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2017-07-22 at 3:11 PM UTC in Vyvanse
Originally posted by infinityshock edit: add to that break list the chick sitting in a tub of hot water to soothe her ravaged orifices. totally not joking.
Cut to a skuzzy & grim motel bathroom about 15 miles out of Reno. Infinityshock looks lustfully at the large woman in the tiny rust stained tub, while he's giving himself a mental pat on the back for definitely getting his money's worth, he notices that there seems to be more woman in that tub than water.
She needs to soak though, her body needs to heal with warm water and epsom salts.....it aches.....the crook of her arms, from missing so much of her dope shots because it's too hard for her to find a vein.
...she was having so much trouble, "what's with this dope" she said to herself.
Oh, that tricky Infinity, he had played her good boy. Not only did he pay her in "heroin" but this "heroin" had been made the week before while he was living out of his car in the various Walmart parking lots.
As she continued to try to register her shot for her fix in the tub, he quietly packed his bags and left. All he could think of while driving away was, "She was pretty fat for a junkie."
EDIT: Made it better ... Just giving you a hard time bro, though you might like a story of hookers, drugs, and ripping people off,
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2017-07-22 at 2:59 PM UTC in Vyvanse
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2017-07-22 at 12:18 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List
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2017-07-22 at 9:26 AM UTC in hey so How long can a man live without
Originally posted by antinatalism there are some studies that suggest there might be a link between the frequency of ejaculation and prostate cancer, so it's a potential factor that could impact on a person's lifespan
Yes but you left our the most important part: ejaculating frequently or not frequently enough leads to prostate cancer?
Anybody who says too much is a beta loser that has to find girls on back page......if they say too little they probably aren't that interesting of a person and sex is really the only thing they have to offer.
They're is no in between, only vast extremes.
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2017-07-22 at 9:20 AM UTC in What would you do if you saw somebody urinating on some clothes at a store?
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2017-07-22 at 9:17 AM UTC in !!!!!!!!!!
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2017-07-22 at 9:10 AM UTC in Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today
Originally posted by Captain Falcon There is absolutely no reason to note that the car has 5 miles on it if it is in fact new; all it sounds like is "it's a briefly pre-owned car but it's basically like new, so might as well be new m i right?"
You don't need to have the car delivered to your house to make a zero-meter purchase.
You came in with a dumb ass insinuation that just revealed that you're poor. If you don't know something, then ask a question rather than proving that you're an idiot.
Learn to read, you meth-whore. I said that for anybody else who has bought a new car (obviously not you, since you haven't bought a new car) from a dealership. You already couldn't discredit me. That was never on the cards.
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2017-07-21 at 9:16 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
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2017-07-21 at 4:29 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
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2017-07-21 at 4:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Wonder how much your "boyfriend" pays to support you 🤔
Well, not that makes a difference in our relationship but currently I am the one with the better job and making more money, we split everything down the middle as far as bills and rent . I know it's hard for you to believe that seeing as you probably prey on emotionally weak and financially unstable women to date you -
2017-07-21 at 3:39 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
Originally posted by NARCassist i know, i was kidding. i would love to do a trip where i thought i'd died tho, that would be fucking awesome.
i shall investigate this avenue further.
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I knew kids in high school that ate I think it was...'moon seeds' and said that he saw him self die, like an outer body experience type of thing. He could have been full of shit but I had heard of other people having outer body experiences with " moon seeds" too. (Honestly, idk what they are, have you heard of them:?)
It's one thing to think you've died while your tripping, it's a whole other charade of mental illness for that Jenny girl who continued to believe for up to a year that she might be dead. -
2017-07-21 at 3:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Sorry, I don't want to turn into a disgusting whore like you.
Oh I totally get it bro, it's such a whorish thing to safely use drugs from my home with my boyfriend of 3 years. Even more whorish that my boyfriend and I will probably watch porn together for hours before having amazing sex with each other. Such a disgusting whore of a time that will be.
