I can't wait to hang myself from the traffic lights at the busiest intersection in town later tonight.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
show us with this doll where does it hurts.
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i think you need to see a doctor
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2022-05-12 at 1:37 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Kafka
In the wind-up bird chronicles this man hangs out in wells to enter another world. He wrote about prisoners being thrown into them then a grenade being thrown down it, I wonder if that’s happened. I think it’d be a chill spot.
Sounds like something early day Soviet goon squads would do like the NKVD and Troikas.
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2022-05-11 at 9:05 PM UTC
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frala
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Originally posted by Kafka
I’m going to make another thread for my memories >:c
And Jesus wept.
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Groceries is coming to Ireland!
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2022-05-11 at 2:28 AM UTC
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Kafka
Okay Athens. It was like the centre was nice but you walk 30 mins in any direction and you're surrounded by filth. It was suffocating. Junkies everywhere keeled over in yoga poses, homeless, prostitutes, thieves, people peeing anywhere. It was so hopeless it was almost funny. The stray kittens. I was stalked by a pickpocket. I insta smile at everyone and no one smiled back. Inside the hostel it was like a sitcom with all the characters. Everything went smoothly like I didn't get lost but I felt like I was in limbo and just drank everyday.
Richard: This feels like the street where you get raped. I'm expecting to see a dead baby floating down a river. Wtf is he picking up? What did you just pick up?
Davit: Nathing.
Richard: There's a lot of people on this pub crawl. It feels more like an angry mob.
Laurette a negative nancy telling us bout how she tried to jump from the roof of the hostel her first night there but tripped over the chain fence. This was over breakfast.
Victor: You don't have any wings!
Laurette: What would you know?
*richard wtf face*
Davit was this Mexican guy I hung out with a bit but he did some strange things. He may be dead now. My second night there we went for a walk holding hands. A few days later for another walk to the national library. Right outside in the open was a junkie with a needle in his arm. In broad daylight. Victor, some English guy nd I were sitting on a park bench one night drinking when we saw Davit walking by. We stopped him for a chat, he was vague, then he walked back in the opposite direction he came. One day he sat outside blaring music literally all day with about 20 beer cans around him and his sunglasses on. And I mean all day. He was sitting in the dark with his sunglasses on and scared people. My last day in Athens I hung out in a nice park with him. He told me not to take his picture because he was famous. He also said there were minor teenage boys in the park selling themselves to older men.
Idk it was just crazy. Athens is a strange place and I'll never forget it. Victor was this dutchman who just said all the wrong things. There were these three German girls all 18 yrs old, and two of them liked Richard, this 32 yr old fat guy, and one of them fucked Richard in the toilets. Indian man took me for a ride on his motorbike. I went to a nice beach a few times and some touristy stuff. Got the same burger from the same place every night.
There was this American lady, we went for a walk one night to buy souvenirs and then to dinner. The next day we went to the beach and omg the tram stopped because someone hit their head and this old lady was sitting next to the American lady fucking shouting for an hour at everyone and in the American lady's face. I got voice memos of it and was cracking up. And no one knew what she was saying. It was here that my accent started changing, got a bit American and it hasn't gone away yet.
The first day I went to the beach I walked all the way back to the hostel just to see Athens better. Two and a half hours. Tbh there was nothing really to do at the hostel and the square outside was just full of junkies. Nothing to see there.
There was this one guy in the hostel just on his laptop gaming the whole time. Like it was funny he was always there, day and night in the same clothes and so antisocial. He said Sup to me once as he walked back to his den but that's it. I wish I could take a photo of him. He's probably still there to this day. There's Athens outside, we're all having mad craic and he's just fucking gaming day and night in the dark. I was worried for his eyes like I don't even stay at a pc that long.
I just kinda skimread this or at least what was quoted and I didn't see one adjective so I feel confident making a transatlantic cyber diagnosis of autism and recommend monsters, drugs, NIS and reckless abandon if you want to increase your autism power and there is no way to decrease it that I know of or I would have tried it already
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2022-05-11 at 1:56 AM UTC
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What would the UK do without fish and chips?
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Originally posted by Incessant
But it is. Because why not?
Because the only one getting burned here is you.
And you’re helping 🚷
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Originally posted by Kafka
I would settle for a drug lord or an author.
Drug lord isn't good enough for me I want to be a real life drug deity with magical powers
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i cant an hero
ive tried
i think im quantum immortal. if i kill myself, from my perspective i just fail my way into a timeline where i'm still alive but im dead as fuck in the og timeline.
and im also pretty sure if i kill myself to test this, that'll be when i actually die. the punchline to a cruel cosmic joke at my expense.
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imagine not wanting to live in a neuromancer coffin hotel
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frala
Avant garde shartist
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2022-05-05 at 6:54 PM UTC
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Is this normal?
it was more my perception was fucked. time stopped making any sense, and like walking a road I knew well just felt completely unfamiliar. i remember walking past what seemed like a high fortress wall, but there's nothing like that at all on that stretch of road. both me and my gf had more or less the same experience.
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Originally posted by frala
No I was obviously kidding.
Alright. Please describe, in detail, how Lanny courted you.
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frala
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Originally posted by Kafka
I’m going to dissociate soon. The people in my life are scum but I can’t be alone. I’m talking with the man who harassed me for months, because we met irl and he said my personality was what he was looking for, and if he’s this persistent maybe he won’t leave me, plus he’s rich and may be on the spectrum. But yeah I’m getting close to not coping, then I’ll just have to cope.
This is exactly how Lanny and I ended up together and we are pretty happy.
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Black Hole
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
women have lower iq than men and they arent designed to be talked to unless your into talking about mundane feminine shit like celebrity gossips and whos cheating on who among your neighbors and etc etc.
if you value talking about deep thoughts and interestjng stuffs, you want MEN.
Show me on the doll where nietzsche touched you
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note I am not a step dad or teacher so there is no relationship of dependence on my part in any scenario i can think of unless possibly i volunteer to help refugees or something which i wouldnt do for the purposes of grooming anyone but to actually help.
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