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2022-06-08 at 9:25 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I'm told G and ending Ds are usually silent in Gaelic?
I'm told a G is giving your girl the D
And trust me when i say not silently, homie
Don't fuss me when i say i'm inside of her, phony
I'll bust slugs, filming cum shots, don't even try to call the po-lice
Sorry, the spirit of da skreetz possessed me for a second. -
2022-06-08 at 5:57 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-06-08 at 5:25 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka bhfuil is meant to sound like will, I don't get it.
I don't know this at all so don't come for me Phd level Irish speakers. But i think the 'bhfu' part is trying to a convey a "whe" sound. As in wheel. The B isn't a hard consonant. So it's barely pronounced. IDK, words are old and they can change over time, and roman letter aren't native to Ireland. But there has been an attempt somewhere down the line to convey the "whe" or "wi" sound without using a W. -
2022-05-30 at 4:28 AM UTC in red flagIve been grey since i was 17. Doesnt really mean anything
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2022-05-30 at 12:50 AM UTC in Who are you, John Nigger? (Inventor of Niggers)
Originally posted by Kafka I remember being part of some elaborate prank as a child, don't really know what was going on, think it was to get someone driving past. I was on the road with a tire and vest can't remember
My sisters boyfriend put on mechanic coveralls and pulled a stocking over his head and jumped out from behind a door trying to scare me one night when my dad wasn’t home.
It definitely worked. I screamed and would have stabbed him if I had a knife.
Of course they thought it was hysterical.
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2022-05-30 at 12:13 AM UTC in My Memoirs
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwing punches around
And preaching from my chair
Well, who are you?
I really want to know
Tell me who are you?
Because I really want to know
I took the Tube back out of town
Back to the Rolling Pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin
I stretched back and I hiccupped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
God, there's got to be another way
Well, who are you?
Oh, who are you?
Come on tell me who are you?
Oh, who the fuck are you?
There's a place where I know you walked
The love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees
I spill out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone new
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2022-05-29 at 9:55 PM UTC in My MemoirsI woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwing punches around
And preaching from my chair
Well, who are you?
I really want to know
Tell me who are you?
Because I really want to know
I took the Tube back out of town
Back to the Rolling Pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin
I stretched back and I hiccupped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
God, there's got to be another way
Well, who are you?
Oh, who are you?
Come on tell me who are you?
Oh, who the fuck are you? -
2022-05-29 at 2:46 AM UTC in monkeypox symptoms usually go in this order ( NIS health questionaire extrordinaire extreme edition )
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2022-05-28 at 9:40 PM UTC in My Memoirs
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2022-05-28 at 7:34 PM UTC in red flag
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2022-05-28 at 5:51 PM UTC in red flag
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2022-05-28 at 11:03 AM UTC in wut did u dream about last nightI dreamt that I was at an adventure centre in a massive ancient forest and everyone wanted to do a ride which was like paragliding except with a big gondola.
Like this, instead of a buggy it had a big boat thing that carried about 10 people. That ride was always booked up and very hard to get on. The adventure centre was up in the the trees and really nice and there were loads of people sitting around at tables eating and drinking. I was talking to some.
Then I decided to go home and I decided I'd use my personal paraglider to go home since that was how I got there. But I was too lazy to climb up to a hill to catch a good breeze so tried to take off beside a brine lake with loads of salt accumulating on shore. There were loads of people around scuba diving, snorkeling, horse riding, playing sports, etc. I couldn't catch enough wind to take off, then kept getting my paragliding parachute caught in power lines, in trees, etc.
I have no idea why I started to dream about paragliders. -
2022-05-27 at 9:43 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2022-05-27 at 3:19 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This paki guy im working with Is sooooooo annoying he's trying to like boss me around and micro manage me like DO NOT GRAB PALLET FROM HERE GRAB FROM OVER THERE and then a manager comes by and says what's with all these pallets why are you only grabbing those ones over there
I swear to god I'm surrounded by retards
birds of a retardation,
have the same occupation. -
2022-05-27 at 2:29 PM UTC in Podcast Topics
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2022-05-27 at 6:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
It's here!
It's here!
Frikn freaky Friyahhh is here!
Ayye!🥰 -
2022-05-26 at 4:27 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAbout to roll up and use my foot jacuzzi ❤️
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2022-05-25 at 1:47 PM UTC in This forum needs more femalesThere are more females here than you know 🥸
It’s not just the “incels & weirdo’s” that keep them in the shadows…. the arrogant assholes definitely deserve their fair share of credit for that. -
2022-05-25 at 12:35 PM UTC in Just wanted to write a little essay about why I'm happy to be White/Caucasian/EuropeanYou support race mixing so your opinions on anything regarding the good of or future of the white man is null and void
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2022-05-25 at 5:19 AM UTC in NiS missing membersJust put out an APB on me ... God I hope I find me soon..
Come home !