Posts by troon

1. 2021-11-28 at 11:43 PM UTC in What is the light at the end of your tunnel?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice I knew a girl who let her dogs lick her baby's ass clean after it shit

   
   What a mom! Peak-skank, but objectively environmentally sound.
2. 2021-11-28 at 11:40 PM UTC in What is the light at the end of your tunnel?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo What a basic ass "edgy" fantasy. Are you 14 years old?

   
   It's not a fantasy. Honestly, I'd hope my body fails before my brain, but what are the options if not? Some shitty care home? Dignitas? There's no benefit from either.
   
   I genuinely did witness the scene I described, more or less, and it was repulsive. But from the point of view of the guy lying there looking half-dead, it probably wasn't that bad.
3. 2021-11-28 at 9:24 PM UTC in What is the light at the end of your tunnel?
   

   troon African Astronaut
   When my body starts to fail, I want to live out my life dirty, half-naked, and totally off my face in Vagator. I saw someone like that there once, it was pretty disgusting. But I've grown to realize there are a lot of plus sides to the lifestyle. Easy drugs, cheap living, fresh food and drinks on demand, warm climate, good music, and stray dogs to lick your ass clean for you. It's like zero effort life.
4. 2021-11-27 at 8:06 PM UTC in if you talk to many girls in poland
   

   troon African Astronaut
   Some women like the security they perceive an older man can offer. Most 18yo guys are fucking dickheads, so that's no surprise.
   
   You do seem like a decent looking guy, but you'd really need a bit of a fatherly demeanor and, from what I pick up, you do not seem to have that. You're a bit more bovine in that respect.
5. 2021-11-26 at 11:10 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats how his mom expressed her affections for him when he was little.

   
   no. she told me I was soft, sweet, adorable, and generally lovely and cuddly. then she shoved a dildo up my ass.
6. 2021-11-26 at 10:55 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie i have a selfishly exploitative instinct

   
   fixed your typo
7. 2021-11-26 at 10:46 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie I do indeed, little girls are soft and sweet and adorable and generally lovely and cuddly. Why would you want to be kicked?

   
   I wouldn't. It's entirely fictional, and the idea was so outrageously abhorrent that it made me laugh.
   
   What's interesting is that you are even more abhorrent, yet I find absolutely no humor in you. It's probably because I have a protective and nurturing instinct. You, on the other hand, seem to have lost all recognition of how emotionally fucked and barren you are.
   
   Kittens are also soft, sweet, adorable, and generally lovely and cuddly. Do you also want to fuck them?
8. 2021-11-26 at 10:33 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie didn't realize you were a simp for lala, didn't realize lala had simps(No offense lala).

   
   all i want is to masturbate furiously while a strong woman kicks fuck out of me. you want to fuck little children.
9. 2021-11-26 at 8:40 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
   

   troon African Astronaut
   "Sorry" ... "Sorry"
   
   "Mwaa" ... "Mwaa"
   
   Lanny must be a fucking saint.
10. 2021-11-26 at 8:26 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Sure. Ok. At this point I’m not sure your testicles are serving a purpose anyhow.

    
    Fine! If that's the closest I'll get to an apology, then it'll just have to do.
11. 2021-11-26 at 8:13 PM UTC in unban DANGER DASH
    

    troon African Astronaut
    Shit! I think I'm pretty much fucked then.
12. 2021-11-26 at 8:02 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala I don’t associate with retarded masochists who want to dismember themselves

    
    I don't want to dismember myself, I'd just accept it as collateral damage to fulfill my fantasy. That I just made up out of thin air because the imagery seemed amusing to me.
13. 2021-11-26 at 7:51 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny I’ll fuck your mother and make her drive me to baskin robins after

    
    She can't drive. Maybe because excess estrogen, but not enough testosterone.
14. 2021-11-26 at 6:57 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo First sentence bad, second sentence good

    
    please enlighten me. what was wrong with the first sentence? I feel the second sentence needs the first for some context.
    
    eta: You're right! It works better on its own.
15. 2021-11-26 at 6:07 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
    

    troon African Astronaut
    frala it bugs me that you're fucking some feeble geek who can't even pull out of a junction without unambiguous encouragement. i'd sacrifice both testicles just to get to masturbate while you kicked the shit out of me.
16. 2021-11-26 at 6:03 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump He is releasing 50 million barrels over several months. There are 300 million assholes in America, 50 million barrels lasts them about 2 days. It was an irrelevant political stunt.

    
    With 1M barrels per day you can offset the price of oil enough to fuck with speculators, so 50M spread over months is a good thing.
17. 2021-11-26 at 4:41 PM UTC in Divorce?
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tell her in authoritative tone that a used car will never again command the same price it was when it was new.

    
    used cars still sell though. some people actually prefer to buy used. even scratched up a little with worn tires and brakes, you don't care so much about them, and can drive them hard and not give a crap.
    
    i may have a skank fetish.
18. 2021-11-26 at 11:02 AM UTC in How old
    

    troon African Astronaut
    I've read 90s auto-generated spam content that makes more sense than that.
19. 2021-11-26 at 10:24 AM UTC in Divorce?
    

    troon African Astronaut
    Could be any number of things.
    
    she's just a bitch
    shes's having a bipolar episode
    she wants kids and he doesn't
    she wants kids but is shit scared of it
    she wants good sex and he doesn't give it
    she wants to feel loved but he's a huffy cunt
    she's bored as fuck and attributing it to him
    she is having a nihilistic episode
    her hormones have gone to fuck
    he's really just a dick
    she's really just a bitch
    
    This covers all possible possibilities.
20. 2021-11-26 at 10:14 AM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny I’ll sit waiting to get out of our neighborhood for way too long is she doesn’t tell me I’ve got enough room to go. I drive like a granny.

    
    When you're shitting yourself at a junction, count the seconds it takes for the approaching car to reach you.
    
    When you've actually shit yourself having finally got out, count the seconds it takes to accelerate to a reasonable speed.
    
    Your brain will do the math and calibrate your perception of speed.