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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

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  2. frala Avant garde shartist
    Do you feel like you don’t deserve to be happy?
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  3. smokemon Houston
    GIT HAPPY'D



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  4. Haxxor Space Nigga
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka I don’t get that, do children even have personalities or do you just mean issues affecting them later in life? I thought I didn’t start forming mine until I was 13, especially humour. Do you mean your beliefs?

    I’m confused now.

    I mean more of our subconscious personality.
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  6. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  7. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.

    Alright, simp story time boys.

    So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.

    And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.

    And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.

    The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.

    The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.

    I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."

    He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.
    Lol I was joking bud.

    & Dannnnggg Daniel couldn’t give even one fuck off kindly before going to police. 😂 🐙
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  9. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Get a gallon of pcp.


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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah you should have a character named Poncheaux that lives alone in the sewer systems when he isn't working 90 hours a week down at the hatchery, of which he donates away his entire paycheck for the betterment of others while sacrifice his own well-being and surviving off the bare essentials.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A bunch of folks that go around suturing others in a suture clan led by none other than futureman. And they give you a free egg 🥚
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  12. WellHung Black Hole
    shut up, dweeb.
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  13. cigreting Dark Matter
    the bars there look fucking gay
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    It's literally been 10 yrs...

    The lies and weirdness...over 100 profiles blocked on Dh....

    And 100000 threads here...when does it end ..get out that motel and live ....
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  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Do guys really have girls they fuck just for comfort not because they’re really into them?

    It was more a statement on how much (some) guys care about what other men think. Like, they'd not be seen with some fat speccy frump like thelma even though they actually like and lust her more. Most men are stupid.
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  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Robocop, Jumanji, Forest Gump
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  18. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    another three:

    Lone Survivor
    The Croods
    Shawshank Redemption
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  19. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Braveheart
    Hard Candy
    Reservoir Dogs
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  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Deliverance
    Hill have eyes
    Casualties of war


    Basically anything that has rape in it.
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