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2016-09-01 at 12:22 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionToday is a sad day...I just heard that the DEA plans on making Crouton a SCHEDULE 1 drug. SCHEDULE ONE??! WTF. Meth is schedule 2, or is it 3? Well, whatever it is, just like marijuana is schedule 1 (I'm almost positive, right?) they are trying to do the same to Crouton. :( . I read the document written up by the DEA agent on the "dangers of Crouton"and how it's a "public safety issue"that they handle this "poisonous and dangerous drug" ASAP. I knew that kraom was illegal in a couple of states, just 3 or 4 but I have being keeping up with news on it and in my state there was no legislature or any talk of trying to ban it. BUT NOW, the stupid retards at at the DEA have filed an intent to make this wondrous drug a schedule 1 substance. I stocked the fuck up today. I don't think I have been this angry and sad at the same time since .... shit, since I don't know when.
Anybody else have an opinion on this intent filed by the DEA? -
2016-08-18 at 1:54 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
I also really like the taste nowadays. Toss and wash? Pffft… I masturbated one time doing that because I breathed in with the powder still in my mouth. It was a deep "Ok, let's do this, breath take". Oh shit, hahaha.
Here's my method. Take two spoons of some marmalade (possible not your favorite because your brain will remember the Crouton high and associate it with the taste and one day you'll eat your favorite without Crouton and something will be missing and you'll be disappointed.) and some lime juice and mix that with your Crouton in a whiskey glass and then you gulp that shit down.
God, I know, toss and wash is the WORST but damn if I don't love me some Crouton. It helps so much with energy, mood, and especially if I'm coming off a binge, I don't know what I'd do without it. I need to get some ginger candies because my stomach hurts and I feel slightly nauseous immediately after tossing and washing (usually between 6-9 grams). Oh man, throwing that shit up sucks too cuz not only is at gross af , but then you gotta redose and drink that nasty shit all over again. Chocolate milk or soda or juice is a good chaser, anything, I must have some sort of chaser. I read on erowid this recipe for taking Crouton mix it with soda or something like that and take it ina shot glass. Your marmalade idea is intriguing but I must admit at first I was confused cuz when I read "marmalade" I thought of margarine for some reason, (got them mixed up ya kno) and i was like "fucking gross, that shit's basically butter) but marmalade makes much more sense. -
2016-08-18 at 2:57 AM UTC in No pulp is for pussiespulp is gross as fuck , i don't what that shit in my juice .
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2016-08-18 at 1:44 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
eat half on an empty stomach and give me half ;)
Lol, the Crouton or the adderall? -
2016-08-17 at 8:55 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2016-08-17 at 8:51 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editiongod fucking dammit. I spent forever writing this fucking post only so I could accidentally close the tab and lose everything. oh well, main gist of it was
a) what is ur fave way to take adderall? imo eating used to b best, tonight I have only snorted, and shooting takes too much time to enhancement correctly (for IR) and is not really worth it imo.
b0 alcohol adderall, or weed and adderall, or niether? experiences, just something for the comedown or do u enjoy mixing substances during the comeup/peak?
c) Crouton. i have been taking Crouton daily now with A+ to meh C- results. What is a good Crouton site? and strand? I noticed white and green boreno are amazzzing but I have had some other strands, quite a few actually that just were like garbage, totally not worth the gross toss n wash method that comes along with taking Crouton....seems like every batch used to be good but now it's like 1 out of 3 chance that the Crouton I buy is Great vs. Garbage. feedback and experiences plz. -
2016-07-21 at 12:34 PM UTC in Artistic nudes
it's an australian/british thing. have you ever heard the bogan or westie accent?
LOL, well, What was he waiting for ? and what do you mean when you say "westie?" At first I thought you might be referring to an American girl. But then I read the sentence where she actually speaks and I can see a different accent other than American by the type of language that is used.
true story: friend of a friend gets fuckin hammered, goes home with some really rough-looking westie girl. gets invited inside, sitting on the couch waiting for coffee to boil, she says,
"well, what are ya waiting for? just chuck it in, aye!" -
2016-07-21 at 12:31 PM UTC in Artistic nudes
Why do you only post in sex topics and talk about small dicks all the time? What's up with that?
That's not true! Why, just the other day I was talking about drowning small children. -
2016-07-21 at 12:16 PM UTC in I was feeling so good about myself, but now I'm depressed as fuck.
Typical slut. I've met many of those types. One of them tried scheduling me and another guy on the same day, so I stood her up. You should arrange the date in a place far away and do the same. Just make sure you take a selfie of yourself in the car in case she asks for a pic to make sure you're on your way there. And if she asks why travel so far, just say "I've always wanted to go to this place, but had no one to go with". Once she's there, keep telling her that traffic is a bitch and try to keep her waiting for at least an hour for teh lulz. Also inform the fat nerd about her sluttiness just in case he has any standards. You never know.
To be fair, a woman who goes on date with someone one night, then another guy another night, if no sexual escapades take place on either occasion, then I don't believe it is justified to deem the woman in question a "slut". However, in your case, the planning 2 dates on same day, that girl sounds like a slut. In fact a slut and a bitch, because that is so rude. I'm sorry you had to deal with a woman so stuck up her own ass that she can't even pick a different day of the week to screw a different guy. I guess she's on some special diet plan where she needs at least 2 dicks a day to keep the dr. away. -
2016-07-21 at 12:06 PM UTC in I was feeling so good about myself, but now I'm depressed as fuck.
I'm not going on the date now. I need to make her feel as bad as me.
What is a reason to cancel the date that will make her feel bad?
