Yeah, same with TC. I go to get a chaser for my booze and come back to an mash chair and a sleeping panny :/
Why do you have to have the female's body though? You could just take pictures of yourself from the neck up, and then jack off over them till you cum on the picture and post that shit on xvideos.
2017-08-06 at 5:29 AM UTC
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Where the fuck is Reject?
ahh reject, definitely in my top 5 favorite people that post here. I wish he would post more, I remember when I used to get on NIS about a year ago he posted a lot more, now I rarely seem him even in TRT.
How is this even a question? OF COURSE I would rather be a Stupid shit face.
I Fucking hate fuckasses.
Have you ever found drugs randomly? Or received an amazing deal on drugs, gotten super lucky with getting away from the police, or from a crazy crackhead? What stories do you have where Junkie Jesus was looking out for you and your own. I'll go first.
I received the unicorn of randomly found drugs. I can't believe that stupid burner dropped it without realizing it. Maybe he left it on purpose as a gift? NAW,I doubt it because if I hadn't of spotted it one of the chinky bus boys I worked with would have just trashed it.
Oh yeah, what I found? Oh nothing much, just a little pink plastic case. Oh yeah and inside was 5 hits of acid, geltabs. Actual geltabs not just saying that like some people do to make it sound like better drugs than it actually is. That was the first and only time I've ever had geltabs. Majority of times I'd done acid in the past it was liquid, I'd have the dealer just drop the liquid on my tongue from his vile. INB4 perverted double entendre
The restaurant I was working at the time was a hot spot for people on their way and/or coming back from burning man. It had been left on the floor under one of the tables over night. I had worked the night before and came in the next the next morning to open. "Stupid lazy busboy,." I thought. That shit has been here all night, "He didn't even sweep!"
I picked it up, before tossing it I decided to open it, expecting it to be empty but secretly hoping it would contain something like a couple of xanax or percocets. Instead, low and behold, there was 5 geltabs. Great acid too, I usually need 2 or 3 hits of acid when I trip but I only needed one and got 3 trips out of this find, I gave my bf the other two. That is the only time I have ever found drugs in my life.
Share your own Junkie Jesus story. But it doesn't count if you lose something or your friend loses something and THEN you find it. I'm talking about straight up delivery, signed sealed, and delivered to you from Junkie Jesus. Or a situation where you were so lucky or given such a huge break it's as if you had drank a full bottle of Felix Felicis
I IV'd 5-MeO-MIPT once. The only time I've ever done it. It felt uncomfortably tense, at least in the beginning for a few minutes??. I think it was just a couple of minutes. It was about a year ago and I had recently quit H and I don't remember much about the night at all. Not saying I blacked out, just saying it wasn't very memorable. To be fair, I'm pretty sure it was a really small dose, one of the reasons I chose to IV it. The first time I did shrooms and the first time I did acid are very fond in my memory but the night I IV'd 5-Meo-MIPT wasn't as special. I would do it again but next time I'd make sure I had larger amount.
It's hard for me to say that I would really go out of my way to do it again though, I'd much rather get acid and a bunch of nitrous and play in the snow. Last couple of times I did acid it had been snowing and it was so beautiful.
Fuck I wanna do acid super bad now.
2017-08-06 at 3:12 AM UTC
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making the pussy purr
Every girl is different when it comes to what turns her on & especially what makes her cum. A woman can be turned on and enjoying herself entirely without having an orgasm. I guess a good way to put it is, not every great sex encounter results in a female orgasm but all female orgasms are the result of a great sexual encounter.
I guess some easy and quick tips are:
1) Confidence, submissive and naive aren't exactly turn ons for most females. You can be gentle and slow but don't be awkward and insecure.
2) Spontaneous acts In the middle of sex, If it's nothing too crazy (like surprise anal)! Little taboo moves that you just go for without asking. Lightly choking, (the second guy I ever had sex with all of a sudden choked me a bit, not like psycho killer style but light and firm). It took me by surprise but I liked how he just went for it. LOL, I had a hookup one time where a guy was giving me oral and then surprised me with a rim job. Not gonna lie, I didn't stop him. I've never given a rim job myself, blowjobs is a necessity when keeping a man but I never desired or felt the need to lick an asshole. Basically, do something slightly out of yours and hers norm spontaneously.
3) Be good at oral, I wish I could be more descriptive but trust me, if she's not spazzing out like the exorcist, it's not as good as it could be. Nothing is more boring than boring oral. I guess one tip would be to genuinely enjoy doing it. Oral sex is a great because it shows that you care about the other person getting off, not just yourself.
4) Don't be an idiot and ignore the clit, also, fuck like a man, not jackhammer stuck on repeat mode. I have lost count of the times I have heard girls complain about guys they fucked who just pounded them like a "jackhammer" or a "jack rabbit" . Maybe for a small amount of the time that shit is okay, like at the end when you're just trying to finish but I haven't met a single girl that said she enjoys that style of sex and I've heard countless stories where they were disappointed and/or frustrated with a guy who fucked like that.
Same for fingering/for play, you don't just jam your fingers in there as fast as you can over and over again, that's not what mostgirls enjoy. I say most because there might be a small percentage that do.
5) I would say my final tip to making a girl cum (if this was how to turn a girl on or just be a good lay, there would be lots more to talk about) but we're just talking about making her finish. I notice that it's usually doing a couple things at the same time that push me over the edge into having an orgasm. Do stuff to her with your hands while you're penetrating her: Twist the nipples (in a sexy way not a purple nurple way, rub the clit, lightly choke (or maybe not so lightly, some girls like it rougher than others. I personally think if I'm being choked too hard it's a turn off and a little ridiculous, to each their own though). Use a small toy in her ass and fuck her pussy with you dick. Use something sexy like a black ribbon instead of cliche handcuffs.
TLD;R Confidence is key, be a man not a pussy. If she's not a dyke she doesn't want to fuck a pussy. You're a man not a jackhammer. You have hands, use them.
Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-06T05:38:26.859024+00:00
