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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein True giggles come from the soul…you just receive it …like the Holy Ghost …

    True Giggles come from Mono Mini Shows and is a pink chipmunk

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  2. Yay
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    The tornado i recently seen.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka In my element


    I don't know why but I feel like that guy on the right holding the food and staring directly at your camera might be some type of a bad raper man.
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson the man who put it in my hood is halfway there…all he has to do is learn to play the violin.

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  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk what to do if I'm allergic to B12 but have a deficiency in it.

    You may only be allergic to the glue. I had to be on fentanyl patches back when docs gave out opiates like candy. I’d have a square of red, raised, itchy skin when I took it off. This may sound crazy, but he prescribed me an inhaler. They have steroids in them. I sprayed it where I was gonna put the patch, let it dry and I was good to go.
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley ill be honest, i have a small crush on kafka. I typically hold this towards one member of our community at a time, kinda like how some of you fixate on a hated favorite, but the opposite, sober I'm quite friendly, jovial and would be happy to talk at length on the phone with most of you (not wellhung who has the mind of a child and plays with poop).

    The list of my crushes is as long as it is varied.

    AverageJane #1 Her and I still talk about once a year, she has a new fiance and is raising her kid and happy in michigan.

    HTS #3 No longer felt attracted once I saw how she was just getting fatter and older and gave up on being a woman so she looks like a eunuch mixed with Chrischan (no offense)

    And now Kafka #4. Not sure why, just kinda feel how I feel.

    #3 I will allow to remain a mystery mostly because I don't remember what that fat hispanic guy who cross dressed and played with weapons on his dad's coffee plantation in central america's name was. He was really cool to talk to once I understood he had a sophisticated knowledge of advanced (what I consider to be advanced) military weapons that he was able to purchase with his daddy's money from the military contractors in Argentina or Bolivia or some shit. Wasn't sexually attracted to a fat guy though, only emotionally and intellectually attatched.

    Then of course there was Sophie who I thought was a man who dressed up as a girl and kinda acts like one, but then he kinda gave me the creeps and I found out he was a weirdo pedophile genius and not a man who pretends to be a girl and lost all interest when I found out he didn't wanna get dicked down.

    Can't help how you feel folks, I'm a creep but I'm honest with you all about how I feel.

    That being said, Kafka I would love to start fresh but since you dont' want to I'll probably shit talk you in the future, but know I shit talk you out of the pain of rejection.

    That being said I feel like i'm a lot nicer of a person when I'm not drinking and would love to be your friend because you are a beautiful person even if you're not all there and have to go to Lidl with a chaperone.

    I'd be your chaperone but you'd end up getting a lot more anal sex, choked and bitten than I think you realize.

    So i give it some time and prayer and eventually someone will love me for who I am and accept my needs hesitantly. Cuz if you're like choke me, hold my throat, while you pull up and sodomize me, i wouldn't be interested, the nervousness gets me off.

    yeah that's what every woman wants an out gay man that will cheat on them at the local bathhouse and come home high on meth covered in AIDS cum
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  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ

    ok but what's the significance of the "prith" part is that the demon's name
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  9. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If I knew the difference between "American names" and "non American" names I think I would kill myself.

    I am so brain washed and don't care about anything that someone named Garblejit sounds "north american enough" to me, I'd call him BAR yo BAR wat up BAR

    Brits n celts won't say Dave, they say David. They won't say Thom or Tom but Thomas unless you're good friends and it's informal. They have names like Ian and Richard and Harold. Like Spanish they don't randomly use informal names publicly until they're aquatinted.

    . You have to really know a person to say informal, and women in the UK usually used formal out of respect. Or she herself would look unrefined.

    Only in private can she use informal however Brits are big on pet names

    And remember, this is more older Brit of Welch or Scot-Irish or English Bloodline, not the people of India (though many have adopted this). Not sure about all the other new Brits.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok I'll appease you.

    No, I obviously am not offended by the word NIGGER of which I have read on this site no less than 4,200 times.

