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2022-01-07 at 3:53 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for one person
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Food pantry crap is all carbs and fat and processed shit for the most part…come on now fella!
No, good healthy food is fresh, cheap and easy to obtain in the good ol USA…also:
Live near a pond?…FISH!
Live near a national forest? HUNT!
Live near a farm? HARVEST!
Live near a doughnut factory?.. DOUGHNUT go in that place!
My dad used to fish and hunt bunny rabbits when he was a boy. I’d love to learn how to as well. -
2022-01-07 at 12:05 PM UTC in We need to have a talk about apples new invasion of privacyI wonder if world leaders could be killed and replaced by replica AI robots one day.
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2022-01-07 at 11:16 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for one person
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood this bitch can't cook a chicken but wants guys to beg for her nudes thats a yikes from me
corn beef hash; corn beef, hashbrowns, egg, hot peppers on toast
korean beef and rice; seasame oil, soy sauce, Gochujang, green pepper, rice
home made mac and cheese
eggs and toast with potatoes
fusilli pasta with spicy tomato sauce, onion and italian sausage
frozen stuffed chicken cutlets with a home made caesar salad
casserole dish stuff; Frito pie, baked ziti
thats just what i've been eating this week. If I don't feel like ordering something or can't think of anything else these are the main dishes I fall back on eating or if I am really in a bind just hotdogs/grilled cheese plus fries or something
those are good idk about an entire week though. When I was single and lived alone I would get one of those and some cheese and veg and make quasadillas for a few nights
I even had a press so those suckers turned out reeel nice
I’ve never tried any of those thank you. -
2022-01-07 at 8:45 AM UTC in Imagine just how long one could pound
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2022-01-07 at 4:40 AM UTC in Grocery shopping for one personThis is a hassle, I’m picky and have never cooked a chicken. If anyone has ideas for a weekly meal plan or your favourite foods you like to make that would help.
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2022-01-07 at 4:12 AM UTC in How to get away with murder?
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2022-01-07 at 3:51 AM UTC in How to get away with murder?
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2022-01-06 at 7:07 PM UTC in Sad updateHave fun circle-jerking on each other. C:
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2022-01-06 at 6:48 PM UTC in Sad update
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2022-01-06 at 6:19 PM UTC in Sad update
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2022-01-06 at 4:40 PM UTC in Sad update
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2022-01-06 at 2:32 PM UTC in Sad update
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2022-01-06 at 2:06 PM UTC in Sad update
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2022-01-06 at 11:41 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?False nails and cigarettes
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2022-01-06 at 8:31 AM UTC in How to get away with murder?
Originally posted by Sophie Good point on the phone, go to google maps and look at the forest, find cell towers, if there's three with overlapping ranges (5 to 10 miles radius). You can't take the phone with you to the dumping spot. Three overlapping service towers can triangulate the location of a phone that's pinging off of them. If there is an area, that only is covered by one tower, they can only tell whether or not the phone pinged at a certain time. Plotting towers over time gives you radii of possible locations and the direction. With one tower you can kill the person and dump them, retrieve the phone, and now just go for an extra walk, the scenic route if you will. Drop the phone somewhere just like you would with the clothes and make it a red herring.
Also, how big is this forest you are talking about, sounds small af.
Okay I was not expecting that answer, didn’t know that about the phone towers. It’s Tollymore forest park and they have GoT tours. Forgot about nature photographers as well. -
2022-01-06 at 8:02 AM UTC in How to get away with murder?
Originally posted by Sophie I probably wouldn't, being a murderer that doesn't get caught is a full time job. I have some options though, and i would go about it differently in the USA than i would here. If you can manage not to get caught in the act and you have a good place to dispose of the body like a forest, with favorable soil. You'd probably want to hang out on the forest trail, act like you like nature. Then when you see a victim you like, you walk up from behind and place industrial sized tie-wrap around their neck. make sure you got a few loops daisy chained together for distance and an end that has a handle for your hand or something so you can pull hard. Then as the person is panicking you drag them off the trail deep into the forest, someplace you scouted beforehand.
They will be dead within 5 minutes but 5 minutes off the trail is too close. So make it as far as you can. If you're smart you will have a grave ready to go, a rather deep one too. Put corpse in hole, cut tie-wrap loose and bring it with you, that's evidence you gotta burn, fill hole. Make it look as if nothing has been disturbed.
Even if you can't manage the last part if you make sure the spot is far off the beaten track, you will have a better chance. When you go for a hike you take water right, well use it to clean the muck off of you, if you bring a change of clothes even better, make sure to burn your murder clothes. Make sure to bury the ashes.
Now go home. It'll be a while before the person will be missed especially if it's the weekend, and you strike early in the day. If you did a good job burying the body they won't find it, this is why i said the soil must be favorable, certain types of soil will fill in cavity's that are formed when something decomposes, so ground penetrating radar will be useless. The faster the body decomposes the better. Even if they find the body, if it's just bones, it will be impossible to tell how they died. Ligature strangulation doesn't cause a hangman's fracture on the hyoid bone, especially if you pull the ligature low onto the neck.
Don't take a trophy, don't commit any other crimes until you have gotten rid of everything you need to dispose of. If you can make it happen that the body isn't found in some immediate search and rescue operation you will get away with it. That said you could take the victim's clothes, although now you are touching the body but if you wanna take that risk you can, you can take the clothes, and dump them somewhere in the forest as a red herring. To divert any search efforts.
That sounds simple enough and maybe the best option. What would you do about their phone? I live near a forest but don’t think I could pull that off because of bird-watchers, more people in the forest because of covid and not being strong enough to strangle or drag someone. During the first lockdown there were a lot of teens camping, it was like Lord of The Flies. -
2022-01-06 at 7:06 AM UTC in How to get away with murder?
Originally posted by Sophie Who is them?
Also the first question the police will ask of the victim's next of kin is: Was person X known to visit hoboville? If the answer is no, they're going to take the situation more seriously. Because now they have to come up with a reason why the person would be there.
How would you do it? -
2022-01-06 at 6:08 AM UTC in Sad update.
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2022-01-06 at 3 AM UTC in How to get away with murder?
Originally posted by Sophie If you're gonna have syringes you might as well get heroin. Shoot them up with a lethal dose of that. Make sure no ligature marks can be found on the body if you tie the person up. You can make it look like an OD, but ligature marks are a dead give away.
Damn, it's almost like you people never planned a murder before.
If there’s rope marks I’ll say we did bdsm. If I gave them heroin I’d have to leave the syringe there and worry about fingerprints. -
2022-01-06 at 2:21 AM UTC in Confused
Originally posted by Sophie Also time is relative. But it has an arrow, a preferred way of going. Interestingly the faster you travel through space the slower you travel through time. But you can't go back in time because you'd need to go faster than the speed of light. And that's VERBOTEN.
Do you have any book recommendations?