Karen, I wish you were a grape

1. 2018-03-07 at 5:20 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I would grow a whole vineyard, and I'd squeeze a barrel a day. I'd drink it all, Karen. I'd keep drinking you up until I collapsed into a revolting mess of a person, and then I'd drink you some more. Of all the produce you could have been, I'm most glad you were not a grape. Don't disappoint me, Karen. Don't give me a raisin to reconsider this thing we have.
2. 2018-03-07 at 5:28 AM UTC

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   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Who the fuck is Karen?
3. 2018-03-07 at 5:30 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   She represents a business that has contracted with Lanny to produce content for the forum in various romantic contexts.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Vizier
4. 2018-03-07 at 5:21 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I drank a lot last night, so I guess you could say I'm ready for a bloody Karen.
5. 2018-03-07 at 9:27 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   ban zanick
   
   
   
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6. 2018-03-07 at 11:35 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   
   
   
   
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7. 2018-03-08 at 12:06 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   You've managed to push the retarded thread to the second page. I don't think I've seen that happen before.