    It's one of the few sites in existence where you can pretty much say anything under the sun without getting banned and that's why I like it here, despite the fact that I personally don't feel the need to say NIGGER myself because.. I don't know I just don't. It doesn't make me feel edgy or cool or really do anything for me to say it.

    Now with you, I can only assume that when you say it it gives you some type of physiological reward in your brain, whether it feels taboo and you're "getting away with it" or it's something else. It's just kinda boring to be honest. I guess that's it. It's boring and one of the most effortless ways of trying to incite responses from others.

    Maybe I'm used to you when you first got here and seemed much more creative with your rhymes and threads and this and that but it's gotten very stale at this point, is all.

    So, to answer your question, I am not offended whatsoever by it especially when you say it lol as you've run it into the ground so hard it's utterly meaningless.

    Any other questions?
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I always have a hard time finishing books, but maybe posting will help


    finished 'Alchemy and Mysticism' from the Hermetic Museum, but that's mostly an art book that tries to explain the symbolism. on a similar topic I read 'The Medieval Manichee' by Steven Runciman, which is a deep dive into Christian gnosticism and the prominent heretical cults (which were largely intertwined with the Alchemical tradition), and a couple of the original texts from the Nag Hammadi cache.


    right now I'm reading Behold a Pale Horse, which is a pretty schizophrenic catalogue of conspiracy theories, some more plausible than others. it was the source of a lot of the storylines in the X-Files
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  13. Originally posted by Kafka My eyebrow appointment was cancelled without them letting me know and I didn't want to go anywhere with him when my eyebrows were like that.

    There’s nothing like bushed eyebrows to ruin everything
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  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Thinking of watching what's up Doc


    Funny film.

    Judge Maxwell : I think I want to skip over this part, too.

    Howard : That night, I went back to my room and she was in the bath.

    Judge Maxwell : Who was there? No, don't tell me, just go on.

    Howard : When Eunice walked in and the drapes caught fire, everything burned. They asked me to leave. I really don't blame them.

    Judge Maxwell : Good boy. Is there more?

    Howard : Sure.

    Judge Maxwell : There's more.

    Howard : Well, the next day, today, Mr. Larrabee asked me to his house with my rocks and to bring Eunice. Or rather, Burnsy, the one he thinks is Eunice. Is that clear?

    Judge Maxwell : No, but it's consistent.

    Howard : Shall I go back over it?

    Judge Maxwell : No, please, I beg you, don't. Just go on.

    Howard : It gets kind of complicated now. First, there was this trouble between me and Hugh.

    Judge Maxwell : You and me?

    Howard : No, not you. Hugh.

    Hugh : I am Hugh.

    Judge Maxwell : You are me?

    Hugh : No, I am Hugh.

    Judge Maxwell : Stop saying that!

    [to bayliff]

    Judge Maxwell : Make him stop saying that!

    Hugh : Don't touch me, I'm a doctor.

    Judge Maxwell : Of what?

    Hugh : Music.

    Judge Maxwell : Can you fix a hi-fi?

    Hugh : No, sir.

    Judge Maxwell : Then shut up!
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  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m going to the iron maiden concert with people I don’t really know, this maths teacher who’s friends with both my mum and old history teacher, her son and his friend I’ve never met. Idk maybe I’ll ditch them.

    LOL. I used to be Facebook friends with Iron Maidens first singer, Paul Mario.

    He sang for Sweet as well.which made 0 fucking sense. Frontman for A metal thrasher band to a Vanity Rock band.
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  16. WellHung Black Hole
    i know wut i want, and i want it now. i want u, cuz i'm Mr Vain.
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  17. Originally posted by Kafka I didn't know there was a diet ribena. Wish I could take you grocery shopping with me.

    We'd be having tossed salad tonight.
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  18. Female first world problems. Goes all the way back to the Princess and the Pea.
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just murdered a human and I feel nothing

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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    help im horny i can't stop thinking about street team and doing licks robbing them cocaine dealers and spray painting our tag on the side of cars STRET TEAM

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