Posts by troon

2022-03-05 at 10:18 PM UTC in Grief

troon African Astronaut

If we could just plant trees on the shallow graves of the dead, we'd know that their body lives on in arboreal form. Or bits of them anyway. Like you could sit under the tree and just feel their presence, maybe get the feels of a pelvis or a spleen. It would be comforting.

2022-03-05 at 10:09 PM UTC in Grief

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was just going through some boxes last night looking for a 7.5 VDC adapter I KNOW I have but couldn't find it..the sense of loss is huge.

If it helps you in some small way, if you look hard enough you often find devices will tolerate a range of voltages, say 6-9 VDC, and perhaps another adapter might offer some consolation.

2022-03-05 at 9:53 PM UTC in Broad in poundland fancies me

troon African Astronaut

obviously, tell her you'll pay a pound to fuck her.

2022-03-04 at 7:22 PM UTC in When i stand too close to my fireplace during a roaring fire, i receive electromagnetic radiation burns on my inner thighs...

troon African Astronaut

'heard' ffs. stop pretending you have actual social contact

your inner voice doesn't count.

2022-03-03 at 9:22 PM UTC in When you have to piss & shit at the same time, it's difficult to only piss but hold the shit in...

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You don't like the marinated splash back huh?

The closest a brit gets to a bidet.

2022-03-02 at 12:08 PM UTC in Imagine being Putin rn.

troon African Astronaut

How does he get from satellite collisions to snowball earth?

"It only takes 3 or 4 of those collision and we won't have to worry about Putin because the world will be a fucking iceball".

2022-03-02 at 11:42 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by STER0S handing out firearm to his citizens was an idiotic move imo

It creates bitter bereaved families who feel maximum hostility towards Russia. That's the only rational reason I could come up with.

2022-02-28 at 7:42 PM UTC in i just got the closest maybe ever to fuking a mid teen

troon African Astronaut

You fucked up when you mentioned the fucking weather you retard. What the fuck?

Next time stick to stuff like your tax returns and foot fungus.

2022-02-28 at 10:37 AM UTC in Last night, i had sex with a woman who was passed out drunk...

troon African Astronaut

It would leave me emotionally cold to do something like that, especially after cumming. Like it would kill a part of my self-image, but maybe self-image is worthless, or even counter-productive anyway.

How do you feel about it?

2022-02-28 at 10:10 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Donald Trump

Every interaction seems completely scripted, it's cringe. I can't even consider the content when there are so many questions on the production itself. Even the subtitled response from the Ukranians near the start read like they were written by a foreigner.

And this is the best footage I've seen. wft?

2022-02-28 at 9:57 AM UTC in WANTED: RUNAWAY SLAVE

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Solstice You deliver food for a living in your 50s

So what? What do you do for a living, and why is it so much better?

2022-02-07 at 12:49 AM UTC in The unprepared snow negro

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Grylls but I still can’t help but feel it’s the work of god in me 🤔

Or maybe your uncle's Maserati.

2022-02-07 at 12:25 AM UTC in Joe Rogan is gay

troon African Astronaut

From my personal experience, PCR tests (which are claimed in the video to be meaningless) accurately reported covid infections over five household members in a more or less sequential order of infections. That is, people who were not yet infected tested negative until they caught it, at which point they tested positive. The lateral flow tests, completely independently, matched the PCR results in every case.

So from my point of view, there's some dumb shit being claimed on at least one of their key points.

2022-02-06 at 11:48 PM UTC in Joe Rogan is gay

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive All stand up comedians are gay

Most stand up comedians are complete needy cunts. They crave attention and adulation to keep them from clinical depression, and they'll say literally anything they think will make you love them. There are a few exceptions, Joe Rogan is not one of them.

2021-12-08 at 12:59 PM UTC in Lala is teaching me how to drive

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by MuscleStud69 It's gonna be ok sweetie, calm down honey

Men: measured, rational, considerate, kind. The best really.

2021-12-08 at 12:56 PM UTC in I got my Covid Booster 101f temp

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready stop wishing death on me, you dirty cunt

when you're still alive, you can conclude that either wishes are not real or else God thinks he's a cunt too.

2021-12-07 at 11:40 PM UTC in Ok guys

troon African Astronaut

Originally posted by Wariat Im not Vinny.

that's why i used 'vinny' you thick polak cunt.

2021-12-07 at 11:20 PM UTC in Ok guys

troon African Astronaut

i don't want to jinx your chances by explaining.

you seem to want this one thing so much that you lose focus from all the things that would actually get you it.

btw, vinny you thick chinky cunt, that's a form of irony.

2021-12-07 at 11:09 PM UTC in Ok guys

troon African Astronaut

Look, if you buy me a nice blonde wig, I'll rim you. I'm way past 16, but still look like a twink.

You'll have to wash your anus well.

2021-12-07 at 11:08 PM UTC in Ok guys

troon African Astronaut

It means 'nothing'!

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