First of all, how did you find out about the other date she had with this fat, bald man, who's probably gonna fuck the girl you like? Are you internet spying? Talking to her friends? Either way seems weird that you know about it unless she told you which is rude imo. Some people may look at it as her being honest but if you guys are only going on your first date then I see no reason why she had to tell you about her other date plans with apparently gross men. kind of an asshole move on her part. (that's if she told you).
Your reaction seems quite childish tbh. You caring so much about a girl that you haven't even been on one date with is bizarre to me. I guess some people catch feelings faster than others though.
If you want to make her feel bad make her find out in a way with out directly telling her that you think she's either fat or ugly, or something really vulgar. Or tell fat guy who is bald she has herpes.
But really looking back at the situation I don't see why you are so mad....at least with that other guy's story, the bitch had planned the dates on same day, that's rude and disrespectful imo. But this girl, just seemed like she went on another date at some point, you guys aren't bf and gf, so I guess I just don't see what the big deal is. You probably should have gone on the date and tried to woo her cuz she might have just gone out with fat guy for A) felt bad for him B ) she actually didn't and somebody lied to you C ) they're just friends, at least in her eyes D) He asked her and she's not a total asshole and thought she'd give this a guy a chance, if he was polite, kind, maybe even funny then why do looks matter so much? Oh yeah, or maybe he's rich -
2016-07-21 at 11:59 AM UTC in Artistic nudesSlam pig is pretty offensive, I think it is a good and refreshing insult but it also sounds a lil lame.
Sausage wallet made me lol. I never heard that before. -
2016-07-19 at 3:52 PM UTC in I love starting fights with people on the internet.
^a lot of women are weary about handsome guys, believe it or not.
You just think that because you can't come to grips with the the real reason that women constantly avoid you. So in your own egotistical little head you came to the conclusion, "oh, must be because I'm too handsome." -
2016-07-18 at 4:42 PM UTC in I love starting fights with people on the internet.You should troll the black lives matter subreddit. It would be much lolz.
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2016-07-18 at 4:40 PM UTC in Kreepykay: dead
Are you really cross-eyed?
Not cross eyed but I have a feeling that my ears might be crooked. I was trying on sunglasses with a friend one day, "Oh, put those back Kreepy, they must be broken, they're all crooked" After the 4th or 5th "broken" pair of sunglasses I came to the realization and acceptance that my ears might be a lil crooked. And although not cross eyed, my vision has deteriorated over the last 2 years and I now where glasses to help me see. -
2016-07-18 at 4:37 PM UTC in Artistic nudes
How about cunt?
Although it is one of those classic insults that almost 100% of the time can guarantee some sort of reaction from the person being called a "cunt" the full effect is more potent when it is used irl. I feel as if it looses it's special "bite" when said via online and doesn't seem as offensive. Also, not very original and very cliché imo. It's 2016 I'm sure there are plenty of new and not overused derogatory terms for women that would be better suited.
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2016-07-18 at 3:06 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Have you ever considered that you're just BORING and that nobody wants to read your well-sourced, random topic drivel? I don't come here to read your blog. I come here to shit post.
lol, his post do have a sort of vibe of self advocacy that is soaked in a high percentage of arrogance. I don't think that his information is false or "boring"per say but I'd be lying if I said I have read more than like 3 posts of his in their entirety. It's not you Malice, It's just that like §m£ÂgØL said, I come here for laughs and time killing banter between strangers, not to engorge an encyclopedia's wroth amount of information that's main topic is probably something I have never heard of. Plus, Come to think of of, I always just assume you know what you're talking about and have never question your information posted here on various topics. But seeing that you were so far off base regarding what you said in the visitor message on my profile about my boyfriend and I have come to the conclusion that perhaps many of your other posts are also lies based on 4 hand gossip that nobody has questioned you about because nobody bothers reading through the entirety of any of your posts.... -
2016-07-18 at 2:51 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
I fucking hate people who have kids and then continue with their addictions to the detriment of their child.
That's why I drowned my kid in my sister's pool..
HAH just kidding,
That's not how I killed them.
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2016-07-18 at 2:47 PM UTC in Kreepykay: dead
post pics or cross-eyed, hunchbacked, obese psoriasis victim with halitosis and a case of terminal jock itch.
I had do a google image search on psoriasis because I never heard of it. and yep, definitely have that. Pretty much all over. Whole body is just one big patch of psoriasis -
2016-07-18 at 2:43 PM UTC in Artistic nudesand people call me an attention whore. inb4 "but you are an attention whore you dumb *insert derogatory slur towards female* .
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2016-07-17 at 8:01 PM UTC in Kreepykay: dead
He was trying to disappear, got mega paranoid. The last I heard from him, he was in a hotel and refused to cam up, telling us some confusing bullshit about the government being after him. He didn't do any drugs, didn't seem like a criminal. I wonder whose panties he bloodied. I don't think he's dead though, I think it was part of his disappearing act from this community.
He was trying to disappear, got mega paranoid. The last I heard from him, he was in a hotel and refused to cam up, telling us some confusing bullshit about the government being after him. He didn't do any drugs, didn't seem like a criminal. I wonder whose panties he bloodied. I don't think he's dead though, I think it was part of his disappearing act from this community.
Hmm...Maybe he just didn't want to be contacted by anyone from this site after he decided to leave the community; Maybe he was egotistical enough to think that if he left people would go ut of their way to try to locate him. Idk, just weird that he posted about killing himself then his "brother"logged on to his account and posted here to let us know. Realistically I don't see somebody's brother caring enough about this forum or the people on it to sign in and let us all know the tragic thing that had happened. It seemed quite faked, although if it did happen I will be feel bad, but didn't a couple of other users do the same thing? Pretended to be dead then logged on as a friend/family member to verify the death. Months later PWP shows up on tinychat...
