the rare occasion that my response to him is aggressive he'll wander off to de-escalate the situation. (i never get into arguments that i cant win so im not the one needing to de-escalate.) for some reason unbeknownst to me…i dont know if i was in a bad mood…or what…but my immediate, un-thought-out (normally before i say something…anything… vocally to someone i play it in my head first before i actually say it, but this time i didnt) reply wasnt my normal tone but what is known in the military as 'command voice.' basically it is made in the diaphragm instead of the throat and deeper and louder than normal yelling. after about three or four of my comments to him, uberbottom squared off to me for about half a second giving me the impression his first instinct was to try something physical then his clarity-of-thought kicked in so he un-squared off and made some physical distance between us. (as i already mentioned…hes an uber-beta and in no delusion of grandeur anywhere near my physical capacity.) i added some 'retards', 'motherfuckers', and several other colorful aphorisms in there. i even used
a saying i use on small children when im disciplining them which is 'you did xxxxx when you should have done xxxx. you obviously dont realize how *colorful expletive* that is so you need to think long and hard about it.' uberbottom tried to
keep up but his replies were about as pathetic as the worst of what Bill Krozby would dribble out. i clearly pointed out how his position was wholly untenable based on his replies to my points, then when it was clear to him and everyone else his magazine was empty he eventually he made some sort of commentary in desperation about sending me home with my reply being along the lines of 'you know better than to try that BS with me mother fucker, ill take my shit and be out of here so fast your shit will spin.'…whereupon he said 'go home.' i continued to make commentary…still yelling…while i collected my stuffs, most important of which was my lunch because i was just about to eat. every other word i sent his way was an expletive. the exchange eventually degraded to the point of the entirety of his replies being 'go home' with mine telling him how retarded he was, pointing out that he was clueless, and calling him various derogatory names. there were quite a
few multi-syllable words of 'proper' terminology with expletives added…and several times i said 'youre an idiot' in a sarcastic tone.
the funny part was there were literally dozens of people around, ranging from bottom-tier scrub worker-bees to dress-clothes wearing high level management/supervisors and each and every one of them could clearly hear the exchange yet
they all continued their work while appearing as if they werent hearing a thing. faggot disappeared almost instantly after the verbal exchange started because i added him into the tirade and colorful-descriptives to support my position and point out the fallacy of uberbottoms statements.
this happened on wednesday at lunch. thursday i received my normal tasking however on friday i never received my tasking via the normal route of communications and there were no replies to my requests so i had the day off. (a good thing…i enjoyed the free time.) this isnt unusual considering it has happened several times previously and i thought nothing of it. earlier this evening a different 'supervisor'…and i use that term loosely…contacted me saying to pick up my 'final paycheck.'
more humor in that faggot not only cant tell me himself…but he cant give me my check, either. payday being friday but not being paid on friday has become the norm which is one of the many reasons i had no interest in staying in that job.
as a side note, on thursday one of the bystanders made a comment to me that he thought faggot fired me. i told him no…it was just a day off. more, more backstory, this individual dislikes faggot due to several attempts on the part of faggot
to play beta over him.
this is most assuredly not a cause for distress as now i dont have to quit myself and i have all the free time to myself that i need. my mood is thoroughly elevated and im going through various ideas on how to celebrate. im thinking about
getting a hooker, displaying one of Bill Krozby's pics on my phone, stuffing the phone up the hookers ass, then taking a pic that ill post in tribute to Bill Krozby-tard.
edit: fix't
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2018-01-29 at 7:33 PM UTC in Vodka or rum bottle WITHOUT a stopper?You'll want to use a stronger alcohol like Everclear.
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2018-01-28 at 6:05 AM UTC in Sucking my own dickcut it off and put it in your mouth, slut
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2018-01-27 at 11:34 PM UTC in Its Official...I work at...Ugly and beautiful people, don't discriminate.
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2018-01-27 at 11:33 PM UTC in Its Official...I work at...You should use their PI to blackmail them for nudes.
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2018-01-27 at 10:47 PM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devila gun, so I could kill myself and go to hell.
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2018-01-27 at 10:15 PM UTC in I've been "diagnosed" as a sociopath by so many people. :(Unless several of those people have degrees in psychology, I would expect them to know about as much about sociopathy as any rock you'd find by the side of the road. You're not a sociopath, you're far too weak to be one.
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2018-01-27 at 10:11 PM UTC in You are all sitting ducks frolicking about while the people in power plant out your genocide
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2018-01-27 at 1:39 AM UTC in Cosmicism
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ?
If you wrote this:
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I wrote it just now
Then how do you explain this?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I need something more foreboding, something that could just gobble up the sun and all the happiness and laughter and fun in our world, sickness, poverty, war and disease our the plight of our condition but I still some days try to walk down the street doing the gont walk, waving to the grit delivery guy, miss Windsor and her 5 cats that are very charmed to meet you.
I went to the store earlier and I was buying a topo chico and a lady around my age had a leg brace and a cane, I didn't think too much of it, but she paid for her tea and left out the door but she dropped her cane and she couldn't pick it up so I decided to open up the other door and grabbed it for her. I asked her what happened to her leg because I figured she'd tell me an amusing story about how she was riding on her scooter while on ghb or barred out because thats a very common leg breaker amoungst hipster girls in my hood. She told me she has multiple sclerosis, and I told her I hope you feel better soon. And I realized she will never feel better in that kind of way until she dies.
I didn't feel well about that at all because the thought of something happening to us randomly at any time is a potential threat, but maybe you can do well for yourself while embracing the fact that a part of you will always be alone. But at the same time its important to not lose your heart because thats the best part of you.
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2018-01-27 at 1:36 AM UTC in anyone ever withdrew from benzos?
Originally posted by mashlehash What do you think is causing the majority of withdrawal?
The etizolam was far worse for me than clonazepam, amnesia and other terrible side effects, but I'm not sure which caused the withdrawal because I used so much of both.
Originally posted by D4NG0 Aren't you a med student? Just wondering, how will you balance a…love for drugs or whatever with being a doctor? Seems like a profession where we wouldn't want any recreational usage going on.
I'm not a medical student, though I may apply one day if my stats are competitive enough. I probably wouldn't have time to do drugs if I were in medical school or a doctor, but if I did I'd keep it a closely guarded secret. -
2018-01-26 at 10:13 PM UTC in anyone ever withdrew from benzos?
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2018-01-26 at 6:12 PM UTC in CosmicismThat's not entirely true.
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2018-01-26 at 5:23 PM UTC in anyone ever withdrew from benzos?Yeah, I withdrew from clonazepam and etizolam. Had a couple seizures, wound up in the ER where some greedy chink doctors tried to suck me into their neuro network and put me on a bunch of anticonvulsants.
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2018-01-26 at 1:52 AM UTC in What's your favourite meat
Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's a joke, nowadays gay numales always try to collect weird affectations of "real men". Rare steaks is one of those things.
This, and beards are another thing. If you don't like beards, safety razors might work instead. Americans have a million ways to be a complete faggot.
