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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I'm told G and ending Ds are usually silent in Gaelic?

    I'm told a G is giving your girl the D
    And trust me when i say not silently, homie
    Don't fuss me when i say i'm inside of her, phony
    I'll bust slugs, filming cum shots, don't even try to call the po-lice


    Sorry, the spirit of da skreetz possessed me for a second.
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka I forgot what it’s called but some Buddhist monks would be buried alive underground in a box to mummify themselves.

    He mentioned 'sokushinbutsu' in the post.
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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka bhfuil is meant to sound like will, I don't get it.

    I don't know this at all so don't come for me Phd level Irish speakers. But i think the 'bhfu' part is trying to a convey a "whe" sound. As in wheel. The B isn't a hard consonant. So it's barely pronounced. IDK, words are old and they can change over time, and roman letter aren't native to Ireland. But there has been an attempt somewhere down the line to convey the "whe" or "wi" sound without using a W.
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  4. Ive been grey since i was 17. Doesnt really mean anything
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  5. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Originally posted by Kafka I remember being part of some elaborate prank as a child, don't really know what was going on, think it was to get someone driving past. I was on the road with a tire and vest can't remember

    My sisters boyfriend put on mechanic coveralls and pulled a stocking over his head and jumped out from behind a door trying to scare me one night when my dad wasn’t home.

    It definitely worked. I screamed and would have stabbed him if I had a knife.

    Of course they thought it was hysterical.

    I wasn’t laughing
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  6. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I woke up in a Soho doorway
    A policeman knew my name
    He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
    If you can get up and walk away"

    I staggered back to the underground
    And the breeze blew back my hair
    I remember throwing punches around
    And preaching from my chair

    Well, who are you?
    I really want to know
    Tell me who are you?
    Because I really want to know

    I took the Tube back out of town
    Back to the Rolling Pin
    I felt a little like a dying clown
    With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

    I stretched back and I hiccupped
    And looked back on my busy day
    Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
    God, there's got to be another way

    Well, who are you?
    Oh, who are you?
    Come on tell me who are you?
    Oh, who the fuck are you?

    There's a place where I know you walked
    The love falls from the trees
    My heart is like a broken cup
    I only feel right on my knees
    I spill out like a sewer hole
    Yet still receive your kiss
    How can I measure up to anyone new
    After such a love as this
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  7. I woke up in a Soho doorway
    A policeman knew my name
    He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
    If you can get up and walk away"

    I staggered back to the underground
    And the breeze blew back my hair
    I remember throwing punches around
    And preaching from my chair

    Well, who are you?
    I really want to know
    Tell me who are you?
    Because I really want to know

    I took the Tube back out of town
    Back to the Rolling Pin
    I felt a little like a dying clown
    With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

    I stretched back and I hiccupped
    And looked back on my busy day
    Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
    God, there's got to be another way

    Well, who are you?
    Oh, who are you?
    Come on tell me who are you?
    Oh, who the fuck are you?
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka She sounds like she doesn’t get any dick


    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ok but at least when I do I don’t cry after.

    This made me laugh pretty hard. Good dick should make you cry tho
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  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Oh he was foreign, had a weird tan not my type

    i suppose saying someone's from london is the same as saying they're foreign lmao
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Ok he’s actually okay, just a very anxious person that rambles a lot. I wanna go home soon tho not sure what to say

    Ask him how much he makes
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  12. I dreamt that I was at an adventure centre in a massive ancient forest and everyone wanted to do a ride which was like paragliding except with a big gondola.
    Like this, instead of a buggy it had a big boat thing that carried about 10 people. That ride was always booked up and very hard to get on. The adventure centre was up in the the trees and really nice and there were loads of people sitting around at tables eating and drinking. I was talking to some.

    Then I decided to go home and I decided I'd use my personal paraglider to go home since that was how I got there. But I was too lazy to climb up to a hill to catch a good breeze so tried to take off beside a brine lake with loads of salt accumulating on shore. There were loads of people around scuba diving, snorkeling, horse riding, playing sports, etc. I couldn't catch enough wind to take off, then kept getting my paragliding parachute caught in power lines, in trees, etc.

    I have no idea why I started to dream about paragliders.
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  13. Originally posted by Kafka I’m never eating chicken again

    I just ordered Chicken Tikka Marsala and Chicken Biryani for pickup at 6pm.
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  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This paki guy im working with Is sooooooo annoying he's trying to like boss me around and micro manage me like DO NOT GRAB PALLET FROM HERE GRAB FROM OVER THERE and then a manager comes by and says what's with all these pallets why are you only grabbing those ones over there

    I swear to god I'm surrounded by retards

    birds of a retardation,

    have the same occupation.
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  15. https://www.amazon.com/Schylling-CTK-Classic-Tin-Kaleidoscope/dp/B000ELSZW0?th=1
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole


    It's here!
    It's here!

    Frikn freaky Friyahhh is here!


    Ayye!🥰
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to roll up and use my foot jacuzzi ❤️
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  18. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    There are more females here than you know 🥸

    It’s not just the “incels & weirdo’s” that keep them in the shadows…. the arrogant assholes definitely deserve their fair share of credit for that.
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  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You support race mixing so your opinions on anything regarding the good of or future of the white man is null and void
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just put out an APB on me ... God I hope I find me soon..

    Come home !
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