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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Solstice Would you insert a squid? I imagine those suction cup things must feel otherwordly when they grab against your walls. šŸ˜

    No, irregular objects can kill.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Here I drew you a couple of ideas. I'd a version of the little lamby personally.


    Those are cute, I think Iā€™m gonna get CRIME PAY$ now tho
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that is true my dad is against tattoos because "it makes the police's job easier"


    Would you bang her?
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Or don't get any identifying markers INKED on your body


    How will u commit crimes with anonymity now?

    Who is committing crimes wtf
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    Originally posted by RIPtotse Kafka if u make fun of Bradley more time I'm gonna come to northern Ireland or wherever but fuck no where u live and literally throw shit at ur face until u love Bradley got it

    Go fuck yourself
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Bradley Too happy to talk to you, miss.

    You will never get a positive response from me.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Bradley Very edgy. You. Are. Unique!

    Why havenā€™t you hanged yourself already?
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  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā € We find people literally frozen solid in the morning and stuck to fences, doorways, walls and bridges around here. No one can survive outside in -45F temps for long without some kind of thermal shielding.

    Where is that?
  11. Kafka sweaty
    There was another time in London, I arrived at Victoria Coach station and had missed the last train somewhere, phone was dead and they had nowhere to charge it, not until cafe Nero opened at 6am. I need a phone to navigate travel. So I was stranded there with all these homeless people, think I had a meltdown, went into a toilet cubicle and I was awake but I donā€™t know where I went for two hours. Iā€™ve only ever had meltdowns in London so I didnā€™t even know what it was. Iā€™ve been fine in cities in other countries.
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    My first time in London I couldnā€™t deal with it, I got lost and the tall buildings made me claustrophobic like being lost in a forest. I was looking for a kebab place for two hours, didnā€™t find one just some Muslim place where people were giving me daggers and I had to eat outside. Then all these homeless people came up to me asking for change, one woman in crutches, so I just got a train out of there, to a different city where not a single hotel had vacancies and I almost froze. Now I know thereā€™s a 24/7 McDonaldā€™s and I think I will just go to the airport if Iā€™m stuck in future. I wouldnā€™t be able to handle homelessness being a night owl, like where would you sleep during the day?
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    Originally posted by mmQ I don't know what the solution is for you other than replacing it with something else. I have an extremely addictive personality but for whatever reason I've never been addicted to coffee or caffeine as far as I know and never used anything to "wake up and start my day" other than just plain old water.

    But maybe would a nice tall caramel iced coffee be better for you to wake up with rather than the energy drinks? I did drink 2-4 monsters every NIGHT a while back for about 1 year, while I stayed up playing call of duty for 6-8 hour sessions. Just got so used to having them but I think that was half the addiction, and it didn't really by any means need them to stay awake or anything, plus I just liked the taste.

    Now I pretty much just drink exclusively water and I'm used to it and it definitely feels noticeably better on the body than filling it with sugars and other junks. For me I'm almost able to use my addictive nature to my benefit in that regard by being "reverse addicted" to not using stuff (like coffee or sugar or energy drinks or soda).

    Ive also quit smoking cigs entirely unless I'm drinking (which I've eliminated to once a weekend) and I'm hoping to snowball off that reverse addiction to hopefully quitting altogether.

    Now I'm just talking about ME ME ME I'm sorry. What was my point? Oh yeah to try the nice caramel iced coffee in the morning instead of energy drink, I guess idk if that's even healthier or not but energy drinks feel gross looking back at them, definitely a good idea to try and eliminate them from your diet. And trust me I'm a professional dietician and cosmonaut so I know pretty much everything there is to know about everything, ever.

    How did you get off monster? I canā€™t stand coffee. Tea is bearable but not what Iā€™d choose. For some reason whoeverā€™s closest to me has a crazy amount of influence over me. I didnā€™t smoke for two years when my closest friend was a med student, so I think I just need a new bestie. I probably will have diet questions when I think of them.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I use to have one every 2 days when I was hungover from the night before going to work. There's just so much shit in those cans it's unreal. Do you find your piss changing color? (Serious question.)

    Nope. Guessing you do?
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    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Yeah I fear my teeth rotting away would be the worst.

    I have braces so they get checked regularly and thereā€™s no decay, it still makes me paranoid though because it canā€™t be good. I think drinking with a straw stops it touching my teeth to some extent.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I wish I could stop drinking monster because two cans per day for three years is excessive, makes me feel like Iā€™m due for a stroke, stomach doesnā€™t feel great, bad for teeth, kills collagen, ruins complexion, I thought I had peripheral neuropathy at one point, right hand still feels a bit rigid. I just need it to wake up though, sipping it from a straw when itā€™s cold is great and I need b12.
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    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley A friend of mine who is an alcoholic needs an op to remove cysts on his spleen which has in turn made him a Type 1 Diabetic. There is a chance it can recover or so he says and I hope it does cause he's a true Gont. I told him we'll go play golf/ fish and other shite in a few weeks to keep focused.

    I'm starting to fear if he doesn't change soon this will be the end game for him.

    Meh.

    How old was your friend when that happened?
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I heard it changes your cells so they crave alcohol to use as energy.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Ever see "sightseers?"

    No, whatā€™s that?
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