Edit: fixed a grammar error
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2017-07-21 at 3:02 PM UTC in Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today
Originally posted by Captain Falcon . And you might not feel like pouring everything into a thermos first.
Wow, that's pretty fucking lazy bro.
These warming and cooling capabilities in your cup holder seem interesting, I'll give you that...but necessary, meh. I guess it just seems a little unnecessary & over the top, ridiculous if you will.
Heated/cooling seats, now those are great innovations that will make a difference when you ride in your new car..... but the cupholder thing, meh....Hey, at least it's not as useless for the driver as those TV sets are. -
2017-07-21 at 2:48 PM UTC in Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today
Originally posted by Captain Falcon The fact that you had to mention it has 5 miles on it means it is not new. The previous owner (who probably returned it) took the plastic on. That's just an absolutely pathetic attempt at discrediting me. And it's also pathetic to call your pre-owned cars "new".
Try again, wench.
The car I purchased could have had five miles on it because of a couple of reasons, a previous test drive, maybe the salesman had to drive it from point A to B, idk and idc about five miles. In your country, does a five mile test drive really devalue a car so much that it is no longer considered new? Do you not get to test drive a vehicle before deciding on buying it? A test drive is a must before such a large and important purchase, also, it is inevitable to put miles on said car while test driving, resulting in many new vehicles having a few miles on them.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol, Kreepy has never bought a brand new car before.
You kind of sound like a very pompous snob. "Five miles on the 2017 car you just purchased? *scoffs* Peasant!" "Poor peasant Kreepy, doesn't even get her cars special delivered new to her house, she must be sooooo embarrassed."
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Also before another poorfag embarrasses themselves by commenting about how they've bought a car without plastic, this doesn't apply for buying something from a dealership; if you buy any car on order and have it delivered to your house, you will get it with plastic wrap on the interior. My Land Cruiser is an import and they plastic wrap the interiors of these too.
Well now, see, you could have just said that from the get-go. New car delivered to your house rather than bought at a dealership explains unfamiliar plastic wrap, that's all you had to say. Don't have to get all hoity toity about it.
Also, I don't feel embarrassed by asking about the plastic wrap, I don't feel that I'm in the minority when I say I've never seen that before and it made me curious. Also, I wasn't trying to 'discredit' you,. Obviously you don't work at a carwash and obviously the plastic wasn't there to keep your mud hands off the new interior. I wasn't so much as trying to discredit you with these statements as I was poking for a reaction, which I got one. -
2017-07-21 at 2:11 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
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2017-07-21 at 1:50 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org“I had no more future. I did not see how I could escape my cocaine dependence. I was lost. I was ‘exploding’ and unable to stop myself from continuing to seriously abuse cocaine. I had hallucinations that animals were crawling under my skin. I felt them each time I shot up and scraped myself with the point of my syringe until I started bleeding in order to make them leave. I was once bleeding so heavily from this I had to be taken to the hospital.”Susan
Classic Susan
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2017-07-21 at 12:22 PM UTC in this forum is not nearly as fun sober as it is while on drugs
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2017-07-21 at 12:08 PM UTC in Which poster do you hate the most?
Originally posted by Dargo Tops?
I hate Bill Krozby, Scrawny, greenplastic..etc
Why greenplastic? I think he's actually one of the better posters on this site, he is very intelligent with lots of types of drugs it seems & I respect that.
Gosh, who do I hate? hmm....I mean, Captain Falcon is super lame but I wouldn't say that I hate him. Back almost a year ago Cronaldo was much more interesting poster, actual crazy meth stories and now it's just a bunch of nonsense garbage posting. Also, Sploo. Not sure if I hate him but annoyed by him and his posts is a better description, I can only handle so much crazy.
And then there's infiinityshock, now, nothing personal but it's just so predictable with the pervert posts. I don't hate him either but this act gets so old & is so predictable, I think he should branch out and try posting something that doesn't involve "send nudes" or "nigger bitch faggot" -
2017-07-21 at 11:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-21 at 10:46 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
