Posts by troon

1. 2021-10-28 at 9:41 PM UTC in Kyle Rittenhouse: Am I missing something?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson CIA don't care about random nigs

   
   They might if it served 'Operation How Fucking Dumb Have Our Cattle Become'
2. 2021-10-28 at 7:40 PM UTC in Do circles objectively exist?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny but there might be some relativistic or quantum fuckery that makes that not work.

   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post did die in a fire!
   
   troo... I CAN'T DO IT. I'M WEAK. FORGIVE ME.
3. 2021-10-28 at 7:35 PM UTC in Kyle Rittenhouse: Am I missing something?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But the shopkeeper didn't realize the bill was bogus until Floyd already had the goods, then Floyd refused to give the goods back

   
   tbh, I'd refuse at that point, if I didn't know it was fake. I mean, the shopkeeper could have switched the note. A lot of them are pahjeets.
4. 2021-10-27 at 10:15 PM UTC in Do circles objectively exist?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by lockedin Nothing exists except me and the dreams in my mind

   
   so why are you dreaming about a troon? faggot.
5. 2021-10-27 at 9:09 PM UTC in Kyle Rittenhouse: Am I missing something?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson haha it's funny because you live in the United states but don't realize it's not really united…it's still a tribal, cuckfest, fucking lol..

   
   Don't your ancestors in the United Kingdom have devolved government and local councils?
6. 2021-10-27 at 9:07 PM UTC in Kyle Rittenhouse: Am I missing something?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ the murder conviction on chauvin was pretty silly.

   
   He could have got commended for saving 'tax payers money', instead the whole thing cost a fucking fortune. Even just in statues.
   
   On the other hand, he was already handcuffed and on the ground. Next time, he might have killed someone who actually mattered.
7. 2021-10-27 at 8:58 PM UTC in Do circles objectively exist?
   

   troon African Astronaut
   The fact that people have a clear definition of what an ideal circle is. The notion of a circle corresponds to that.
8. 2021-10-27 at 6:35 PM UTC in When the aliens land are you going to fuck them?
   

   troon African Astronaut
   inb4: are they 16 years old or younger, and have they evolved tongues?
9. 2021-10-26 at 10:15 PM UTC in Do circles objectively exist?
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmG How would you construct it so each side is of exactly identical length.

   
   I'd nail four Plancks together.
10. 2021-10-26 at 9:18 PM UTC in Do circles objectively exist?
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready a circle is as perfect as the human eye sees.

    
    What if it's the eyes of Jiggaboo Johnson? Could be a triangle and he'd swear it's a circle.
    
    My browser's dictionary now includes the word jiggaboo. Neat.
11. 2021-10-26 at 8:59 PM UTC in It's Lesbian visibility day
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT I used to did fuck this lil hillbilly whore who would tell me she had 7 personality's and one was a guy and didn't like me fuckin her. thats as close to being a faggot I ever got, almost

    
    You should have convinced her the 'guy' was gay - might have got to do it up the wrong'un.
12. 2021-10-26 at 8:40 PM UTC in It's Lesbian visibility day
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why do they both look the same?

    
    Because optometrists were shut during lockdown?
13. 2021-10-25 at 7:30 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls 5”8

    
    Do you enjoy fishing on lawns?
14. 2021-10-25 at 7:23 PM UTC in This is Grylls, signing out
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stl1 Bull Testicles Are AWESOME!

    
    Fried Garlic Breadcrumbs and Batter Are AWESOME!
    
    Try them fondant, or perhaps steamed served in an onion and chive consommé. That would be impressive.
15. 2021-10-24 at 9:46 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    troon African Astronaut
    Nothing bothers me here. What the fuck happened to the Internet?
16. 2021-10-24 at 9:01 PM UTC in I have quit smoking.
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Tobacco smokers are trash. The dregs of society.

    
    It's like the shittiest drug ever discovered. It does nothing but alleviate the discomfort that it, itself, creates.
17. 2021-10-24 at 7:06 PM UTC in I have quit smoking.
    

    troon African Astronaut
    The first draw of the day, thumps your chest as it hits your lungs, and the buzz glistens over your brain as you appreciate the satisfaction of the second smoke ring fitting perfectly through the first, before being obliterated by your eventual exhale.
    
    And that's just the first fucking drag.
18. 2021-10-24 at 12:50 AM UTC in Chinaman coming to kill us all
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    "No, it's just... you know... Are those matching shirts?"
19. 2021-10-24 at 12:42 AM UTC in Chinaman coming to kill us all
    

    troon African Astronaut
    Who are those guys?
20. 2021-10-24 at 12:13 AM UTC in Chinaman coming to kill us all
    

    troon African Astronaut